It really sucks needing glasses and shaving your junk in the shower. Every fucking time I put my glasses on after to check my work I've missed patches.
It really sucks needing glasses and shaving your junk in the shower...
Electric razor (not on dick and balls tho)
Contacts
Using fingers for tactile check.
Dumb normie.
I can shave my whole body in 30 seconds.
Americans are weird
Spotted the low-T sōyboy
woah thats an oddly specific things i'm now happy about not having to experience
i also heard somewhere that shaving your pp can significantly increase your chances of getting an std because of small cuts on your peen that leave you exposed when sexing
Post body
>sexing people with diseases
For what purpose?
you never know with normie
1.) get partner tested before sex
2.) hygiene is crucial
No
>shaving your junk
Just wash it like you do with your hair.
Why?
Contacts were best. The finger check only does so much.
Gross. You must be smooth.
100% believable but you know it's pretty easy to ask someone if they're dirty. This obsession with internet virgins and STD's is borderline neurotic.
Dude. No. The fuck?
boi its not like i can just take my partner to get tested as if i'm taking them to the vet
besides, you have probably never sexed anyone
well when you only know theory every thing is scary
I'm actually spiky.
I keep a stubble.
i've seen your face, you don't keep a stubble. your face is as nude and bare as mine
That's a piss poor way to live though.
t. Bald face boi
His wife is clean and has always been clean, so no.
Why should I?
[THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT]
THEN GET CONTACTS
That's because my facial hair is skin colour.
You need a microscope.
Whats your body type?
Its bad facial hair genetics.
Then there’s just straight up asking. Most peeps will let you know they’ve got something; only the truly evil would intentionally infect you and not tell you beforehand, and I guarantee there would be plenty of red flags on their character before that.
Giant muscle hairy bear gigachad with 11in long x 8in circumference dong
Also
>probably
Wew, you really think I’m that much of a chad that you’re not sure of my virginity?
yeah thats the price you pay for being a neet
oh okay. norway has the biggest one night stand culture in the world and my county has a huuuge chlamydia problem so of course i'm cautious about it.
well yeah you're a good looking nigga and you come across as really confident
Then don’t go for hookup girls (or guys).
And get to know the person well before doing anything.
Why thank you~
normie has been telling me to go outside for weeks not but you people will never NEVER convince me to leave the comfiness of my room
get a guide dogs to shave it for you
You can’t have sex without leaving your room
s-sex is for losers i'm spending my time Cultivating™ my mind and body okay
You don’t sound sure of that
Just wait until time starts running out.
Years are starting to feel like months.
i'm going for those wizard powers
do you think you're gonna achieve your wizard powers ever?
Nah.
I want to marry someone that is different.
Its just I haven't found that person yet.
I've never shaved my junk in my life.
Imagine being a sightlet. Why dont you just shave outside the shower?
How many CM?
I had a dream yesterday some of my arm hair was 30cm long. In that dream I tweezed that hair out. It was creepy.
idk. It's fairly long
You won’t succeed, of your own volition.
marry chen quick! he keeps trying to lewd me up HELP
I want to know if it stops growing at some point.
Shouldn't it be like shoulder hair length?
>he
Only her
serious question: why do you wanna get married? i never saw the value in it. my parents aren't religious and never got married so i never saw the appeal in it personally.
No, it stops growing at a certain length. Same with my beard.
Well looks like no help from him~
Look. I just want to settle down.
Wife material will keep my tummy happy.
Don't you want to be happy?
i'm gonna get help from jackie chen
i guess that makes sense
what kinda woman are you looking to wife up?
He’ll go on about his day after recognizing me.
I like kind, weird, soft hearted, genuine.
sounds like a pain. maybe laser?