Crypto is dead. I'm financially ruined, and depressed as fuck

Crypto is dead. I'm financially ruined, and depressed as fuck.

Let's pretend for a minute that it didn't crash and we're all still in lambo land. What are you going to spend your money on?

I'm going to start by banging some pornstar escorts. Pic related.

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im gonna spend my money on those digits fucking checkd

Wow, that's the second trips I got today.

i'm going to buy more bitcoins

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you newfags, ffs is this the first crypto cycle? sorry you could not make it in 4.5 months man. your right crypto is not for you.
BYE

How much money do you really need to live the life you want? Banging a pornstar would be cool, but then what? Lambos are just fucking gay.

chekd friendo

Other way around, is literally impossible for crypto to not succeed given the global conditions

You instant gratification faggots are just hilarious

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God you're sad

>i'm going to buy more bitcoins
So you're going to sell your bitcoins to buy bitcoins?

>you newfags, ffs is this the first crypto cycle?
Been here since 2013 newfag.

>How much money do you really need to live the life you want? Banging a pornstar would be cool, but then what? Lambos are just fucking gay.
I probably need at least $10m, which means I need 1000x. After banging a pornstar I'll try two pornstars. Maybe I'll get a couple sugar babies and bang them on top of my lambo.

>You instant gratification faggots are just hilarious
I just look at the facts. This shit has no real use. It's a ponzi. We were duped.

>What are you going to spend your money on?
That woman in the picture. My my my!

I'd leave West LA and move to Fukuoka, Japan. I'd continue trading, but have a much higher quality of life out there + lower expenses, because Kyushu is very affordable.

you're never going to make it, begone

>doesnt consider himself a new fag being here since 2013

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>Been here since 2013 newfag.
0/10 larp

>t. hodl all the way to $1k

You mean

>Crypto is dead. I am right now independently, financially independently ruined, and depressed as fuck.

>I'd leave West LA and move to Fukuoka, Japan.
Are Fukuoka hoes as hot as LA hoes?

>you're never going to make it
Probably not.

>0/10 larp
No larp. This shit is still as useless today as it was in 2013.

>hodl all the way to $1k
Wtf? Why?

>I am right now independently, financially independently ruined, and depressed as fuck.
Yeah, pretty much.

Was there this many suicide posts last dip this big? Seems like more than usual. Probably means I should buy.

So you can do one for real?

Darkjacks seem like a big buy signal to me.

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>Was there this many suicide posts last dip this big?
There are more people that fell for this shit this time around, so more suicide posts.

>So you can do one for real?
I second this. A webcam suicide would probably cheer me up a bit.

10m is aggressive user you could buy a dope condo in bangkok and fuck 3 hot asian girls a night with like 2m. don't be greedy.

>don't be greedy.
99.99% of the people in crypto are in it because of greed.

>Wtf? Why?
It means a dive is imminent. I hope you have your short orders set for $7050

BUY HIGH SELL LOW!

I would continue doing the exact same thing that I do now, hiding in a room from the world.

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You're right, only you should've seen if you're here from 2013 what was going to happen.

>mummy i cant bang pornstar escorts and drive a lambo woe is me

lambos really are gay. too expensive for upkeep. eats gas. bad investment.

>You're right, only you should've seen if you're here from 2013 what was going to happen.
You're assuming that we find millions of new suckers. I don't think that's going to happen for a long time, if ever. The suckers already went in and got wiped out.

>>mummy i cant bang pornstar escorts and drive a lambo woe is me
This is what "making it" means to me.

>lambos really are gay. too expensive for upkeep. eats gas. bad investment.
Doesn't matter. It's still a status symbol.

>move to another country
>learn their language
>work remotely
>buy a condo there

Nice digits

>Are Fukuoka hoes as hot as LA hoes?
I have heard that the male to female ratio in Fukuoka is such that there are significantly more females than males, so the women have to compete really hard against each other to land quality men (or any men).

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>work
That doesn't sound like making it to me.

>male to female ratio in Fukuoka is such that there are significantly more females than males
I like the sound of that.

How did people on Jow Forums fuck up crypto this badly? Everyone on here knew about ETH when it was $6 and then $20, unless you are the absolute newest of newfriends you would have had the information this board had at the right time to make guaranteed free money. I made four times the amount I put in and that's with all the mistakes I made since it was my first time trading anything, and I'm retarded when it comes to almost anything. Did you daytrade or something?

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>>work
>That doesn't sound like making it to me.
Ive been running an online business for a decade, though its more of create different web projects, make money with them, sell or spin off into another project, work on that for awhile. I would keep doing it, maybe scale it back or hire some more staff but running your own business is pretty comfy.

>What are you going to spend your money on?
Whores.

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500 thousand would retire me and my family with proper spending still living great.

remember, family, friends, are the most important things in the universe and money is just to pay bills and not worry about said bills or car trouble or house trouble or medical issues.

Where? In a poor country?

>I probably need at least $10m

>500 thousand would retire me and my family

Instead of thinking of numerical targets, think about what would be necessary to get there.

Do you have the knowledge and will to make those numbers happen?

If you can honestly answer yes to that question, it's a very liberating feeling. Imagine if you started making consistently profitable trades during this bear market. Imagine if your TA started matching up with price action very accurately, and you traded accordingly and made big profits while all the hodlers were bleeding.

Your hopes and dreams feel closer when you KNOW you have the means to achieve them.

Find those means.

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>>What are you going to spend your money on?
>Whores.
Good to know there is at least one other guy on this board that still has his testicles.

>family, friends, are the most important things in the universe and money is just to pay bills
My family sucks and friends come and go. I'll start with money and find my way from there.

>Do you have the knowledge and will to make those numbers happen?
Nope.
>Imagine if you started making consistently profitable trades during this bear market.
Would have been great, but if it was that easy everyone would do it.

>Bitcoin is dead

Bitcoin still above $100, how new are you?

It's not easy, but I will give you 2 hints.

Hint 1: Divergence

babypips.com/learn/forex/divergence-cheat-sheet

Hint 2: Heikin Ashi

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>Crypto is dead. I'm financially ruined, and depressed as fuck.


Literally the first rule of investing is don't put it on the market if you can;t afford to lose it. who gives a fuck if it's crashed or is just waiting to moon. you fucked up. don't blame the market for being a retard.

>Everyone on here knew about ETH when it was $6 and then $20
yeah but at the time there was also like 10 different new coins being shilled on here every single day

>Crypto is dead
Based on what? You do know -50% losess are normal in crypto and have been for about a decade right?

- How often do you take trades?
- How long do your trades last?
- What % gain are you looking for in each trade?
- What's your success rate?

I personally have a single "working" trade strategy, but it's very rare to get the ideal scenario (I get like 2-3 trades a week on dead market days like the past month) and gains are quite small (1-2% per trade, although sometimes it can go up to 5-10%, but that's really rare).

I'd be satisfied with that, but liquidity is shit as well (so it doesn't compound at all).

Keep in mind that I'm still wagecucking, so I have to trade bigger time frames so that my trading doesn't interfere with my day job.

>- How often do you take trades?
1 or 2 trades per week.

>- How long do your trades last?
2 to 3 days

>- What % gain are you looking for in each trade?
10% to 25% of my position

>- What's your success rate?
I'm batting 2 for 3 with my most recent divergence-based strategy. If you look at BTC-USD for 2018-03-08 to 2018-03-13, it didn't quite move as I expected on 3-13, and I fucked up, but a proper stop loss could have kept me in profit.

With that said, what's giving me tons of confidence right now is Heikin Ashi and how automation friendly it is. I don't want to say more than that, but my days of wagecucking are coming to an end very soon.

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