/smg/ - Stock Market General

Everyone else is too lazy to make a new thread edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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REMINDER TO DRUMPF C.UCKS

Hillary people bought in 2009 after they realized that Obama-Hillary polices would lead to long term growth and a recovery from the Republican recession.

Drumpf voters bought in December 2017, because Drumpf voters are fucking retards who listen to conspiracy videos and jerk off to Animated Japanese school girls so they missed out on a DECADE of growth but since DRUMPF told them to buy in they FOMO'd sold their meth equipment and bought stocks at all time highs

GET FUCKING REKT RURAL RETARDS LMAO

Buy Mondolez interational

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Wait, people actually bought cloudera?

This.
We all would've been rich as fuck if Hillary won.

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correct the vast majority of people are trash, they are why we succeed. Most people in your bracket yoru probably in your 20s rack up a bunch of CC debt, so not only ar they not saving any money and making % gains off that, their CC costs are rocketing upwards at 5x your % gains which pushes them months behind retirement every week of their life. You will succeed because you are here

oh svetlana

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

HOW DO THE CLINTONS ALWAYS WIN

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

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reminder that you are in the wrong thread

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>Drumpf

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It's gotten out of hand.
Hide all politics posters. Report all politics posters. Do not reply to Jow Forums posters

I already hid all of them, they're just shit posting at this point. I don't know why everyone else didn't hide them.

Unless of course I get killed in a terrorist attack before I get the chance to cash in any of my investments. I do live in London after all, so it's only a matter of time really

Sorry, this post got ever so slightly Jow Forums, but I promise it won't happen again

its /leftypol/.
as far as im concerned, two can play at this game.

This. Anyways what are you guys hoping to close out today? I'm trying to get out of CZZ.

/leftypol/ can be spotted from a mile away, thank god for filters.

I was planning on making a lump index purchase today but I did my taxes and its looking like I owe a couple thousand more than I was expecting

My profit taker triggered on UVXY. I need something to buy before the end of the day.

dude, we all know Trump is a retard, but enough of "drumf" shit

I just went all in on TVIX, the volatility is the only thing I believe will be constant.

Where my /hounds/ at? /Dogs of the Dow/ here
JNJ, IBM, VZ, GS
buy it

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"fuck donald trump and white people" is a good sign to just let it go. if you wanna see something really entertaining go to their fucking thread and read their DOW is crashing thread. deluded fucks are so certain they know how the market works from all their years of reading marx and stirner and listening to zizek sniffle. shits pretty funny

bottom of huge cup and handle on XOM?

huh?
Trump is factually crashing the market through purposely lying about amazon and stupidly getting on China's nerves over trade shit.

is anyone actually confused by this?

>mfw I wanted trump elected just to spite leftists
>mfw now a leftist is mad because of it
Worth it.

It's like dealing with my 7 year old nephew, they should be handled in the same manner lol

Fuck you Closet Drumpfer. I can see you cucks from a mile away. Based HILLDAWG would never have gotten into this PATHETIC mess. SHE would have already won the Cold War by now and we would have victory in the trade war with China. DRUMPF is unqualified and mentally weak and physically feeble and so are the rural retards who support him. He has no respect from the FBI CIA or the Pentagon because he's a fat little faggot unliek HILLDOG who would have inspired RESPECT from the intelligence community and she would have instileld FEAR into the hearts of America's enemies.

What's your portfolio bro? What stocks you investing in?

you throw your 7 yo nephew out of helicopters? that seems a little harsh user

Hey what's your portfolio bro? What stocks you investing in?

I never touch XOM
It looks like a good buy but Idk anything about the gas/oil sectors

dont user. unless your just another one playing opposition against them to derail, in which case, fuck off

kek

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im winning just fine, that's besides the point.

I can't say for sure, because I'm no expert. It seems like he's purposely lowering the stock market so he and his buddies can buy in, then he'll raise the hell out of it by lifting the tariff, and whatever else he can do to raise it (because other than the tariff I really don't know).

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You really won't stop until we are all equally poor, equally rightless and you've turned ll of China into a sweatshop making buttplugs will you? You cream for kensian economics, knowing full well the inevitable outcome of icreasing money supply with the example of the Japanese 80s crash staring you in the face and yet you still think the most important things in the world are socialism and homosexuals dying of aids.

You seem to despise people from a rural background, that's where your food comes from. You seem to think that your views are more informed than theirs, they are not. You are utterly brainwashed.

>We all would've been rich as fuck if Hillary won

You'll never know but QE could never continue and neither could the trade imbalance with China.

I'm a cryptofag but why are these generals so comfy?

I'll be damned we may finish this day green.

Gonna go troll /ptg/ with this now, thanks

Looks like it hasn't even attempted a recovery from the earlier correction. Gasoline prices have been going up which should help their revenue. I suspect this is a good buy.

>Obama-Hillary polices would lead to long term growth

Long term debt, mountains of it.

GREEN FOR THE DAY

TRADE WARS ARE EASY TO WIN

BASED TRUMP, PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I called this early this morning, big drop, closes even

Oh fuck, another rally. Don't miss the dip! BUY BUY BUY

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because people try to post with actual substance besides just repeating "blockchain tech" "undervalued" "smart contracts"

just about every single crypto thread is an echo chamber about a shit coin saying it's better than some other shit coin but really they're all just shit.

Stocks are attached to actual business that create product and actually earn money. There are different types of business out there that do different things and make money doing those things. crypto is just alllllll hype.. all of it, its hard to keep the hype going with nothing new

less pajeets as theyre all on contract to shill crypto, not stock

>You really won't stop until we are all equally poor, equally rightless and you've turned ll of China into a sweatshop making buttplugs will you?
of course not, hes a commie. were being raided these past few days. dont bite

me and you both bud. looks like a strong close barring any last minute bog smash

>dow 24,000
leftypol is crying when it goes down 200 lel

How is this any different than Trump?

Based green day
God bless America

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its just an illusion, we're all retards here too

Daily Reminder

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crypto is a pump and dump. Anyone behind the push to viral market it is gone now and it's just the dupes left hoping it rallies to 40k.

>he fell for the crash meme

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The dow has to eventually go 11000. It should have been allowed to truly correct in 2009 and incompetent financial companies and others let go to the wall.

bears b-btfo hhahaha...

Can this thread not become a political circle jerk about what ifs, and can we get back to the business at hand? We are trying to get in the front of the wave of what ever the Bog's are doing so we can make some money. What is there next move, and where is the deep value for great gains going into tomorrow.

big 5, always

>tfw bought the VOOV dip and now made 3 percent gains today while market is still red

>How is this any different than Trump?

Modern partisan US politics is pretty irrelevant to underlying global and US economic systemic issues. Recession has a necessary function in free markets, it flushes crap, scams, badly run companies and obsolete businesses. Deferring this necessary process just build up more crap to flush and that's what has been happening for a decade.

Don't worry, as long as I hold TVIX the bogs will ensure the market grows and stays green. You are safe user.

Up 1.19% so far

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Justice doesn't exist. Native americans are still drinking themselves to death on shit reservations.

The technology improvements across the board are absolutely amazing and will continue to drive economic growth and stock market growth. We are so bad at utilizing tech advancements that there is a 5-10 year lag on when it hits industry. So we are still looking at serious growth.

You can't look at the advancements in science/tech and not realize the stock market is the place to be.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BASED GOOGLE
>they didnt buy at 999 for the free money bounce that always happens

if were going down im saying bottom at 19kish on the DOW. but it may straighten itself out before then. im just gonna be patient before i decide its all clear. theres a lot of moving parts right now.

im just gonna focus on what ive been doing this week, which is trying to play options/sell calls/swing off of volatility. might be time for the VIX to snap back down to a reasonable level. atleast thats what im banking on right now. didnt expect that huge gap down tomorrow

*huge gap down today

MOTHERFUCKER ALL I WANTED WAS TO BUY LOW TOMORROW WITH MY PAYCHECK

Its going down and sideways for a decade. This is a temporary day rally. The down will be exacerbated by the usual selloff in may. None o this is particularly down to Trump, its own to QE and the Fed. Greenspan was warning that we are in an unprecedented era of financial market dysfunction a year ago. If you have debts and don't have at least 10000 dollars or euros in savings you are fucking insane to be gambling on stocks or crypto

I'm boarder line crying and very emotional rn. Whoever did the last thread, thank you for putting the hedgefund in the pasta. I know it's a small thing, but actually contributing something to /smg/ makes my life worth living as sad as that is.
Love you goys

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Schiff and people who think like your post are fundamentally wrong. It's not that the government or markets are amazing or healthy. It's just that technology is so good it makes up for the downsides.

we already went sideways for like 15 years before this. if we go 10 more the gains after will be truly biblical. odds are you're just a retard and big gains are in the cards for the next 10 years

this is what a decade of Jow Forums does to your brain. leave now before its too late folks.

When are you finally gonna take fiat payment into the hedgefund?
I want to put in like $10 for a laugh, but I don't care about any crypto.

piggybacking off of this, the idea would be to get into shit like AI and biotech stuff yeah? Robots, living longer biologically etc

>leave now before its too late folks.
>leave now
>leave
You don't get to leave Jow Forums, once you realize that you should probably leave, it's too late.

Where do I sign up?

Anything tech, out of anything traditional. Also it means get out of autos.

The entire tech sector is still pretty solid in general, just use fundamentals like pe to gauge if something is overvalued or not. Avoid social media though (FB,TWTR etc), they are slowly dying.

this, just look at the monthly chart, one of the longest consolidations every, and we JUST broke out

the dow could easily reach 50K before the real next bear market but retards are talking crash when the economy is actually GROWING for the first time in like a decade.

you

yeah nothing to do with social / mobile based. You want technology not userbase #s

My mind was already autistic, this place just magnified my retardation

That's a good idea! I'll set up a paypal. I need to set up a minimum investment though, $10 would be a pain to manage then send back after 6 months.

autismincorporated.org/

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ICLN doing relatively well lately. Strange to see it green on a day when MGC is red.

i kinda agree with both of you. i think a lot of this has to do with global power shifting behind the scenes, and definitely most of the recent action has been because of the FED. but i also believe that the markets are awash in newer more profitable corps and tech that have been overlooked for the past ten years in favor of speculative bullshit social media stocks with P/Es of +30. once things calm down and these idiots who jump whenever leave, things will calm down and well be able to price things in a little better.

i actually really want a good crash so that i can get a decent entry point. feel like a fool going long in all these companies who have been on ten year bullruns. its like i have no choice but to buy the top, as i havent been in the game long enough

>tfw comfy is bernie madoff

you need a lock up period too

yeah set a paypal ill send money in for the luls

I don't think anyone here follow this stuff

fooddive.com/news/monsanto-invests-125m-in-gene-editing-startup-pairwise-plants/520109/

USDA just de-regulated CRISPR plants, even implying they can hit shelves with no labeling.

Trump admin can also give USDA regulation over edited animals which would be unbelievable for a host of things from designer pets to meat products.

>this may be misheard

You need a lock up as in hold the funds at least a year so your funds dont suddenly delplete by rapid impatient investors

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-03/asian-stocks-set-to-climb-treasuries-yen-tumble-markets-wrap

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>The technology improvements across the board are absolutely amazing and will continue to drive economic growth and stock market growth. We are so bad at utilizing tech advancements that there is a 5-10 year lag on when it hits industry. So we are still looking at serious growth.


I beg to differ. The post cold war dividend and technology boom of the 90s was amazing, mobile telephony and data, the internet, a computer in every home, instant messaging, contact lists, streaming video, search. Great. All that was in place, including mobiles with email, touchscreens and mobile devices with e.g web browsers by 1999. What we have had since for nearly two decades its technological stagnation, FANGS are NOT technological companies but effectively advertising agencies with intricate tax evasion accounting that produce nothing. There has been almost zero technological innovation. Facebook does NOTHING that the likes of AOL or CompuServe was not doing in 1996, search webcrawlers, text to speech, voice recognition and VR again has not advanced in any meaningful sense since the 1990s. You seem to believe something that is actually fundamentally false. Indeed my analysis reflects a collapse in productivity growth that exists because of the complete failure of any worthwhile technological innovation to occur in two decades. Its hard to see what changed but it did. If you think twitter, facebook, apple, google or amazon, netflicks are amazing technological innovators then you are living on a marketing lie, promulgated by those companies themselves which are very much part of the problem as are the equally spurious financial markets surrounding them, driving zombie corporations pumping their stock price via cheap credit, downsizing, disastrous experiments in outsourcing an stock buybacks.

How many people on /biz are actually students with student loans that no sane market should have granted them spending it on gambling on crypto while they study for worthless degrees?

What you guys think on two fresh IPOs - Dropbox and Spotify?

This is an example why both left and right Jow Forums are fucking cancer. You guys have to shit up every board, thread, and general quality discussion with your shit flinging and memes. You view the whole fucking world through this retarted lense of black cocks and Trump and Jews. You are the niggers of Jow Forums, scratch that, you're the niggers of the entire internet.

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Worth less than actual garbage, I look forward to all the soyboys that lose half their life savings investing in that trash.

You're going to be so JUST'ed in 5 years when blockchain/crypto tech is running literally everything you use LMFAO. Anyone who owns a good amount of crypto right now will be a billionaire, while you stock fags will be sucking dicks in a back alley somewhere so you can buy heroin to numb the pain of thinking of all the money you missed out on.

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>What you guys think on two fresh IPOs - Dropbox and Spotify?

utter garbage. classic pump and dump material

(You) had me going there for a second. Well larp'ed friend.

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Interesting post PT. I'm not arguing with your points. In fact I agree with them. My point still stands about the technology being too good for a shitty market to hold it back.

I'm not saying utilization is good, that we are performing optimally, or that it will be done intelligently.

I'm saying the simple powers of technology are too great even for a dysfunctional society to not benefit.

That's because FANG are over-valued meme stocks, see They don't represent the tech industry, but because of their huge size they end up weighing heavily on the nasdaq and dragging the entire sector down as a result. But there are still a lot of real value buys in tech, you just got to look for them again rather than just be lazy and ride the FANG meme like everyone did for the last few years.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time at this level of delusion. Thank you pajeet.

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tech user, what do you think of SQ? they seem to be the go to for every goddamn store i walk into that accepts cards nowadays. im personally looking for an entry under 40, but i have no doubt that that company could soar. any payment company, especially one with online coverage, and the ability to exchange crypto is gonna be super profitable. and to my knowledge, they already are.