Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.
>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit
>peanut butter: not American
>mini: underaged/really young
>peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it)
>chocolate: low income (amazon?)
You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason
>Ran some quick diagnostics
Elaborate on this
I’m a big guy but I rarely look at food on the internet
>tfw big guy
But I own a million dollar home, user.
They may be being a little loose with the definition of low income
Checking to see what I am
Peeps confirmed to be BIG GUYS.
This pasta is on pol as well
Rolling
In California a fucking dilapidated bungalow costs a million dollars so that’s not saying much
Im a big guy compared to weebs
Rolling
Test
rollindh
Rolling
i mean i live in america
> guess im not american
I'm a Vietnamese rice farmer
Race war
niggee
R O L L I N G
top fucking kek
>tfw peanut butter and american
lemme check ine
Yeah I’m Black it didn’t work
roll
Daily reminder that I'm not a NIGGER
Obvious horseshit. I’m an Idaho bro in America.
The fuck is this shit?
Creeeem
gotta roll for this
How do I check my team?
> unironically a big guy
How did they know
Nice try nigger.
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I'm the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Really makes me think
Holy fuck. Ngl I’m avrually a bit tubby at the moment.
I order a LOT of UberEats and JustEats. I’m losing weight rapidly atm though.
>a dumb wild guess is a diagnostic
You got it wrong, OP.
Well I am a big guy
V interesting
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They've been tracking my skipthedishes orders. That's how they got me. Still, spoopy.
RENT
AND
ROLL
underage b& need to get out. Also i'm poor af lets see if this shit works
See? Just changed from wifi to 4g, same device, and woooow my team changes too.
what kind of sorcery is this shit
Testing. Maybe your activities are different on each device?
> overweight/big guy
But I'm not a big guy, quite the opposite.
Rolling for rare team
i've been off Jow Forums all day and now this? wtf is going on here?
Nope, can confirm my team just changed with WiFi kek. Was the UberEats guy just above ^ I’m not American though
Testing
team checkero
Who is this semen demon?
testing the hypothesis
im going to throw this out there
Jow Forums browsers also watch black porn.
If i clear my browsing data and history and just browse Jow Forums then go to pornhub it says recommended for you and it's always black.
If i clear browsing data and go to another site then pornhub it does not go to black porn.
I mean 5 teams, its obviously IP last digit based.
Even while in america
>I am pajeet
Lets see then
Damn
Negative, sir. Same device. It's just based on your IP. I can go to any computer in my house or my phone from wifi and be team peep, switch to 4g on my phone and I'm team mini. OP is just a faggot, as usual.
Incidentally, IDs work the same. If you post in the same thread from 2 different device using the same network connection you'll have the same ID with both posts, but if you switch networks on one of them your ID will change.
checking
wat
Wtf is this
Rolling
which team am i?
this is all true except chocolate is high income not overweight american
no
>Incidentally, IDs work the same. If you post in the same thread from 2 different device using the same network connection you'll have the same ID with both posts, but if you switch networks on one of them your ID will change.
basically Jow Forums is made up of the same 30 people posting with mulitple devices then right? especially those faggot link holders
Fuck it's true
Fuck, I'm a lolicon
yeah sure
you wish chocnog
big if true
I-I'm not poor. Am I?
i don't get it
Bullshit I use noscript and adblock.
wtf
Im not poor am I?
LOL
Wtf
I'm a big guy
four u's
I use Adblock, take that.
Just seein what I get
QUE?
It's true, I'm not American (thank god).
Just called my fag friend and he's a team Creme.
Mini are posters who get a lot of dick enhancement emails apparently.
test
well they're right, I have no income
>wait a second
these are so basic that they literally apply to everyone on your Jow Forums.....I'm onto you
roll
Roll
I use amazon often
yeah this is not accurate at all
team peep or ban me
Finally I'm a big guy
I-I've made it brothers.
roll
roll
Checking my team
Big nig Poppin by
Fug, what am I?
Bullshit
Test
Huh
What is this