Be me, today, dreaming

>Be me, today, dreaming
>me and shrek chilin’ in the swamp
>us alone, Fiona in the kitchen

>donkey somewhere in a field

>suddenly Farquad and his knights
>they take us, and gather Donkey and Fiona, feed us to the Dragon
>end of the game
>great, we are inside its belly, looks fake, like cardboard and stuff
> Donkey and Fiona go to explore the beasts belly
>ahead is dark, only source of light is the mouth
>ear shuttering pitch from Shrek
>he begins to wail, tears in his eyes
>roughly fall to his kees
>ugly crying, covering his face
>ogre frame shrivels
>young thin shrek
> tfw cant look at him like this, go join dokney and Fiona. but they are nowere to be found, instead I stop in my tracks
>untold beauties before me, instead of the Dragons innards her belly is full of lusious hills, and gardens
>babies and people playing in the distace
I woke up with a massive boner
what does this mean?!

your brain gets smart when you read the first letters from bottom to top

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who are you quoting

smash mouth

very nice

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I like this shitpost.

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nice

i don't get it

>but you rhead gets dumb
what did he mean by this?

nigger

you can't start a santance with a ' nigga

Shrek is a problematic movie. It's about a young princess needing to change herself so she can be with a big, disgusting ogre. Not cool!

Lol

EinmalwirdunsereGeduldzuEndesein,unddannwirddenJudendasfrecheLügenmaulgestopftwerden!

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Malaysian faggot

I had a dream i was one of the spy kids from spy kids movie
I raped a girl i knew from highschool because i realized it was a dream
Her head fell off and i forgot i was dreaming
Suddenly i was in my commieblock where i grew up and almost cried from nostalgia, remembered my humble wedding ceremony in village monastery, with retarded pretty blonde girl that had blue pussy and i forgot to take her to maternity ward to have our baby
I did, drove a van, clutch worked fibe vut gears wouldnt shift o i went fred flinstone and almost broke my legs
After arriving, there was some celebration and my old friends were offering drugs and stale warm beer and liquids as if we are kids amd i got sick of it, wanted to go to restaurant alone and eat filled meat roll
Chairs and table were small and wooden, like those kids sets on playground, restaurant was in a medieval tower, with cone roof and square walls added to the castle, hanging above river bank, watching boats fight current to pull cars, stoves and desks across
I knew the waiters, hadnt seen them in 10 years
Went down to casino to play some roulette, but my wife was agitated she was waiting too long, i said sorry sweete, im a moron and im confused, lets go
I had a suit with golden tie, jewlery and spiked shoes, she had leopard dress
We got on our bike and my dog Tzar (died when i was 13) had a bike i built out of Legos mostly bionicle parts, some lego SYSTEM too

>wiwicaishii
what did he mean by this?

What are you reffering to?

I also had nightmares that my house is under siege by a single predator alien from predator
And rest of folks in my home acted as if its standard procedure and i was the only one freaking out

what was it like to rape the girl, can you remember?

I did feel a sensation on my dick but it wasnt anything special, nothing worth mentioning
The dreamscape started fading so i stopped to ancor myself to the dream
Thats when her head fell off and i was holding a jar or something that didnt make sense so i gace up on the entire scene which is why i forgot i was dreaming

I also had a dream i was in a steam powered train and we went from rails to highways, to airport to flying
I was trying to bake bread the whole time and from bread it went to clay, then to basket of flowers in water to stone football
Drivers and engineers could do shit with levers, steering wheel and buttons and then go about their business, playing dominoes and making towers with cards
Very comfy dream, i had the heavy winter cover on me and a blanket, slept in boxers only

your brain gets smart when you read the first letters from bottom to top

My first wet dream went bad at first, i was fighting with my dad and yelling at him then took control of situation entirely, put him to bed and went to a celebration of a sort, managed to roast a pig and sent som guests home, was really angry and dominant
An older woman, pretty and weird snuck behind me grabbed me and kissed me
My dick went diamonds fast
I couldnt get rid of her at all, she wanted to fuck really bad
So i took her to a room, said alright ill fuck you and busted a nut
Then got away into another room where my friends gf was, watching porn on old phone and covered herself
I offered to lick her cunt instead and se was hesitant at first but smiled and i did, busted another one
Then i the first woman came in and started making out with my friends gf as if they knew each other and i busted another one
I wanted to fuck the weird woman again and pulled them apart
My friends gf said she wants to watch but needs to go, so the weord woman took my friends gfs head off, put it on endtable and the body walked off and i fucked the weird woman and busted a nut again
Then weird woman told me to put my dick into friends gfs heads mouth and i did but my dick got sore really bad and i busted a final nut and woke up in a puddle of cum all over

You are a very unusual person

Mamistitimt
Mommies tits mint
How does this function?

Jaja