Holy shit tinder is hard oh my God. What the fuck. I open up with "HI" she says "HI" back...

It's called autism bro, I have it too.

I got a match on bumble, we were very close to setting up a date. I decided to give her my address, and just told her to come over.. not thinking anything of it. She said "Um I'm not comfortable going over to a stranger's house who i met on the internet"

I said, "no problem, we can get coffee then"

Poof, ghosted.

I just laughed it off. She wasn't even hot.... she's a roasted out 27 year old who has a nasty dragon tattoo, and looks like she is trying to hide her stomach in her photos.

I'm not even going to bother with dating until I make some serious money, and "bothering with dating" will likely manifest in the form of high end escorts on my dick at my condo by the beech.

>the absolute state of minifags

Is it still possible to find a girl that isn't a used up roastie whore who's slept with 50+ guys in this day and age? She doesn't have to be a virgin, I know that's impossible to find nowadays. She just needs to have modesty and the mindset and self respect to not sloot around.

just posting your address like that is a total creep move. of course she ghosted you

No it's not. I've hung out with plenty of girls at my place on the first date. You are a prude pussy.

Yea OP it sucks but you want girls off tinder or internet you have to be a clown.. And attractive. And probably not black.

But you could approach in real life and that puts her in tge defensive instead of you.

I have only been in a handful of relationships, but i was their first in every case. The only girl ive slept with that wasnt was the one who took my virginity. They are out there and more common than people think.

>sign up on interpals some years ago in hopes of finding a gf
>too lazy to write individual girls so I set up a bot that visits all female profiles
>get bombarded with messages from girls all over the world
>chat up with some qt slav girl
>she is learning my language and we write each other all the time
>even talk with her on the phone
>she constantly sends me selfies and then asks for more pictures of myself
>sperg out and send her a picture of my erect cock
>she likes it and sends me nudes
>get panic and break off contact from one day to the other
>never talk to her again

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fucking hilarious exchange boys
i dont think its really that bad, but i wouldnt give my address, most people like to meet up at the spot in their own car so they can leave whenever, instead of going together or something.
or implying she would just come to your place to hangout, its a shitty first date

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Tinder to your apartment.. that's Fresh Direct

Yeah I know, it's basically just like what OP is saying. Internet dating sucks... if I was Chad she would have just come over. I think I subconsciously blew it because I'm so bitter about the absolute state of dating, and also she seriously wasn't even hot. I live in Vegas, and dating here is completely retarded.

Im sorry.

Is it true? Do tinder traps get a lot of attention on tinder? Has anyone fucked a trap? Should I fuck a trap?

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>involving women in your life in any way
not gonna make it

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im connected with a trap on tinder and honestly im conflicted, but i have 9 other women i can talk to so it works out

>trap

bruh that's a skinnyfat guy with a wig and snapchat filters

>ITT: things that never happened

Yeah, traps get more attention than good looking guys. They wouldnt become traps if there was no benefit.

The absolute state of minifags

both u fags should accept that u love cock and get it over with

sounds like something id do

Better than this monstrosity I matched with. I actually had a pretty good looking one but they must have unmatched me

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Can you faggots please switch teams you’re making us look bad

holy shit this goblina deserve to be a new meme, i keked so hard seeing xis face

that's how it works nowadays, bitches can choose left and right, don't think you will ever be able to put the burden of conversation on her. Even if you bait her into asking a question, after your answer she'll just respond like "aha", "heh", "cool".
Been there, done that
you have to come up with some unusual shit or start some serious conversation about something, chit chat works with Walmart cashier, not on the internet

>She wasn't even hot.... she's a roasted out 27 year old who has a nasty dragon tattoo, and looks like she is trying to hide her stomach in her photos.

fucking kek

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That's probably the best looking photo desu

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nice caveman

this is why i come to Jow Forums
Jow Forums can't really reach this level of autism

ive been with 6 traps on tinder
they all fucked on the first date
>Should I fuck a trap?
yes

Jow Forums is like 90% crossposters from Jow Forums

I don't know if I could live with the shame after.

Also how do you get over the voice? I can fap to traps but anytime I hear them talk or moan in their man voice it ruins it all for me

Just start laughing when he moans and call him fag. Jam your thumb in his mouth and make him.suck it while you ram his boipussy laughing at his voice.

someone advice me!
Daytrading is making me really, REALLY horny for /women/ for some reason. I've been thinking about Tinder.
I'm a sissy / ladyboy though, and extremely awkward around women. Also my game is terrible from years of basically just telling guys my ass is hungry.

What should my profile be to attract chicks? Do I really need to tell women about myself?
was thinking of something like
"Age, I'm really just here for sex. I won't kill you, promise."
Would that work? Should maybe trying lesbian apps work? omfg this sucks

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Post pics.

user.....come on.

Girls don't want to be around ladyboys.

You have no idea how easy it is to get with lower-class white trash girls. And white trash single moms broadcast their entire lives on social media, so you would almost definitely see pictures of the kid every single day.

this
They hate anything better than them out of jealousy.

This generation is fucked. Seriously wish shit like Tinder didn't exist

>try again with different girl
>thick traditional 7/10 asian girl which tries really hard to be pretty for me
>talk to her for months, really get to know each other
>she pushes me to agree to send me more nudes if I call her "babe" and show her my cock
>constantly asks me to send her a selfie and compliments my dick all the time in her broken sometimes comical english
>forgot to write her for a week and never contact her again

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are you ok bro?

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uhhhh... u sure it's fresh tho?

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>check portfolio

no

Bitches are so easy to talk with, just ask her questions that let them talk about themself.
That's just what they like to do, they're so selfish that they just want to talk about themself.

Take this picture as example, they're like "Hey, I just bought a new shower curtain, do you like it?"

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that's what i call a jawline now.

you wasted your time retard, I bet she loved all the attention tho

checkin

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Bro just say whats up girl trying to get a soda pop

Post pics and I'll give you advice.

>I open up with "HI" she says "HI" back. I say " how are you doing " she says "good just relaxing" I say "that's good" then I asked what she was doing after she told me how she was

sound like a normal conversation. now tell her you want to drag your ballsac over her nose

>659km away
Jesus christ you guys are pathetic

Pro tip it has nothing to do with the conversation. If you are attractive you win, if you are ugly you lose. You can say literally anything.

bruh that's not even a human lmfao

U N M A T C H E D

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this is a story i've never told anyone before

>a few years ago i had an online gf, met her on omegle
>during one of our 'breakups' i went to omegle again to see other people
>found this gorgeous girl, i thought she was fake
>but she wasn't fake at all lol
>suddenly she starts touching herself and wants me to do the same
>i was so nervous my dick didnt get hard
>she waited for a bit and eventually left
>that shit fucking destroyed me

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REEEEEEEE

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>find girl online
>she wants to meet
>pick a place for me to travel to
>she will pay for hotel
>went to japan
>went to uk
>everyone in the uk is ugly af

where can I Buy this Tinder Coin?

Remember,.you don't need to invite her over, Rohypnol comes also in small bottles.

>'She wasn't even hot'
>'I just laughed it off'
>'not even going to bother with dating until I make some serious money'
Oh dear. Classic beta who somehow tries to spin his failures into making him look 'alpha'. Maybe you would be better at dating if you didn't live in a fantasy land.

could you please clarify on that "that's good" part?
cause for me it seemed the point where he failed.

looks like the human form of miss piggy

the problem is you posted no pictures. no one wants to help someone who doesnt share

What said.
The thing is, nice non-slut girls tend to get with guys who actually have good qualities, something the vast majority of people on this site don't have.

I find it hilarious how the incels here always complain how "all women are sluts these days" while clearly having nigh-zero experience outside of screencaps on this website and some facebook post of whatever slag they follow

it's called communication
you have to do it before interbreeding

I got 20 matches in the last 24 hours, three girls opened me and I'm still too autistic to do anything

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no

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>girl actually messages first
>but then replies using one or two words only
>ask her out
>stops responding
I quit that shit a month ago. Maybe I was just unlucky, but between that and all the times I got stood up, it just seemed like an exercise in futility.

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Tell them you can't meet up because your AIDS is playing up. They're hooked after that.

>t. Kissless Virgin

at least they reply to you
I got 3 matches so far, two unmatched me since, none replied to my messages

Gona change my pics for some chad pics and see if I get replies then, I still have slight hopes that tinder is just dead where I live (cope)

You realize some people actually go outside and travel, right user?

>Gona change my pics for some chad pics and see if I get replies then
I wouldn't recommend that. Very depressing experience.

I think my pic looks really nice and I even swipe right on some fat ugly women
I dont understand how I get barely any matches, there must be a reason

Remake your account. You are on the top of the stack the first few days to reel you in then get put on that bottom so you can buy their Boosts.

it seemed so to me too, I got a match ten minutes after installing (she unmatched me right away though), now for a week nothing

fucking tinder kikes

Also tinder is pretty hard. If you want to be depressed make a female account. I made an account with 3 pictures of my 8/10 friend, no description. Then I swiped right for 1 day, so 200 swipes. I got 122 matches in that one day. So if you want to succeed you'd better stand out quickly, they have lots of options.

It also puts you at the top of the stack for free if you visit another area. It's pretty clear that their algorithms fuck you over the longer you've been active, though. I went an entire week with no matches, remade my account, then got 20+ in

Tell her you’re an animal hairdresser, that could work, women generally like animals.

Then later you could offer to shave her pussy

yeah this is why I want to change for a chad pic, to see how much the algorithm fucks me. I hope it's mostly the algorithm not my ugliness

This just happened to me. I ain't wasting time on these one word replying bitches