First time dating girl after few times

>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

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Tell her. Girls hate fud.

why the fuck wouldn't you just tell her you cut your dick like an idiot
laugh over it, bond
any girl that wouldn't laugh with you over that shit isn't worth your time
op, girls are people. human beings. not a separate fucking species. she probably has stories way more embarrassing than yours. also, she can probably relate to bleeding heavily from the groin...
fuck dude, dont worry so much. secrecy and weirdness just makes everything worse.

opiate painkillers > women

prove me wrong

Nice, just bought 100k.

age?

if you're over 15 don't tell her you're a virgin

"I accidentally cut myself while grooming my pubes. I had to get the cut stitched at the hospital. I've been too embarrassed about it to talk about it sooner."
Don't feel obligated to show her, but if she is understanding yet skeptical and wanting to see for herself, consider showing her.

i like being able to poop, so im gonna go with women if we're talking long term.

500 eoy