WITH THE NUMBER ONE PICK TEAM PEANUT BUTTER CHOOSES NORM MACDONALD
get fucked
OFFICIAL TEAM DRAFT
Hudson Ramirez
Aiden Evans
Jeesus what’s wrong with monotone canadian guy’s face?
Bentley Ward
he’s a big fat pig
Wyatt Lopez
Shut up faggot Norm is a hot piece of ass
Hudson Price
OCOLATE NIGGER. THIS IS A MINI THRAD NOW
Dominic White
>OOOGA BOOGA OGGA BOOGA ME LIKEY BUTTS
tHATS WHAT WE ALL READ YOU FUCKING patheticc SHIT
Joseph Green
Team Lit Picks Unironically Quavo
Jack Ross
Minis run Jow Forums, no choconiggers or pajeet butters allowed.
Justin Gray
I said, "YOU DIRTY DOG!"
Kayden Baker
CHECKED
Daniel Green
He looks like he had a wrinkled flabby old man’s ass transplanted onto his face
Brayden Lewis
PEEP
Austin Perry
Am I still Mini?
Joseph Diaz
>green team
>green iD
>dubs
Minibros are unstoppable.
Zachary Clark
>implying anyone would join team peanut butter
Adam Bennett
GIVE CREAM THE FUCKING MONEY SKELLY YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS
Jackson Watson
>be Team Peep member riding subway home through sketchy part of NYC
>4 Team Chocolate members get on at the last stop before mine and immediately start eyeballing me and make me generally uncomfortable
>I shift in my seat as one of them edges closer, he opens his jacket so only I am able to see the glock in his waistband
>he mutters under his breath, "you gon give up the wallet homie?"
>fuck my fucking life
>I begin to reach for my back pocket to give the thug my wallet when suddenly there is an explosion of glass from the side window of the subway car
>I cover my eyes from the flying shards as the lights of the car flicker overhead
>I open my eyes slowly and the first thing I see is the Chocolater that was threatening me is now slumped down against the wall and has a 9 inch piece of glass sticking out of his forehead, looks like it penetrated his skull and into his brain
>it's at this moment that I realize there is a new person standing in between me and the Chocolaters, a small Asian looking dude with a huge fucking head wearing a grayish hoodie that says "binance"
>Jesus fucking christ it's fucking CZ what the fuck
>at this moment I notice he has the thug's glock in his hand, which he immediately lifts and fires three perfect shots into the dicks of the remaining Chocolaters, who immediately collapse and begin making animal noises
>for the first time I open my mouth to speak but CZ quickly spins around and puts a finger over my mouth, "shhhing" me as he looks into my eyes
>he speaks very quietly:
>"Funds are safe."
Nolan Kelly
Yeet
Elijah Rodriguez
ITS A KNICKKNACK PATTY WACK
GIVE THIS FROG A LOAN
HIS OLD MAN’S A ROLLIN STONE
Connor Russell
>a small Asian looking dude with a huge fucking head
fucking lose it every time
Isaiah Martinez
I wonder if Norm's son got him into crypto. Norm has had a gambling problem for decades.
James Hill
he just drank the piss of a chinaman.