Brianlet Test

Would you rather get a million dollars every day for the rest of your life or a penny that doubled once a week?

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neither would happen, but in your dream life, of course the latter... who do you think you are, fucking brainlet user.

a million every day. if anyone found out about your penny your life would be at risk but you need to be safe for the million every day. also at a million a day youre basically a drop in the bucket nobody would notice. if you had a penny that doubled once a week it would be so destabilizing to the system that you'd surely be killed by a government once anyone found out

also as your post is worded there is the possibility that the penny pays you a cent a week. the penny it shoots out every time it doubles does not necessarily also double so some clarification would be nice

the penny would be ahead after 35 weeks

This.

Also, I'd go for the daily mill, as I will be starving until that penny has doubled enough to buy anything decent.

Good luck rolling up a bunch of shitty pennies for the bank

Doesn't matter

If the descendent pennies don't also double, then you only have a penny a week. If they do, then you can't spend them without giving the recipient your magic doubling money and quickly inflating the penny into worthlessness. The penny is quickly demonetised and shortly after the earth is buried under an unstoppably multiplying flood of coins. Everybody dies. Definitely go for the daily million.

yeah, million a day. im not fucking around with pennies, what the fuck, like some fucking penny counting cunt! not a chance. i will SHIT a PENNY out of my URETHRA