/thaibiz/ - General #1

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>is the meet up going to be Bangkok or Pattaya? You cant have it in both places and do a one weekend thing
Easy bro, it's a 2h taxi drive. Costs about 1200, topps ripoff is 2000baht
>100eur = 3700baht
Bangkok sucks tho. The general consensus on discord is that Pattaya should be the main focus as Bangkok is a stinking cooking shithole.
>bbb-but my private keys. It's a honeypot
This is why I think Pattaya is the obvious choice. The place is full with something called "tourist police" - who are basically police officers and d0nt care about whores, most probably they are paid by gogo bars. You can't kidnap people there. Bangkok though is a dangerous shithole.
>how can I reach you?:)
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Ur gey

see you there

Bangkok is way nicer and much safer than Pattaya. All the ico scammers, boiler room operators, hells angels, etc reside in Pattaya. Hit jobs are fairly common.
>tourist police
You mean the clowns who sit in lawn chairs at the entrance of waking street?

It actually kinda funny how little you know about Thailand.

I genuinely hope what happened to me, happens to all of you.

If I didnt have a wife, Id join you degenerates

did you get aids

Just say you need to travel for an investor meeting.

isn't this a Jow Forums meetup ?

Dude, I have 18 eth. I think she will know :)

Did you get robbed by ladyboys?

Also: 112 thread: youtube.com/watch?v=1UV1D1ZMMe4

It's a really long story, but I was beaten to within an inch of my life, extorted, denied water, arrested, and contracted malaria.

curious myself, been living here 2 years

Do a seried greentext please. I'm very interested.

Why in the everyloving fuck would you have an autist meetup in thailand to fuck whores. Go by yourself or with a friend you cringey motherfuckers.

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How do you contract malaria in Thailand? It’s really rare

that's what you get for being rude, next time call them all faggots then suck their dicks

You need some mentoring on how to use leverage and short. Show her some videos of Anton Kreil from the Institute of Trading and Portfolio management and how the dude travels circuit to do his mentoring in person.

Then admit you will be going to a cheaper less prestigious version of that but you want to help the organization grow, especially because Anton is scared of crypto.

Tbh one time i was in thailand and they found 2 brits behead in pattaya.
What they had done i don't know, probably pissed off some russian mob.

Yes I know

You just had to do drugs...you should N E V E R even look at not even a joint while in thailand.

I was immunocompromised from the prison time

Where did you get it? Who beat you up?
Common faggot, it’s greentext story time

Share a joint with a hooker?

Who beat me up?
>Lynch mob on Koh phangan
Where did you get malaria?
>Running through jungle presumably (escape)

The police only let me out of the cell when they were almost sure I was about to die on their watch. I wandered around without my glasses until I found a hospital where they gave me anti-malarials.

When I got back to the west I was put in solitary confinement, followed by involuntarily commitment.

Dude, you are the mastermind :)

I like that you know who Anoton is tho :)

Slap some bitches ass for me :)

>lynch mob
You insulted some Thais?

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Try not to fall off any balconies ;)

No, me and a buddy had a deal and left me with slightly more debt than I had cash.

Let me be clear, they will gut you over $9.

Lets see EoY link price!

I’m genuinely curious what happened.
I’ve been living in Bangkok for a couple of years now. I live a rather boring life among middle class Thais. It’s always fascinating to me in what kind of shit tourists manage to get themselves into. It’s almost as if there are 2 different versions of Thailand in parallel dimensions or some shit.

Oh, I am not going due to Christian prohibitions on fornication.

Anton has some great advice for building your personal infrastructure and investing but he doesn't really consider your family as part of your personal infrastructure so I don't think he is well rounded to give LIFE advice (he is right about cutting off negative people though) when he is certainly good at INVESTING advice.

Just go to any city in the United States and see the difference between the white part of town and the black part of town.

Could you post a new invite to the discord? That one is expired.

Yes Bangkok is a full civilized city in comparison

The difference is that tourist generally don’t go to these areas.
In Thailand it’s to opposite. Some tourist who come here turn into complete brainlets and do stuff they would never do at home.
I’m unironically worried what will happen when some inexperienced autistic anons from biz and fit show up here.

I forgot where i was.
I just remember it was a "family vacation"
Was there with my parents like 4 years ago.

There were literally child whores on the streets (well at least it looked heavily like it)

A thai girl i know also confirmed me on this. Uncommon. But happens.

More pics please. I can't go, but I do have a thing for SEA whores.

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Go Phuket to phuck it

I've been to Thailand twice, each time for several months, before I went I was worried because I heard all these stories about tourists getting killed in Thailand and did some research. Literally almost every case was some one doing stupid shit, like drugs, being involved with crime somehow, or doing shit to majorly piss off Thais, like wiping your ass with some Baht after you took a shit on an image of their king.

When I got there acquired an extreme dislike of Australian and British people, its like if you took the worst people off of the show Jersey shore and made them interbreed for a few centuries.

Here is a great of of some British girl who literally can't figure out what 8+8 is

youtu.be/HdEn3fRwCuc?t=16m3s

Honestly tourists that die in Thailand deserve it 99% of the time. Brits and Aussies are absolute garbage. Pic related is how I feel when I see Brits/Aussies on the road.

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I know, his coins might get lost in cold storage forever.

Bullshit there are no child whores here. At least not in the open.

Hnnnnnhggggg, after the crypto meme dream died for me I've been doing tons of research on digital nomading. Set a goal of 1k a month by fall, then im going to SEA / India. Might bang an asian whore or two, try and find a cute pajeeta to date. I need a change so fucking bad from my dead end wage slave live at home life

>Some tourist who come here turn into complete brainlets

That's true, I made bad decisions, but you don't expect this kind of outcome.

I'm just here because I know that the same thing will happen, and if I don't warn you people it will be even worse.

>go to pattaya to fuck aids ridden chinks
>get killed by low inhibition criminal natives
>get reported as dead by (((natural causes))) (see zyzz)

no thanks Jeff

Just be near other tourists and nothing can happen. Just go happy and massage and get take away whores you can take to your hotel room.
Don't brag about money.

You never traveled?

Cope. The only way to be happy is to make it within US/Europe.

oh yeah make sure to skip to the 16 minute mark

1k a month won’t be enough if you include travel expenses. It won’t be nearly enough if you include partying and whores. Unless you want to be one of these filthy backpackers sleeping with 10 other filthy backpackers in a hostel room.
Don’t believe all these digital nomad blogs. They are full of shit and they are underreporting the cost of living to make the digital hobo lifestyle more appealing (more revenue for their stupid ebooks)

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So you got fucked up because you can't count? It sounds like your own fault

Accurate. Also stay out of Thailand you fucks, the tourists I see get worse every year. Now niggers are roaming around all over the place too

you forgot the russian and jewish mafia, oliver stone

I have said this a million times if you go to Thailand looking for trouble, YOU WILL FIND IT! if you go to have fun, fuck pros, get drunk and are actually a decent human being you will have a great time!

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Redpill me on the zyzz conspiracy theory. Did he get offed by sharky?
Or is it more likely that roids (especially clen) + coke + sauna are not the healthiest combination?

You're literally wrong on every point. But sure.

You're a moron, kill yourself as soon as physically possible.

whats the discord again, and anyone want to meet up next month?

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>What is survivorship bias

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LMAO, truth hurts?

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Haha that is penthouse hotel right?

No. And I stand by what I said.

>survivorship bias
well its one of the most visited countries in the world, so statistically speaking some fucked up shit is bound to happend, but for 99.99999999 of all people who visit, they dont get murdered

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Kek

has anyone actually been, not just pulling pics off of the interweb?

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>Jewish mafia in pattaya
Wot? All I see are obnoxious IDF meatheads who get bossed around by their overweight girlfriends

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dude I lived in thailand for years and never had any trouble. you mustve dun goofed to get in a mess like that

the thing about thailand is the country is really chill and people are fairly easy going. but once shit goes sideways things get REALLY bad real quick. those scenarios can usually be avoided though if you keep your wits about you

wtf how are you supposed to tell the difference between a ladyboy and actual female?

Haha yes you give them 500baht some stupid signs and make a pic

alot of the russians are russian jews

> lets git down to it babee
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You always ask you brainlets. No thai working girl is going to be offended they also know ladyboys are dangerous...

Your only kidding yourself. You can't convince me at this point, I have scars to keep my perspective.

>Free Fuck Ass

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> marry Thai woman
> buy a house in her name (it's the law)
> wind up homeless
Pottery.

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Fucking this
Tell us your story then. I bet you did some grade A brainlet stuff. Now you are trying to convince yourself that Thailand is some lawless hellhole instead of admitting what a moron you are.

can the brainlet not hijack this thread with his dumb hijinks. lets keep on track here. so whats the discord?

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im not trying to convince you m8 im just giving some perspective to other anons who read this. thailand is a safe country, its arguably safer than nigger- and muslim infested western european cities. but if you do fuck up there then shit can get real bad real quick. its pretty telling that you wont give any details or reveal the full story. you probably dun goofed, thais dont simply form a lynch mob and go after somebody over 9 bucks. I have a hunch theres more to the story than that.

I've been to india/nepal before, I know I can live on 1k frugally, 600 rent and the rest food/fuel (can buy a bike for 1k or less)and I'll go with at least 5-10k on hand as well for cushion as I build more income. 1k/mo is just the point where I think combined with my savings I'll be able to sustain. I dont want to party/ fuck girls all the time, just be comfy in a cheap apartment and roll around the city and eat good food cheap.

Is this why (((they))) built an orthodox church in pattaya?

please stop giving this guy attention. he did some fucked up shit that got him in a jam. And you know it had to be bad if the cops would let him pay the fine on the spot.

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why would the jews build a church?

based jack

i know several guys that saw the inside of a thai prison cell
one got busted with a huge bag of xtc pills
another one messed with the cops at the traffic stops and then sped off
in other words they all had it coming

That’s what I’m asking you. What makes you think there are Russian Jews in pattaya?

You that HIV is very very common in Thailand as well as antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea?

Of course there is the fact that prostitution is the debasement of the human condition and morally wrong. I can't believe I'm the only person on biz that finds the pathetic obsession with prostitution from some posters repugnant?

>And you know it had to be bad if the cops would let him pay the fine on the spot.

Try showing up at the police station with nothing but tattered boxers, let's see if you can pay your fine.

Anyway I really hope you all have a great genuine Thailand experience. Y'all are beyond help and I will celebrate when I hear about all the Jow Forumstards who will die.

Somewhere for the FSB to get together while getting blackmail material on stupid westerners?

>Anyway I really hope you all have a great genuine Thailand experience. Y'all are beyond help and I will celebrate when I hear about all the Jow Forumstards who will die.

I hope they learn that sexually exploiting people in shitholes is bad karma but death is a bit much.

Most of the hookers catering to westerners are gross anyway. If you’re somewhat presentable and not too autistic (a big if) you’ll pull much better girls off of Tinder for free.

ive seen and talked to them

ok your making this whole thing up. because if you had no ID the first thing they would have done is take you to your hotel to get your passport and money or verify thats where you were staying and get a copy of your passport that you provided the front desk. By western standards thai policing might be alittle back wards, but no dept wants an incident with a white tourist, they get investigated and bad media attention its bad for business for everyone. and thats what they care about the bottom line, less tourists less fines they are able to levy.

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I survived by multiple flukes, so these people not taking me seriously, I can't feel bad when they inevitably die.

I had a decent time at Bangkok, but then again, I only hit up the Wats and didn't really venture more than a cuople miles away from Centralworld. You can enjoy a lot of Thailand has to offer without going to the shitty areas.

A good dose of antibiotic resistant clap and being robbed at knifepoint by chid prostitutes mother should do the trick hopefully. Terrible to see that so many posters are actual IRL vermin. One always hoped they were just larping.

kek. of course Jow Forums would go to a seedy shithole instead of one of the coolest cities on earth. every guy in pattaya looks like a bizbro, pic related

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