If you can long and short, how come you aren't allowed to wide? i.e...

if you can long and short, how come you aren't allowed to wide? i.e. place a bet that it will go sideways and if it goes up or down then you lose money?

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Crypto hasn't been tainted with derivatives markets yet.

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deribit has options so you can do this. Bad liquidity and a really stupid idea but yes.

I would go through a mile of cut glass, just to sniff the ground she walked on yesterday

Mindblwn

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Kek, idiots like you haven’t been widing these Barts

Bet you didn’t lock your BTC at 11k either

Wow she is beautiful

Hold up I'm just gonna wide tether real quick

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You could set up a volitility based smart contract to do this jo problem

Aaron Rodgers tore that pussy up. He also pushed his family to the side because of her.

Its called a Short Straddle. Its an option strat where you are basicly short on volatility.

Who's that bitch?

Anyway OP, you're autistic as fuck.

I'd like to long her wide, if you know what I'm saying.

whenever someone posts olivia munn I have to go jerk off to that one GDP episode with the eurasian chick who’s pussy was so tight the guy couldn’t fit it in at first

sauce?

now im trying to figure out which one youre talking about. I've probably watched it but can't remember which

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it’s episode 198 i think

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