>family dinner for Easter sunday
>"Hey user, how's the bitcoin doing?"
Family dinner for Easter sunday
Kayden Ortiz
Connor Thomas
literally me right now
“be careful you don’t get addicted to gambling”
too late fuckers
Jayden Russell
Would legit beat someone up in that scenario
Sebastian Morales
lol
Jonathan Cook
Literally everyone born before the 80's would say it
Just replace Bitcoin with Bitcorn
Ryan Martinez
"it just rejected the Bart formation, and is now working on a full marge reversal pattern. The wojack index is at all time highs, many have panic shorted the bottom. Pamp it"
Robert Powell
>implying you could take on your daddy
Colton Gonzalez
::grips utensils harder::
Could be better but looks like it might be reversing soon.. $50k end of year is what some are saying
Dylan Phillips
Watch your mouth, faggot.
1977 here. Little secret: Gen X hates boomers just as much as you millenisnots do. More actually.
Levi Hernandez
kek
Best thing is, you could literally say this and people wouldn't bat an eye as they would just assume it's tech-speak or something. Fuck, you'd probably even look professional
Benjamin Peterson
Lmao no, Gen Xers worshipped at the boomer shrine but got BTFO by being given exactly 0 financial, social and political power by your geriatric holy cow
Maybe you hate them now that you have been utterly sidelined forever and will never have your day in the sun because you trusted the eternal boomer
God Gen X is even more pathetic than boomers
Thomas Ross
kek
Jason Cook
>a-april fools
Ayden Cruz
Millennial here, I love boomers
respect your elders faggot
Benjamin White
>I-I'm just interested in the technology
Michael Carter
>"you a millionaire yet?"
Juan Howard
Turn in your latte and smartphone, fucker. You're off the force.
Michael Anderson
Brody Johnson
The question no one asked is why the fuck you here?
Luis Lopez
>telling your family you invested in bitcoin
never going to make it.
Bentley Clark
i don't know why, you're practically identical to each other.
Cameron Thomas
kek
Christopher Roberts
how do i fix this
Tyler Wilson
I think it's beyond repair at this point.
Brandon Kelly
The only answer should ever be:
>I'm still up 100x
Logan Jones
oooohh... hard man, over there.
>implying you're not some 13yo trying to trigger people
Lucas Hughes
Rule #1 in crypto. Don't tell anyone that you are in crypto. Have you read the stories how how everyone thinks you are rich and it becomes your responsibility to fund loser DeadBeat family members? For those I told, I tell them I only invest a little to learn about trading and I am trying hard to eventually break even.
Leo Garcia
the rule is just don't tell people your net worth or income.
Xavier Gutierrez
Tell them you lost everything to the bogs
Christopher Long
>user I think you should cash out some of your bitcorns, it looks like you could really use the money
>*mumbles autisticly*
>what did you say?
>I can't sell at a loss
>Why is that? Can't you just take your profits? I mean just sell what u have right now
>IM DOWN 90% MOM JUST SHUT UP
>See user I knew it was no good
>Now you got addicted to gambling online pretend money
>*tries to explain the technology behind cryptocurrencies*
>See everyone tune out because I suck at explaining the tech without sounding super autistic
Dylan Rodriguez
it's not that you suck at explaining, it's that shitcoins are a scam, but it's only blatantly obvious when talking or thinking about it
Camden King
>family dinner
rule 2 faget
Owen Allen
>make bad investment
>get violently angry if someone mentions it
>still hold investment
John Brown
>>*tries to explain the technology behind cryptocurrencies*
>>See everyone tune out because I suck at explaining the tech without sounding super autistic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chase Fisher
Jokes on you. I didn't buy bitcoin. I tell my family BTC is shit and is a meme currency. If any decide to buy I don't want them buying digital feces. I shilled LINK/Ethereum at Easter instead.
Charles Robinson
nice
Luis Garcia
Jfc user I hope you arent serious ETH is going to get killed for WEEKS at the very least.
Not a comfy hold for normans by any metric.
Ethan Stewart
gotta explain limit orders
Isaiah Jones
PLEASE, CAN SOMEBODY POST THAT LITTLE WOLF OF WALL STREET MEME AGAIN?
Nicholas Brown
"bitcoin is doing fine,currently getting a lot of gains rn"
>april fools
Chase Cox
dumb nuwojak poster
Julian Brown
>excellent, sminem protects me from the bogs, mother.
Robert Garcia
>'sminem, he..I found shelter, mom'
Jeremiah Gomez
youre the reason why were dealing with this crash. fuck off my board new plebbitfaggot
James Ward
>Come home for family dinner
>mom: "Any news on bitcoin?"
>me: "it's not looking too good lately, but I haven't lost hope completely since the crypto market has been volatile"
>mom: "So how much have you invested?"
>me "roughly [amount]"
>mom: "Oh god I think you have a gambling addiction and we'll pay for therapy if you promise to go!"
Kayden Long
Literally wasnt invited to the family get together im such a neet. I hope kyber Network moons soon so I can buy my own tiny house.