Dating apps

Any of you try to use dating apps to cure your crippling loneliness?

I am trying but I feel no interest in speaking to practically any of these people, what the hell do you even talk about?

> Hi I like movies and have a cat. cool me too.

Who cares??
Is my brain broken?

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Be sexual and interesting. If you feel like she's probably heard it before, say something else. Close quick and get on a date quick. Don't respond fast.

Do you even like the people you're speaking to

I matched a girl on Tinder yesterday, we talked a bunch, dropped some redpills about genes and intelligence. Got nudes and she said she wanted me to deepthroat her until she passed out.

Women are fucked up man.

if you dont know how to strike an interesting conversation with someone then either

1. youre a boring socially retarded faggot loser
2. the person youre with is boring

probably #1

>God, family, music, learning, outside activities

>I'm a sinner. I fail Jesus every day. I don't deserve any of the good things I have.

>But because of love, God sent His Son to us, and the blood and grace of Jesus Christ covers me constantly. And this is just the first and best blessing that God has given me. Now I want to do everything for His glory, because He loves me.

>I have a wonderful family, wonderful friends, and I'm happy with pursuing my chosen field - being a pianist - until God says to start a family!

>I love Oklahoma and really don't want to leave! I grew up in the woods, and want to live in the country if I can. But I still consider myself cultured. I was homeschooled, classically educated, I like British TV, Parks and Rec, Friends, I read classic books, appreciate intellectual jokes - that kind of thing. I also like the color blue, sunshine, and inchworms. And other random things like that. :)

>I would much prefer to court instead of date - by which I mean my family would be very involved in our relationship, and we would hang out with them, and my family would get to know the guy. The whole point of courting is for the girl's dad to get to help guard the girl's heart for her.... And if you're a good guy or the right guy, you will be ok with that even if you haven't heard of courting before. I'm calling it how I see it, because there's no point in beating around the bush. So there we go.

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Dating apps are just for fucking. Tell them you'll spank her for being a little slut and she'll inhale your cock.

It’s insane, similar-ish story myself.
It’s like they expect that’s what men want to hear. The girl I was talking to said “she’d never sent nudes before” but she obviously was a lying whore.

I like their hole to put my dick in

Jow Forums, what is your patronus?

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after me and my high school sweet hart broke up in 2011 I tried going on plenty of fish . I have to say it was probably one of the most depressing things I ever did . start talking to one girl for a few days out of nowhere she stops talking to you and never replies back again . the only girls that actually sounded like they were not bull shiting me were black girls in Toronto . but I was still slightly racist back then so I never went down to T. and hooked up with them .

I no longer even care about dating a girl sure I want to but I don't feel like there is really a point anymore . never even used tinder

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I tried the other day. I guess I'm just a ruined person. I remember reading stories about 'so and so' did this or that and became a millionaire or famous writer...whatever... and then they died penniless, alone, and in a ditch. I skipped over the fun part and am currently in the market for some ditch real estate to die in.

Yeah, honestly I was interested before that. If a girl wants to be knocked out during sex she's not marriageable.

A better book.

right here

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A ginger Adolf Hitler obv

Most modern women are incapable of love, fidelity, and grace.

I dont have the fucking heart for these swipe-style apps, and it reveals a sobering epiphany about relationship dynamics among men and women. A woman using tinder will match almost every time she swipes right, whereas the vast majority of men will struggle to match on a day's worth of swipes, much less actually converse with the woman or manage to secure a date.

I don't think you quite understand the power of a woman on tinder. You have the ability to be hyper selective in the men you choose. The options range from "I'd like to fuck a literal chad, tonight", "I'd like to eat a Michelin starred meal for free", and "I'm not having a great day so I'll chat up a beta Male and have him shower me with compliments."

And all of this is entirely free of responsibility or attachment. Men never had this option, and women never had it so good.

For the vast majority of men that arent ultra chad, women won't even look at your profile, and it doesnt even matter what they themselves put down because you're going to swipe right on them anyway, and they're going to swipe left on you.

>what they say
>what they do

Pick one user

Women are the retarded ones. They are literally autists whose hobby-obsession is shiny things and getting raped by a six pack. Every time I find myself chatting with a pretty woman I feel somewhat disgusted with myself. It's this banal veneer of pure lust and ulterior motive. Men engage in dishonesty around women. They humor them. They don't humor men. Women humor women too though. One wonders if it is even a veneer for women. If they are even self-conscious of said depravity.

swipe left on all transfags, niggers spics kikes ragheads and punjabs. swipe right on all non-fat, non-ugly white chicks. eventually you'll breed one

the above only applies if you're white. if you're a transfag nigger spic kike raghed or punjab, then kill yourself, faggot.

Why do you think she is doing something different?

>Dating apps
Don't use these and try to meet in real life instead. Go to meetup.com and just start going to any and all events that look interesting to you.

>what the hell do you even talk about?
It's easier when you already know that you have something in common with someone. For example, I like sailing, I do events and trips that involve sailing, I meet girls that like sailing, and then we can talk about sailing for fucking hours.

hahahaha could you cope any harder incel?

we need a war...i don't care if i live, just some cleansing fire to reset this shithole.

I hope you mean she wanted to deepthroat YOU.

I downloaded Tinder a couple months ago and had about 5 invitations to "hab sex XDDD" before I deleted it. I'm not interested in casual sex anymore. It's too degrading.

>crippling loneliness
Haha what a fucking faggot. You have everything you need to fill your life with joy yet you want artificial comfort. No wonder incels like you can't find a mate.

I was thinking about this whore I was chatting to at a bar last week. I was engaging her in banal conversation but she was so engaged in it. The fundamental dishonesty of woman is distasteful.

I like staring at crypto charts for 18 hours a day & smoking cigarettes ,,, what do?

If you're still online chatting after a couple of days she assumes you're not interested and moves on. A 6/10 probably has 5-10 guys to choose from, stand out, close fast.

I'm sure there's some south east asian gook girl that does that as well.

I did. I would never get replies. Maybe because I'm ugly or non-white. Then I tried lower tier apps like meet me and stuff like that with more uglier girls. I would get some hook ups but I just couldn't commit to hambeast. Then I tried Grindr. I get blowjobs every fucking day. I've been using grindr ever since to satisfy my sexual urges until a woman I like finally replies.

>I was thinking about this whore I was chatting to

your mother doesn't count

talk about whatever you want

Keep in mind that all the women on dating apps are insane roastie whores only there because no one will put up with them IRL.

This guy gets it

its pretty great for me

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Go to church

post the nudes you utter failures

How do you look like?

>a wild Estonian oil driller appears

truly enlightened, brother

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>Is my brain broken?

Probably. Early abuse has left you incapable of forming emotional attachments to other people. That's why you have no interest in them. That's why you are estranged from your family and are alone and you feel like you are faking every social interaction.

>Maybe because I'm ugly or non-white

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>Any of you try to use dating apps to cure your crippling loneliness?
I wouldn't. It's not very good for your sanity when a woman has 10,000 different options.

Haha based and grindrpilled

i tried but all the people seem just obnoxiously generic. i don't have high standards but every woman feels the same

none of them feel like you could talk to them about anything for more then 10min

Let me tell you, the throat and asshole of a asian twink.....it's good. Turn the lights off or have it dim, and you can't tell the difference. Especially the ones that have long hair.....hnnnng

just don't breed and spread your niglets around here...or if you do take it to burgerland or western europe please.

>what do?

Develop your interests into things that get you to meet people. The only reason I got into sailing was because I liked historical naval battles. If you have a passing interest in something, you should like it enough that you can at least turn it into a social event

Why you want to be with roasties?

>still slightly racist
>on Jow Forums and is less racist now
>what timeline is this

These are the best advices for online dating.
It's not a good place to go for anything besides fucking.

Fucking disgusting, kill yourself faggot.

I think tinder is only worth while if you live in a city and only match with people in a 5km radius.
I generally just try to match with girls in uni since they are the ones who go out to nightclubs the most so you can just ask if they wanna meet in a club while they're out with their friends, rather than trying to organize a date that they will almost certainly flake on

>sucking random cock is better than putting up with women's shit

>he doesn't enjoy makeup tutorials and shopping for more fucking clothes.

I feel bad for the black girl. She seems like a white girl trapped in a black girl's body.

Sorry to tell you this, OP, but you're probably gay.

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I dumped a girl because I found out she had tinder on her phone at one point.

I'm so sick and tired of women's bullshit, but 2 years dry and the loneliness is starting to weigh heavily on me and I've been feeling incredibly depressed lately. I kind of want to fuck around with a pre-op tranny to be perfectly honest, but I have no idea how to wade into that territory and I'd rather not fish around on tinder for trannies. Fucking sucks.

And yeah, I know, I'm fucked in the head for wanting to pursue trannies. It's too late, it was always too late.

I know women use cleave shots, bikini shots etc to make you want to swipe right, but god damn, I find it dehumanizing and disgusting.

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Hey now. I don't suck nothing! I'm the one getting sucked buddy, and don't you forget it!

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He let's faggots blow him, not quite as bad but still gay as fuck

or black girls are actually normal people too and we just should just genocide every m*le negro in existance to solve the crime crisis and overpopulation problem.

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nothing gay about getting your dick sucked, bro

>ur jealous not even grindr faggot whores won't chupa ur chup

>I am a Painter. Not quite Frida Kahlo, but miles ahead of high school art class.
>Look up Friedas paintings
>Thats really some good shi.. oh portreat made by other artist
Honestly, Friedas paintings are high school art class-tier. Her genius is her attitude and her biography.

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>And yeah, I know, I'm fucked in the head for wanting to pursue trannies.

You are trying satiate a hunger for companionship. Trannies is just a band-aid fix for a societal problem that is escalating, especially for men that can't find women.

Dialate

Were your parents really old when they had you? I’ve found a pattern of that particular behaviour most prevalent in people whose parents were 40-50 when they were conceived.

He's at least bi.
I had similar experience in early life, with tranny and hentai porn.
My first experiences were with gays who sucked me.
Then I met my gf

Its a little Lindwurm

You have so many shitty options to sift through user, but i met my wife on Number.
FUCKING
BUMBLE
she's beautiful and insanely smart,
But it took more than a few years of looking.

Just keep your standards high and your expectations. Try to have as much fun with it as you can, and keep an open mind so you can recognize a winner when you see her

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You're a faggot, sorry bro

I gave a black girl a try once. She was a bbw of course. She invited me over and we chatted. Got to the point I had her twerking her fat giggly ass on my cock and I was feeling her up. I got on her bed and she gave me the weakest bj of my life. Super slow and dull. When it was time to fuck she couldn't take it. When I put her on missionary the fucking fat slob could barely have her legs spread open at a reasonable distance. Kept locking her knees and shit. Did not enjoy.

How to be successful on tinder, try either:
1) Be good looking
2) Be a successful betabux
Women who do online dating fucked a bunch of men already on there. It's literally meant for hooking up. And most of the time women cat fish by using photos of their younger skinnier selves and doctor the photos to the limit such as making them look more white and whatnot.
Then once women are tired of the cock carousel or have no luck on it they find some easy betabux to financially take care of them.
That is online dating.

Sexuality isn't something static and currently I don't find any men attractive

No - just stop watching pornography. That will go away.

Bbw?

Then why the fuck did you allow a dude to suck your dick? You're a mentally ill sodomite, off yourself nigger

>hentai
So much this. When I was young I would view futa images and dojins. At one point I paid to fuck trannies. Never did it again because it's expensive as fuck.

The people I know who tried it quit using it in less than a year.
Almost everybody lies about their job, height, weight, …
Pics are a lot photoshopped/filtered or taken from the right angle.
If you wanna meet the person irl they either don't show up or it's a bad surprise.
As a women you get a lot of dick pics

tldr: go out and meet some people irl

?? What the fuck?

>this is what pornography does to your mind

Jordan Peterson's a fag

Don't do it, young bucks. It is essential to form your relationships in the real world in person. Ditch the digital realm. It is obviously cancerous to western society. You'll thank me later if you're still around.

"big beautiful woman"

She was fat. Had a big fat wide ass, big pumped titties, and a gut.

It means a fat bitch, Stavros.

I can find women with modest effort, but whether it's a me problem or a woman problem, every last one of them have turned out to be human garbage in the end and I always want out and away from their shit. It's even worse when its casual flings, because they don't even pretend not to be garbage. At least when you date them they put on an act for a couple months. I'm really wondering if trannies can't be better than women.

No, mom was like 24 and dad was 26.

Most women are shallow,sexist and double standard on them sites.. So bc of this ya will change and not see them as people but rather pieces of meat..
Hence reason loads of guys copy n paste or send dick pics because its pointless really writing and taking an interest! When u might not get any reply. Think about it..
Are u really going to read every profile and take an interest in what they wrote and to take them serious and see them as special? If so how many times are u goin to do this? 10,20, 50 times?? Dont take it serious or even think u find something serious

You have to start out with boring conversations, try to create some fun by going somewhere or having her over for dinner, etc. If it is not getting better after a few dates then move on to the next one. You have to meet a lot of them before you find a good one so just keep trying.

Seems legit user.
That's how girls typically react.

rare. Are you on deployment?

Why would you date a fat negress

I've tried using them, but the women on there were completely insufferable.

Dating apps are for sex (and stealing your personal info) man.
Nothing else.

This is me although I don't think I was abused just neglected/ignored.

Like I literally have zero memories of being shown attention by any adult except teachers