300 word essay due on Sunday

>100 word essay due in 3 years
>I'm on Jow Forums reading about how people still fall for this shit

> American's can't read 20 pages

You can't make this up!

>300 words
>essay

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I could read it if it was a book or whatever but it's a research article with sources and shit. I wouldn't even know where to start.

>I wouldn't even know where to start.

Here, I'll help
>Open article
>Read it

>100 word essay due on next week's friday
>can't stop browsing Jow Forums

I'm not gonna make it

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from the beginning would be a logical approach

>50 word essay due at the end of April
>Only halfway done

How am I going to manage, bros?

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>Jow Forums falling for bait which is older than some posters here

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>5 sentence paragraph due next tuesday

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>250 word essay due at the end of the year
>haven’t even started
WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT ID BE LEARNING HOW TO SAVE LIVES MOT FUCKIG WRITE BOOKS

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>300 word essay

i used to write longer text in english classes in middle school

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fucking ridiculous
is it summer holidays in the states or something?

>people cant even recognize the oldest bait in the books
Jow Forums is a shithole

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>300 words

I have typed out shitposts more than double the amount of that, user.

I also do say so myself, sir

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5 word answer due in 2 years

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>300 word essay due on Sunday >all I wanna do is play vidya and shitpost on Jow Forums I don't think I'm cut out for this college stuff, bros. >300 word You can write that in a hour. Just procrastinate as you have limitless time Can you type it? If so it could take less than an hour if you know the topic by heart. >10 word essay due in five years
>All I can do is contemplate my disdain for Brits
Fuck fuck fuck fuck bros what do I do? I have to read a 20 page article just to answer the question. Fuck that, dude. >reading
the bane for us all, truly >1 sentence essay due in 24 months
>haven't even started and still shitposting on Jow Forums I can write it for you , bro . 300 word essay in college?
My essays were 5k-10k words usually > Essay due on the holiest day of the year
> American poster really activates my almonds >100 word essay due in 3 years
>I'm on Jow Forums reading about how people still fall for this shit > American's can't read 20 pages
You can't make this up! >300 words
>essay I could read it if it was a book or whatever but it's a research article with sources and shit. I wouldn't even know where to start. >I wouldn't even know where to start.
Here, I'll help >Open article >Read it >100 word essay due on next week's friday
>can't stop browsing Jow Forums I'm not gonna make it from the beginning would be a logical approach >50 word essay due at the end of April
>Only halfway done How am I going to manage, bros? >Jow Forums falling for bait which is older than some posters here
>250 word essay due at the end of the year
>haven’t even started
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT ID BE LEARNING HOW TO SAVE LIVES MOT FUCKIG WRITE BOOKS >5 sentence paragraph due next tuesday >300 word essay i used to write longer text in english classes in middle school >people cant even recognize the oldest bait in the books Jow Forums is a shithole >300 words
I have typed out shitposts more than double the amount of that, user. I also do say so myself, sir 5 word answer due in 2 years

Here you go OP, 387 words

>250 word essay due by graduation
>haven't even looked at the prompt

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> 300 words essay
since when is a paragraph called an essay?