>applied to a real job that I wasted 4 years of my life getting a degree to get
>aced the interview and they told me I was hired
>denied because I failed a piss test for weed
how is this FUCKING fair
I want to kms
Jonathan Parker
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Elijah Hill
I bet you were so confident when you took that pee test too. You can start smoking after you get a job... If you can handle that.
Liam Wright
Your pain gives me great pleasure, thank you OP
Benjamin Morgan
colleges teach people how to be degenerate nowadays. no one wants to hire a pothead drop that shit
Angel Richardson
You can buy fake piss called "quick fix". Tell them there is no way you could have failed and you want to take the test again at a different location, they must have mixed your results up with someone elses.
Nathan Cruz
forgot pic
Hudson Edwards
>has to be sober for 1 month
>"Life so unfair"
End yourself op
Isaiah Parker
dude weed lmao
Tyler Sanders
>Doing drugs while hunting for jobs
Parker Ward
Drug tests are literally just testing for sheep like behaviour. By failing, you passed. Start your own business, smoke weed every day. You just dodged a bullet.
Dominic Clark
Don't give up hope yet.
>Seriously
Xavier Thomas
40 k job, 5 k disposable income
Congratulations, 20 years from now, you will make it to net worth of 100k again.
Isaac Wood
>has to be sober for 1 month
God I would kms
Jason Miller
>40 k job, 5 k disposable income
How fucking stupid with money do you have to be that you only have 5 grand in disposable income? You're getting jewed hard somewhere or you hate saving/not splurging on stupid shit.
Angel Wilson
Brandon Hernandez
was weed worth it?
Jeremiah Davis
Of the Americans who have savings accounts, the median savings account balance is $5,200. The average, or mean, balance is $33,766.49.
Americans under 35 have about $1,580 saved, while those making $70,000 to $114,999 have about $5,400 saved.
Dont ask me, Im not a burger. Honestly, no clue how you guys can bleed money that much.
Nolan Fisher
DUDE
Joshua Mitchell
after rent and taxes youd be in the hole 5k on 40k job
Isaac Green
lol @ drug test for a job
this is not even allowed in europe
fucking retards
Asher Perez
ahahahah, the best part is theyll share all this info to every employers/companies they work with kek
Christian Evans
>letting your employees check your piss
what, lol
Jaxon Hughes
>ace job interview
>tfw piss test returned positive for weed
>tfw still got the job
>tfw $65k/yr
>mfw
Owen King
Guess you didn't want the job that much if you couldn't go 1 month without smoking. Fucking loser
Noah Butler
you should challenge the results of the test, they have to give you a second by law. use that time to get lab grade synthetic urine, it will work guaranteed. they literally use that shit to calibrate the machine
Levi Rogers
>spends 4 years getting degree
>doesn't spend $40 on fake piss
how fucking stupid are you?
Jayden Cook
That doesn't include assets.
Most Americans own far more property than their Europoor counterparts.
Levi Jones
t. Avocado on toast eater
Lot of idiots here buy phones every year among other things. Its ridiculous.
Jayden Reed
weed is for babies quit being a little bitch youre out of college its time to start doing coke. that shit is out of your system in 2 days tops.
Carter Bailey
>they have to give you a second by law
sauce
David Jenkins
>Listening to this person's advice when they have terrible sentence structure
Kill yourself
Jackson Hernandez
I only have $5k in my savings account but I have $100k in crypto. still if I ran into a financial emergency I'd prob buy knee pads and start sucking dick before I'd sell
Blake Morris
>lurking an anonymous message board correcting people's grammar
oh I should I kill myself?
Aaron Morris
>Smoking weed
WOW BRO, YOU'RE SO COOL. WOW YOU'RE LKE A REBEL... BRO. WOW YOU'RE SO ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT BRO!!
YOU SMOKE DOPE? SHIT, YOU MUST BE AN ARTIST BRO.
WOW YOU JUST LIKE IT COS IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD? WOAH! THERES A LOT OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD..
WOAH THEY ALSO DON'T PERPETUATE CARTEL GANG VIOLENCE AND MURDER WOAH WHO KNEW
WOAH DOPE BRO! PEACE!
I fucking hate habitual weed smokers. "Check me out bro I based a large part of my identity on the fact that I smoke weed 420!"
You're not edgy faggot. This isn't the summer of love, you fucking cunt.
Evan Reyes
Coke is for edgy highschool fags. A real stim high is meth. Better in every way
Oliver Wilson
lol... welcome to the USA
weed is in every TV series as something super normal
yet you're not allowed to smoke it
BTFO
Carter Rivera
>job interview requires a piss test
>hurr durr weed lmao I love weed Imma smoke before the job interview
>oh fuck I got rekt
Ok op.
Joseph Sullivan
Not obtaining a piss while browsing a board with highest piss bottle holdings per capita
Xavier Mitchell
Forget the fact that weed isn’t a big deal, that’s irrelevant. You demonstrated that you’re a rulebreaker and that you will work outside the system if you disagree with your superiors. Why would an employer want someone like that? What if you think what you’re boss is doing is unfair? Maybe your behavior is restricted to drug use, but your employer doesn’t know that. Why risk it when there are other qualified people who follow the rules?
Jason Foster
Chill mang.. take a puff, itll mellow u out broman
Jacob Hughes
Yes
Christopher Evans
Because some of us are drug addicts