I've never had sex before. There I said it. I've never told this to anyone. I'm 33 years old. Fuck my life

Take some drugs and go to a club.

Relax, it's overrated.

Pay a prostitute.
It's what I did when I was 22

Just be yourself my man.
Also sex is overrated. I'd rather get sucked off than have sex, and at least you've done that I'm sure.

kek, this. Its a big reason why I like living in australia, hookers are legal and I spend hours browsing for the sexiest hottest ones.

I didn't have sex til mid 30s. Said fuck it and started fucking escorts. Made me way more comfortable and confident around women. Now I get laid with regular women I pick up socially.

fudked with beautiful girlfriend extensively yesterday. fucked her quickly in the morning. feel good.

btw started having sex at 13. (I am 32 now) Oh... and I had generally a lot of sex with a lot of woman.

wew lad

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Would you really believe it?
That someone would go on the internet and tell lies? And then insist it was the truth?

I actually got laid at 13 too. Probably should have waited a bit longer in hindsight.

and who's fault is that bro

>>>/r9k

fuck there are some losers on biz

I'm gonna let you in on a secret OP. I envy you. Pussy is great, bit once you get it, you go through a cycle of abandoning goals and ambition in the persuit of it. While I was running around chasing pussy, people like you were probably doing meaningful things with your life and actually contributing to society. Pussy will always be there. As you get older, it actually becomes even easier, as the roasties pile up in line, desperate for a husband and jealous of their friends.
If you wanted to bang a roastie, turn on some app on ur phone and as long as you aren't fat, you'll be fucking one by this evening. Just don't knock them up for the love of all that is good. They will try everything to get preggy. Don't leave condoms behind, etc.

This is retarded

Go to gym, they will actually come to you if you're fit.

t. guy who recently got fit and has women coming to him

nice business thread, thanks for sharing :)

thanks, not OP but this makes me feel better for being bad at flirting. Still working on it but old habits die hard (bad at small talk, strong interest im my job = least romantic date ever)

Slowly realising that the key is to just have fun and not worry about small talks being "meaningless" as the ultimate goal is simply to create rapport - convos are simply the means to an end.

I don't even care about sex that much, I just want to cuddle with someone who cares about me

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I got fit and no women are coming to me

>If you wanted to bang a roastie, turn on some app on ur phone and as long as you aren't fat, you'll be fucking one by this evening.
0 matches on tinder here

>0 matches on tinder here
Depending on how ugly you are you might just have to up your selfie game.

You haven't missed out on much.

>another Dynasty Warriors player
Mein Neger.

I'm even swiping right on fat ugly women and they dont match me
I think my pic looks nice too
tinder is fucked, women are fucked (not by me though)

You have a few options:

>Get Jow Forums and travel a bit to get some cool pictures/experiences. All the experiences you're missing in life will come to you if you just travel, it's like a time machine. This worked for me, if you're a single guy with a wageslave job you can afford it if you're frugal so no excuses.
>Move to somewhere like Thailand where the standards are much lower and slay the asian roasties there (even ugly white boys can have multiple girlfriends).
>Pay for it if all of the above is too hard for you

Dd you enjoy the anal intercoursw qith your dddy?

Yo must ve ugli as fuck

better pay then or find and ugly fat bitch thei still have vagina

The fuck is this?

u need to straight up lie in ur profile. BOOM - you're now a doctor.

Although the other replies may be valid, you're probably too autistic to realise when women are attracted to you.

I see fat ugly cunts with partners all the time so its really unlikely to be the cause. Just go full on at the gym, get really fucking buff and whores (aka normal everyday women) will drool over you.

Link to hottest pls

you dumbass. australian hookers are massively overpriced. you can get 10x the attractiveness for 50 times less the price in europe

what team am i i hope im not the pajeet chocoshit team

>I see fat ugly cunts with partners all the tim
yeah they probably have a good personality
I also see ugly manlets with qt girls all the time but I'm too autistic to approach women

I'll let you in on a secret, user. It's not that good. By the time you've paid for it, you might as well fap and watch Elsa Jean getting her ass turned inside out. The only good thing about sex is blowjobs, and even then it's not that great. Don't waste time on roasties, sex is the drug you get for free, and being a slave to a roastie is the come down.

OP I lost my virginity at 14, i'm 28 now. Still not a millionaire. Gladly would give up all that wet siss that I get for being able to afford a nice lifestyle. What I'm trying to say is stop being a little bitch.