I was behind this woman going up on the escalator. The deepest, brassiest fart of all time comes out of her ass which was right in front of my face. Before I got too close she turned around and gave me a look. I don't know if she thought I was going in to smell her gas but I got extremely horny by this. Might be because I hadn't blown my load for weeks. Was this a normal thing to get aroused to?
Women farting in front of you irl
Charles Wood
Isaac Perez
it sounded like a fucking motorcycle
Christopher Rogers
I don't believe you. I've never heard a woman fart before, especially not in public.
Aiden Jackson
*sweet home india*
Thomas Brooks
I was surprised too. But she was so casual about it.
Nicholas King
Braaaaaap
Christian Evans
now muh dicke is realy hardened for some reason
Joseph Parker
See a psychiatrist.
Mason Powell
What is wrong with you, Apu? I like it better when you post ladies in their ill-fitting polyester cop uniforms.
Michael Robinson
fucking india
Levi Smith
Does it have something to do with the poo-loo meme?
Nicholas Gonzalez
Aussie girls are classier than I have been led to believe.
>braaaaappp
>aw yeeh mate, get yer face in that one, what a ripper
Dylan Roberts
I almost came in my pants when she let one go in front of me
Chase Thomas
now muh dicke is no longer hardened :^(
Liam Cruz
You'd be hard as a rock if it were your face right in front of her buttocks receiving her gass
Juan Rivera
where are you following her to
Eli Mitchell
absolute stunnah mate, get yeself a whiff o that!
deep breaths, cunt, I brewed it up special for ya. Now lick my fuckin asshole ya whiney fuck.
Lincoln Powell
Exactly this.
Christian Bailey
she's fucking escaping from you ahahah
Brayden Powell
>unironically believing that women do not have digestive systems
Nigger what
Jason Young
I mean at least it's a bit less degenerate than the scat threads that were being posted here not long ago. Albeit only slightly less.
Joseph Bell
Henry Reyes
doing it irl is more weird than in the fictional level
Kevin Murphy
Go away.
Jonathan Ramirez
deviancy will not be tolerated
Luis Evans
Her farts must usually be this powerful like she’d knock a buzzard off a shitwagon
Ayden Phillips
Her fart was so bassy like she had been holding farts in all day and just had to release!
Robert Watson
Do you think she knew my face was right behind
her?
It was really hot irl because of the sound of her braap
Nicholas Garcia
I bet my gold kit she took a monster dump when she got back home. Would love to enter right after her after she is done destroying the toilet
Easton Wright
post your face dude
Owen Edwards
I didn't mean that. I meant the chances of a woman farting in public, in the face of this guy who happens to have a fart fetish are very slim.
William Harris
Go jack off on the shitting street street shitter.
John Anderson
Indian women are naturally pretty gassy
Grayson Stewart
is it from the dysentery?
Noah Hill
Indian women have a tendency to wear tight salwar showcasing their big backsides which makes the guys go crazy
Justin Walker
also to keep their fat asses from leaking shit outside the designated street
Austin Morris
It gets even more difficult if these women let a big one go in front of us
Jonathan Lewis
Well they certainly do have large buttocks
Grayson Richardson
sure does
Levi Bennett
Women like this make No Nut November extremely difficult
Sebastian Morgan
Brody Phillips
Big Farts
Joseph Sanders
Jason Brooks
I didn't know I had a fart fetish until I saw her let one out
Andrew Fisher
this thread has been hijacked by the kahanist party of israel
Parker Perez
>india
makes sense
Liam Turner
INDIA YES!
Asher Price
Ian Wood
Indian women are something else man
Wyatt Flores
Oliver Campbell
Easton Barnes
Hunter Fisher
Jason Diaz
It's because of women like her India's population is growing exponentially