Hi biz, I started working at a rather large trading firm after they recruited me from a blockchain convention last year. I'm part of a team purely trading cryptocurrencies for clients. I've personally brokered hundreds of millions of dollars, we deal direct with several large mining operations and institutional level exchanges. Meanwhile my coworkers deal in billions within the traditional markets and laugh at our shitty celebrations kek. Anyway now to the reason of my post...
Firstly, I love biz, y'all are what got my gaming ass into crypto a few years ago and so I visit every now and then to try and give back; yeah fuck you whatever lol. Okay so, we're assigning another 8 traders to the crypto desk this week because demand has increased ridiculously. Some of the big fish traditional clients are now placing buys for crypto. Here's the catch though, buy orders are pre-booked for come April 18th onwards. This current market is tax selling, with the intent to purchase again come April 18th for nice clean book profits. They've been selling anywhere between 40-60% of their positions since December, it's blatantly obvious their intent to suppress the market, other firms have concluded the same, making it ripe for pickings come April 18th. I would advise taking exposure to BTC/ETH/LTC and to initial stage infrastructure projects, this is where the orders are and trust me it's going to be a shock when these buys start.
>;TLDR Tax Cut Sellers end April 18th and BIG fucking buys are booked thereafter, STOCK UP NOW BROS
I don't get what do you get from putting this much effort into a larp. is it for the (you)s? or do you believe shitposting on a nerd forum can affect the market? weird t b h
Gabriel Rodriguez
tax year starts jan 1
Alexander Reyes
Was tax selling also partially the cause of the stock volatility we've been seeing?
I just want some of you to make money it's fucking karma for me okay lol, makes me feel all good inside after knowingly fucking biz over by helping rich old faggots dump for months. Please forgive me.
he's waiting for us to ask "infrastructure projects?" "which ones?" "please tell"
then he shills his bags
Eli Miller
No, I won't go into detail there. I have no bags to shill.
Nolan Lewis
Infrastructure projects? which ones? please tell
Oliver Thompson
Just fucking buy anything really before the 18th
Joseph Anderson
this but ironically
Gavin Gray
Indeed it was, they are doing the same across all markets pretty much.
Bentley Myers
Thanks for this larp bro but I know you're lying and it's not helping
Blake Bennett
New tax year already started on Jan 1. This tax is for year 2017 faggot
Elijah Cooper
i get payed on 22nd how much will i miss out
David Bennett
no coiner whos been watching crypto for 3 years ready to jump in, how the FUCC do i get started
Noah Peterson
You'll miss the intital wtf is going on holy fucking shit pump but you will be able to ride the wave upwards for the months to come anyway so you won't be too late to the party bro
Dylan Young
can you please wait til june 13'th i need my summerpayday nigga
Joshua Green
what do you want to buy?
Adam Jenkins
this is a larp and is not going to happen FUCK
Anthony Perez
ok quick litmus larp test. whats your average realized sharpe? alpha, beta or alpha/beta strat? why exactly did they recruit you out of all people?
Blake Edwards
Fuck you, I don't care if you in particular miss out kek
Xavier Myers
Working at the local pool this summer?
Ethan White
Your language betrays you
Carson Williams
btc and eth and just get my account set up so i can hopefully create a portfolio later
Julian Jackson
>stock photo #2
Do you have an infinite supply of these or...
Tyler Powell
If dubs OP is not a larp
Aiden Brown
haven't had to deal with registering in a while but Gemini is the best for solely BTC & ETH. Coinbase is likely the fastest way to get either of them (higher fees but you can purchase with a card).
Binance is all the rage these days but I've been on Bittrex and IDEX when it comes to shitcoins.
Noah Lopez
Damn, let's try it again. If trips OP is not a larp. Check em
Aiden Perry
suppose i have 6-7k of remaining tax burden (I could use my cc and drop that to a few thousand) . . . so you're saying i should eat the penalty and hold an extra btc until the end of april?
Lmao the market has beaten everyone down last couple of weeks
How long have you been trading crypto, how did you get recruited and are there opportunities like these in Europe for novice traders?
Zachary Garcia
I think OP is afk
Zachary Flores
Who cares, someone got REPEATING DIGITS yo
Justin Hill
>OP is afk >afk = Actively Feeding on Curry
David Young
>buy orders are pre-booked for come April 18th onwards. wasn't AB talking about something along those lines too? but I think he was talking about the exchanges themselves mostly
Benjamin Turner
So the time to buy is on my birthday? Sweet, thanks for the tip.
uhmm, I am not an accountant but this doesn't make a lot of sense in terms of long term capital gains tax which is figured 1 calendar year from entry into an instrument. Nor does it make any sense for the tax year as that would be a fiscal year which ends December 31st. Why would anyone have incentive to dump their crypto going into just the filing deadline? It literally has no ramifications, maybe people selling to pay their taxes, any entity moderately professional doesn't need to sell their crypto to pay for their taxes.
Carter Gomez
kek
Wyatt Adams
Screenshot'd, I will see you all anons on the 18th.
so post proof of id badge or something. You cant make claims like this and expect people to believe
Alexander Ward
op is a lying a faggot. i work at a firm and the tax year ends on Jan. 1st for big businesses
Ryan Lewis
Ok this is likely a faggot larp but I am from the UK and need to get into cash by April 7 for UK tax. Am selling solely for this reason, it happens. OP are there any niggers, pajeets or Jews in your company?
Ayden Jenkins
>i work at what OP thinks hes larping >I need a win so buy or I get fired what I read