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beautiful, 6000 test eod, shorted at 6900

Went 100x long literally 5 seconds before this dump LMAO can't make this shit up.

peep this right quick

>going long in downtrends

you totally deserved this

Good lad.

my butcorn is going down lel

just peep my days up, familia

Doesn't matter m8. I only had 0.0001 BTC so my chance of success were 0 whichever direction I'd have bet on.

I shorted too but I closed my short at 6700. How low are we falling this time?

Btw last time I went short "in a downtrend" it bounced right back up. I have the power to control markets it seems.

short again

Death cross happened yesterday

your chances would be 1% if you shorted, but on 100% it's just gambling anyway.
you are supposed to short the pumps, not the bottoms. since it's impossible to consistently predict tops, you need to stick with your position until you think it's time to go long

don't worry tho, you'll make it fellow peeper

how should i know? i just ride the waves

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WHAT did btc mean by this?

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it didn't on bitfinex, but looks like it'll happen during the week

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I was shorting a top actualy, but another top followed shortly after and I lost 95%. I didn't use stop losses becaue my buffer zone was already too tiny due to miniscule amounts I had. Impossible to predict indeed. I'm done with crypto tho. Lost everything. Time to move on.

or you could just use lower leverages, you know. if you shorted without leverage at any point since january, you'd be in profit right now

No I couldn't actually. Making a 10% gain on $100 is a complete waste of time.

>How low are we falling this time?

To the bottom

SHIT

Wouldn't you be paying fees just to stay in position that wear down your capital to 0 over that period?

if you can do it consistently then it isn't

the funding fees are absymal, but anyway you don't have to pay fees if you don't use leverage

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If you don't have anything intelligent to say fuck off back to team nigger threads.

>97 years

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it means 97 trades, brainlet, i just use a pre-made calculator

even worse lol
imagine getting it right 97 times in a row

Bitcoin is crashing with no survivors.

that's why i sad consistently. you don't have to get it right in a row, as long as you make those 10%.

you could have 10 losing trades in a row with 1% loss, but then a winning one with +20% and you are still on track

>business and finance

can't figure out that years= any arbitrary period of time for these purposes.

back to /b/ faggot

Could've would've. If it was that simple 90% of people wouldn't be losing money.

i never said it's simple. the simple thing is to lose money by gambling on 100x leverage

Believe me I wouldn't be going anywhere over 5x if I had more than $100 to invest.

>97 succesful 10% gain trades in a row with all of your capital on the line
>smart investing
pick one

keep missing the point creamlet

yeah, that's what everybody say actually. i said the same thing when i gambled with 100$, then i sold my shitcoin and got like 6000$ and after the first losses i started gambling with them too.

that's just basic psychology, you won't get it until you experience it

Can't handle the truth

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR BITCOIN

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m8 he can't even handle bantz, imagine if we told him the truth HAHA.

HELP

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here you go

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wow thanks user

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I hate this game

top fucking kek

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>People start to short
>Commence pump

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Catch (You) for the laugh user