I SHIT MYSELF TODAY

I SHIT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
THE SOFTNESS AND THE SMELLE
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
I FILL THE WALLS WITH HOLES
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
THE SMELL IT BURNS MY EYES
AND RUINS EVERYTHING
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
A DIAPER THREAD
EVERYONE I KNOW
SHITPOSTS IT TO NO END
AND I COULD EAT IT ALL
MY DIAPER OF CRAP
I WILL SHIT ON YOU
I WILL MAKE A BRAP

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truly a poet of your time.

you know what i don't even.

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beautiful

Greetings Jackson

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Not bad, it pains me to admit.

The only line that was off was "THE SMELL IT BURNS MY EYES", though even Weird Al couldn't sync "You better chow down or it's going to get cold" with "they'll kick you and they'll beat you and they'll tell you it's fair"

But the golden days of amiright.com, when people pointed out pacing problems and how "funny" it was were more than a decade ago, so why live in the past? -_-

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my name isn't jackson holy shit.

jackson merriweather, perhaps
from the city of yonkers, ny
king of the aryans, emperor of the germans

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Then what is it?

I SHIT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
THE SOFTNESS AND THE SMELLE
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
I FILL THE WALLS WITH HOLES
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
THE SMELL IT BURNS MY EYES
AND RUINS EVERYTHING
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
A DIAPER THREAD
EVERYONE I KNOW
SHITPOSTS IT TO NO END
AND I COULD EAT IT ALL
MY DIAPER OF CRAP
I WILL SHIT ON YOU
I WILL MAKE A BRAP
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT
UPON MY FURFAG CHAIR
FULL OF SMELLY THOUGHTS
I CANNOT REPAIR
BENEATH THE SKIDMARK STAINS
THE DIAPER DISAPPEARS
YOU ARE MEANIE MONSTERS
I AM A MASSIVE QUEER
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
A DIAPER THREAD
EVERYONE I KNOW
SHITPOSTS IT TO NO END
AND I COULD EAT IT ALL
MY DIAPER OF CRAP
I WILL SHIT MYSELF
AND IT WILL MAKE A SPLURT
IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY
I'D STILL SHIT MYSELF
AND I'D STILL BE GAY

BRAPSON REPORTING FOR DOODY
AMA

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IF I BRAP HARD ENOUGH
WILL IT PUSH THIS THREAD BACK UP TO PAGE 1

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it;s just not jackson.,

it is though

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WHY WOULD YOU BUMP

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Remember to sage every thread that involves this underage attention whore and their enablers.

remember to sage every thread that involves (you)

t. butthurt applicant that was denied his dream job at Pants Shit International

i bet its the virgin elliot again
he is scared of the chad yonkers

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Obsessed, also who’s Elliot?

nobody
thats who

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reminder

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