McAfee

he'll be eating his mini soon

I wish his software would stop popping up, trying to get it off my computer is like trying to get rid of cancer.

The man is unironically my hero.
A man to emulate.

Married to a disgusting fat black hooker

The fact that this guy is considered some kind of guru tells you all you need to know about crypto

Worthless shill at this point. Nothing he says has any value because he's openly for sale.

I love the guy honestly. I'll just leave

youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

a find this old fag funny

He is my role model, i love that old faggot

delusional old man. i can't see bitcoin getting anywhere near 1 million by 2020

Digits and Trump will call him Dickless John

Bon appetit

Literal hero, done work directly for him and he's been incredibly generous both monitarily and through direct praise and hospitality. Very empathetic and likable guy in person.

That being said, would I ever buy into any of the ICOs he's promoting? Hell no. ICO market is oversaturated as a whole, we all know this.

Do you guys remember the thread where we called him on that twitter phone number?
It was so funny.

diegorod.github.io/WillMcAfeeEatHisOwnDick/

13.8% down off target

he is a fucking lunatic

Gotta keep ya webhooks tuned and scoped in on his Tweets.

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When I look at John McAfee, I see a nerd desperately trying to be cool so hard that he almost believes he is. He was just a little nerd in high school, a real brainiac, but he always felt like he was left out by the cool kids. He wanted to be cool, too. It seems like, somewhere along the way, probably when he was very young, he fell under the wing of the wrong role model.

It was probably some thirty-year-old, washed up, divorced, hooker-fucking, coke-sniffing, alcoholic veteran who'd been born hot shit fucking all the bitches like a real chad but then let his ego get out of control and just shitted his life up hard.

So, fourteen-year-old (we're guessing) Johnny starts hanging out with this guy at his trailer down by the train tracks, where the old coot (I'm 42 as I write this btw) offers him all kinds of stuff -- crazy stories, a misanthropically cynical outlook, porno mags, liquor, marijuana and other drugs, the list goes on... but, mostly, "friendship."

Here was someone "cool" who accepted little Johnny and took him on as a student of coolness.

Only it wasn't really like that at all. It was just a sad and lonely old man, totally solipsistic & narcisistic, practically sociopathic, slowly dying alone in his dead end life, his friends & family having long since turned their backs on him, rattling along on autopilot to anyone that listens (or just the empty space around him in Johnny's absence). Hell, he probably thought Johnny was a turd, and "taught" him how to be "cool" as a sad little joke for himself to laugh at between crying and blacking out from the alcohol late at night as he tosses and turns, sleepless, on his stained mattress without sheets, alone.

Johnny almost senses the truth, but mistakes it for the whole *world* being shit, not just this shitbag who's taking advantage of a lonely outsider to have some company (at he poor kid's expense, too).

I'll bet he fed little Johnny acid or mescaline, fucked his brain, then fucked his mouth.

>t. mcafee

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In all likelihood at this point in his life. My opinion of McAfee is that he is a fool. This is a man who had a net worth of nearly $100 million in 2007 and then essentially lost it all. Only a fool would leverage his entire fortune (instead of using OPM) to try to quickly become even richer than he already fabulously was.

His predictions on Bitcoin may or may not come true. However, I doubt he has any real insight as to how and why Bitcoin will reach his price target. If he succeeds, it will be only due to dumb luck. More power to him if he recovers his lost fortune but anyone listening to him for financial advice secretly desires to be like McAfee: broke and on the run in third world Latin America.

So, he's into hard drugs and loose morals now, so he fucks gutter trash hookers and blows coke because it's "cool" and he's so "edgy" and not at all a "nerd" anymore.

But, he's a fucking soft little bitch, and his little bitch heart has a big tattoo on it that says: "USE ME," and a predatory she-boon streetwalking cocaine-addicted fat ugly hooker sees this the first time she meets him as just a regular John on the street, reads about this actual "John McAfee" (lol his actual name is "John" you cannot make this shit up) after he hires her a few times and just does NOT shut up about "The McAfee" and talking about himself in the third person like he's the shit that invented the space shuttle or some shit.

So, she realizes that this fucking idiot loser is worth worth about six gorillion dollars on the nigger-rich scale, so she marries him, gets on his life insurance policy as well as being named sole beneficiary of his last will & testament, and then conspires with her brother (who, like her, is also a full-on stereotypical hood nigger) to have John McAfee murdered -- you can google the news articles about how he discovered the plot, confronted her on it, and then was just like "lol u cray-cray, bay-bay" -- so that should could collect his fortune.

John McAfee is so pathetic that he is knowingly married to a woman who only married him as part of a plan to murder him for his money, and she's not even hot.

If that doesn't scream desperation, show me something that does.

The McAfee will eat his dick before eoy.

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brain rotted by syphilis.

>Paying with a brick of $5 bills loaned to him by a friend, McAfee hired Janice Dyson for a night and a day after picking her up in a Miami Beach cafe, one day after he was deported from Guatemala to the US, ABC 20/20 reported.

>'It was, I don’t know how to say it, magical - ’cause he saw the hurt that was there,' Janice who took McAfee's surname after their 2013 marriage, told 20/20's Matt Gutman in a clip released ahead of Friday night's episode.

>McAfee, the creator of McAfee Antivirus software, rescued Janice from a violent pimp and years of sex trafficking, allowing her to reconnect with her estranged son and rebuild her life, the happy wife revealed.

Wow. Just wow. Just how could you fucking do that to yourself? How do you -- a supposed pussy-hound -- not recognize that "the hurt that was there" was just a professional saleswoman using a technique to sell her services that everyone paying attention learns in Sales 101?

...and, this is the best part:

>"her estranged son"

John CuckAfee is like a literal cuck raising
>his wife's black son
...just wow. It's amazing he's so Pro-2A, thank God, adding to his #wildcard status.

I've been googling like a mad man and can't find any reference at all to the muder plot you described involving Janice Dyson's brother. I've used a dozen different permutations of keywords you'd think would find it with no luck. Drop a link son.

Didn't he murder his next door neightbor in Belize?

Absolute fucking lunatic. Good for bringing idiots into crypto, bad for anything else.

Yeah, he ordered people to murder his neighbour because the neighbour poisoned his dogs.

he seems to be enjoying life more than the rest of the medicare crowd.

he's 100% crazy enough to actually do it.

>yfw (((they))) keep sliding big-if-true, non-fake-news so far down the results pile that you develop a completely new technique of google-fu which is as revolutionary to googling as bruce lee's jeet-kun-do was revolutionary to traditional kung fu

oianews.com/the-curious-controversial-life-of-john-mcafee-just-got-way-more-complicated

Excerpts:

>The night after he returned, December 14, 2012, he met Janice Dyson, who was working as a prostitute in South Beach, Florida. McAfee said he initially turned her down when she approached him outside a cafe, but the pair ended up spending the night together. She didn’t know McAfee was either rich or infamous, but her pimp, Delmariea Kamani Crutchfield—street name: ‘Suave’—did. Intending to rob him, Crutchfield asked her to provide information about where McAfee was staying, but she refused.

>Janice and McAfee met again, and eventually began a relationship. They married in 2013. But the whirlwind romance did not last long. After a row, she left their apartment to stay in a hotel in Portland, Oregon. The first person she called was Crutchfield, who told her that people were looking for her husband. Initially, Janice was asked for information about McAfee’s movements, but later—when they had reconciled—she was blackmailed and ordered to leave doors unlocked at their Lexington home and even to drug his food in order to incapacitate him and make him easier to kidnap.

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>John and Janice McAfee met in 2012 when Janice was working as a prostitute. They married the following year. Jordan Saville/ Newsweek

It was only after the shooting up of his own house that McAfee confronted his wife about his fears she was involved in some kind of plot. She admitted that two days earlier she had met Crutchfield in a room of the Lexington Inn, some three miles away from the couple’s home.

In several interviews with Newsweek, Janice claimed that while she appeared to cooperate with the orders passed to her through Crutchfield—who could not be reached by Newsweek—she was simultaneously trying to give McAfee hints of the plot.

>“Even though I was cooperating, I was still trying to suggest to him, without telling him, to be careful. [But] I would get in the way. A lot of the attempts that happened in our home, I hindered those from happening, blocked them from happening, because I’m in the house too,” she said.

“Because if I did do my job, it would always come back on me…I don’t like the idea of going to prison or getting killed for someone else’s gain.”

One of the attempts at kidnapping McAfee, as told by Janice, included a plan to lace a meal she prepared with a a chemical that would disable him, though she says she was unable to follow through with it.

“It’s been one plot after another,” McAfee says. “My wife was in full cooperation with them but at the same time trying to urge me not to do things that would lead me directly into the trap, without telling me that she was cooperating to collect me…Janice probably has done more good than harm because while she was cooperating, she at the same time kind of likes me, I guess.

“She’s now between a rock and a hard place. She still fears there’ll be harm to her family even though the FBI and myself won’t let that happen. She’s done the unthinkable, which is rat on the underworld…she’s told on some very powerful people.”

[Do not trust women.]

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...which, I guess, means that John McAfee is such a proponent of trustless cryptographic networking that he's still married to a liar who tried to have him killed.

>john mcafee puts his money -- and his dick -- where his mouth is

to be fair that doesnt mean much when it comes to him, he just likes to change flavors

>his security detail
Guess which ones are former SOF/"Green-Berets" and which are not.
>definitely not that wispy bearded manlet in the black logo'd polo shirt flagging his boss's junk with the suppressed barrel of that overpriced 9mm pcc

Hey, John: that guy's trying to kill you and make it look like an accident, bro.

>honestly how hard is it to just fabricate half a dozen accidental discharges & suicides in a house filled with guns & drugs owned by a known paranoid schizophrenic with a history of violence & crime?

Ah, man, if I didn't *like* the guy and what he's done for ALL of us who use computers, I'd fucking take the job myself.

>yfw people smart enough to pull off the perfect crime instead apply their intelligence to loftier goals

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Good read, thanks man.

I noticed that he's completely flushed out his personal security team since that article was written. Compared to current pictures he's uploaded of his team I don't recognize a single one when compared back to the team from November 2017.

I'm thinking the full team replacement might have had something to do with this mishap covered in the article.

A literal shit eating Cuckold

degenerate boomer that needs putting down.

>Everybody look at me me
>I walk in the door you start screaming
>Come on everybody, what you here for?
>Move your body i need that dump
>I been around the world I ain't ever seen a >pajeet like this
>he's a shit eater, a shit eater
>I been around the world I ain't ever seen a >pajeet like this
>He's a shit eater, a shit eater
>[Chorus]
>[Chants]
>[Chorus]

WHAT A GUY