Im gonna be an intelligence specialist in the Navy! then after serving some tours of duty and accruing the necessary...

im gonna be an intelligence specialist in the Navy! then after serving some tours of duty and accruing the necessary experience and accolades im gonna be an intelligence specialist for the FBI, CIA, or other three-letter agency!

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lol

I thought about doing this as well then I remembered that I don’t enjoy causing human suffering

t. schizophrenic """"""T.I."""""" who thinks the gubmint is assaulting his brain with microwaves

and for the record i fucking love causing human suffering, lol

lol :)

That’s a good bootlicker

im not a bootlicker, but if you can't beat em, join em am i right?

you're going places, somewhere under the ground i'd imagine

you're fucking romanian dude

Someone’s new

new to Jow Forums yes
what is the board-approved method of dealing with the cynical romanian poster?

>Get into FBI
>Tasked to browse Jow Forums all day long
>Get payed for it
Smart plan

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Good job user mad respect. Alphabet bois are ultimately still people doing their jobs and it's very necessary for our society. I hope you'll retain the humanity and empathy for others I know you must have.
You'll be the necessary evil and you'll hear me be butt mad about it but I'd join the FBI to be a field agent in a heartbeat.
Go get em tiger.

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You BTFO him by saying america’s better and then reminding him that all Yuropoors must blow it out their ass.
Oh yeah, also good luck in the navy. Honorable path you’re taking, even though folks in other branches might say otherwise.

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>I'm gonna be an intelligence specialist
Bullshit.
>Navy
Never mind. Makes sense for a Navyfag to post here.

well i haven't actually done it yet but i took a practice ASVAB and i got a high enough score that the recruiter lads said i qualified for basically any job
thanks lads

stay safe, hope you don't catch the gay in the Navy

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I had an old squid tell me once that you get a flip, a flop and a flick. They'll flip you a burger, give you movie to watch and a place to sleep. That was for carriers though so I don't know about intelligence though. I had an AF EOD homie that was in EOF as Intel who said it's mostly a lot of paperwork and office politics but I wouldn't know first hand. I was a boot I shoot.

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please understand you’re a pointless burden on white taxpayers

Good luck with that champ!

>american military
>the long dick of the leader of the free world
>a pointless burden

leave a couple of saucy comments to get him fired up, then ignore him and let him seethe for a couple minutes
leave in the oven for 30 minutes and after cooling

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*serve after cooling