Brianlet Test

Would you rather get a million dollars every day for the rest of your life or a penny that doubled once a week?

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neither would happen, but in your dream life, of course the latter... who do you think you are, fucking brainlet user.

a million every day. if anyone found out about your penny your life would be at risk but you need to be safe for the million every day. also at a million a day youre basically a drop in the bucket nobody would notice. if you had a penny that doubled once a week it would be so destabilizing to the system that you'd surely be killed by a government once anyone found out

also as your post is worded there is the possibility that the penny pays you a cent a week. the penny it shoots out every time it doubles does not necessarily also double so some clarification would be nice

the penny would be ahead after 35 weeks

This.

Also, I'd go for the daily mill, as I will be starving until that penny has doubled enough to buy anything decent.

Good luck rolling up a bunch of shitty pennies for the bank

Doesn't matter

If the descendent pennies don't also double, then you only have a penny a week. If they do, then you can't spend them without giving the recipient your magic doubling money and quickly inflating the penny into worthlessness. The penny is quickly demonetised and shortly after the earth is buried under an unstoppably multiplying flood of coins. Everybody dies. Definitely go for the daily million.

yeah, million a day. im not fucking around with pennies, what the fuck, like some fucking penny counting cunt! not a chance. i will SHIT a PENNY out of my URETHRA

doesnt matter which youre not going to be able to spend all that money before youre dead

Autism

Most of you guys have handled my ass pennies at some point in your lives.

How does that make you feel?

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exponential growth never ends well. you'd figure the mass of the doubling pennies would eventually trigger gravitational collapse and create a black hole.

after four years you would have about 4E57 kg of pennies which is 1000 times more than the mass of the unvierse

just fucking give me 3million dollars and i"'m out of my wagecucking life. and i'll enjoy drawing traveling and spend time with gf.

srsly i don't give a fuck about both. i just want 3 million $ then fuck the rest. i can gibs the rest to anyone

You spelled brainlet wrong.

exactly the kind of mindset that guarantees you'll never earn 3 million dollars

i wonder if the pennies compressed at the center of expansion would form a molten core and no longer be capable of doubling.

I'd rather laugh at the pic OP posted

If I choose the penny, it gonna collapse the $ and my $ will be worthless
If I choose the million, it will be just fine

well clearly, the question OP asks is retarded 1 million every day? ffs common, Just 3 days of that is enough for me.

why would I care for a penny that doubles?

just 3 days in the million deal i have my dreamed life.
i can make my family happy, and live a happy life instead of being a slave.

You assume the pennies are compressible. If they can be compressed, can they be damaged or destroyed? If you put one through one of those penny smashers, would all its descendents be likewise smashed? If you cut one in half would both halves duplicate? If destroying them, maybe by melting, stops them duplicating, then humanity would begin a huge and terrible undertaking, constantly hunting down and destroying the pennies, since even one left alone would soon become an uncontrollably growing pile of pennies. A penny dropped down a sewer would multiply into a huge hoard to be unearthed and destroyed, and if any escaped it would hide and multiply into another potentially world-ending threat. A penny dropped down a crack in the earth might split the ground open as the pile grows unseen underground, and need to be dug out from solid rock for destruction before the next week and the next doubling. And of course, there would never again be a shortage of copper or zinc. You could definitely write some sort of short story in this world. Perhaps the villain could launch one of the cursed pennies into deep space, and all the world's space agencies must cooperate to plunge the growing penny asteroid into the sun before it's too late.

Only right answer.

The million.
Is the penny doubling in size or am I getting double the pennies? The million a day is plenty without dealing with billions of pennies.

also what bank would accept tons of pennies? how would you pay for the house? with pennies? srsly?
unless you decide to fucking meklt your pennies and sell copper bars KEK

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kek

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>brianlet test
good start op.
also, you worded this so poorly that it sounds like the penny you get just doubles once a week. The other pennies you get from it don't.
The obvious answer then is the million a day.

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i wonder what would happen if you staffed a whole company with guys like this