Imagine not being American LOL

Imagine not being American LOL

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Hey guys
*gets shot*
I sure do love
*gets stabbed*
this amazing
*gets mugged*
country
*gets indebted $358,000 for hospital charges*

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>Imagine not being American LO-*gunshots*

You keep badmouthing the world's greatest country and i'll have sent back home in a body bag.

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>You guys should ban guns and be safe like us! *gets stabbed*

>be american
>get shot

Be an user, forget to change your ID from the risk thread

imagine being a mutt and getting shot after rolling outside with your mobility scooter and fetching the morning paper.

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I don't have to, thankfully

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How does one bend over if they're on a mobility scooter. And why would someone that disabled go outside? We have options for all life needs to be assembled, cooked,fixed by other people without ever needing to go outside.

And all paid for by our fucking gov. Imagine that you could be a waste of life and live better than everyone you know. And this happens all the time.

imagine the imagination......

These are the daily struggles of the average American, you tell us.

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jijo

Freedom of speech.
Owning fully semi automatic assault weapons.
Due process
Legions if libtards who can derive no meaningful power from their admittedly large numbers

Cope, literally everywhere else.

>isnt black
>live in a rural area
>have a job
>suddenly have 0 of the problems you mentioned
you'll only get mugged/stabbed/shot if you're autistic
hospital charges aren't a thing if you have a job better than burger flipper, since they pay for your health insurance

*gets shot*

>danish cuck has no understanding of the american situation
nobody i know and nobody they know have ever been shot at, unless they were in the military
imagine being so bluepilled you think news and reddit saying "america bad guns" is an argument
kek, europoors really are pathetic

Seems like all the shooting has made you delusional.
Seek out professional help, user.

I only do/hear shooting when I'm out hunting
Never hear it anywhere else, fuck off Fincuck

Imagine having niggers and beaners in your country

imagine being slavic
you brainless albino gorillas fell off the evolutionary line before humans came about

>Imagine not being American
i imagine every day

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Smell the warm cotton

Same, because I’m not American

Canadians need a geography lesson.

Only difference between you and me is that you have a higher chance of getting shot. Also, you have more niggers and arabs. Other than that we're both third worlders.

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You need more diversity then!

Out hunting for innocent people, you disgust me.
Seek out professional help, user.

>Freedom of speech.
Most other countries have it.

>Owning fully semi automatic assault weapons.
Yeah, getting shot is great. It's also great how police can shoot you for reaching in your pocket because they think everyone has a gun.

>Due process
"Agree to this plea bargain with no trial or else you could get 25 years in prison" in 90% of criminal cases. More prisoners per capita than any other country.

>Legions if libtards who can derive no meaningful power from their admittedly large numbers
pic

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Stop this shit.

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>fully semi automatic
kek

memes aside, this is pure evil. (((They))) really want all remaining white countries in the world destroyed with shitskins.

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Imagine paying college lol

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Just accept that the world is on fire and bask in it's flames.

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>*gets indebted $358,000 for hospital charges*
The weak should fear the strong.

>I bet you amerisharts are *gets stabbed by a Palestinian* jealous about the high *another qassam rocket flattens your home* living standards of my *attempt to drive home but road is closed off because Gazians try to siege your gates... again* wonderful country.

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ill shoot your anglo brains out

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T. Nigger

Not gonna lie
Sounds pretty awful

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>imagine not being 56% white
ftfy