First time dating girl after few times

>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

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holy shit just tell her the truth you autist, she'll find it cute and endearing

How can one filter pictures? Every time someone starts a thread with that pic it is a LARP.

unironically this but also
>Jow Forums business and finance

>Using scissors around your pubic area
>Not machine

You kinda deserve it, OP.

why did you make this thread again? stupid nigger.

>not letting your mom shave your pubes
I bet you also cut your nail by yourself

get off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lol that's funny. The kind of story you hear from long-married couples. If you're under 20 it's okay to be a virgin and tell her. If not, just tell her you wanted to look clean and hurt your dick shaving but lay low on the virgin part

Make another thread

It's ok to be a virgin either way. Girls have no issue with that. Only guys take issue with that.

Plz of tell me you take pics of you bleeding gonads?

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>business and finance

If you have a good personality and social skills you could tell that story and make her laugh and it’d be no big deal.

If you’re a moron (and, given what happened, probably...) you’d botch telling that story like you botched your crotch and she’d leave you.

op is tryna get into the business of getting down

fuck dude just tell her like u were drunk and tried to shave ur pubes and cut yourself accidentally, then show her

next time use phillips trimmer , never use razor, scissors

as for girl, tell her youre not ready yet/ uti infection

Just tell her the truth lol? She will just laugh and think you're cute. You'll probably end up laughing together. If anything it will make her like you more because you shared something personal and mildly awkward with her. I'm 100% serious.

This sounds like bs. I'm a virgin btw

Also, the first time you have sex: don't have sex like you're in a porno. Do some foreplay, go slow, kiss a lot, be romatic about it etc. and you'll be fine. Stop worrying so much. She's human just like you.

Wrong. He needs to do anal immediately and destroy her asshole. Otherwise she will see him as a beta soyboy and will dump his ass.

It's actually true.. I was a virgin until 19 and the girl I was with at the time didn't care at all. Would you care if a girl was a virgin? Probably not. Just don't act like a fucking beta about it and the girl won't care (if she does, she's shallow and not gf material anyway).

This was (almost) my mentality the first time I had sex lol. If most of your experience with sex comes from porn then it's easy to assume that's how normal people have sex.