/cum/

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you know eminem the guy who made the blumpf raps? yeah, he has a 200 iq

>tfw no american black gf who gets off when I call her nigger
why even be born

>Last week Trey Parker and Matt Stone sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry by announcing at an awards ceremony, “we’re republicans.”

lefties are seething

I thought they were libertarians or something

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hey guys

Hey!

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w-why're you looking at me like that??

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Because you're cute silly

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El Diablo...

What is the solution?

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i'm not !!!!!!

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Then why are you blushing?

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Whats up cana?

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Good morning /cum/ remember to try your best today

el potato...

>Your English level has reached extraordinary heights. No one can compete with you.

Come here and kneel down in front of me! Hhahahaha

On a bit more serious note I'm surprised that my English is actually worth anything. If a dumb Russian (just like me) with little to none knowledge in English can score that high then does it mean most of the English-speaking guys are literally mumbling faggots?

anyone has few minutes to try the test?

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arealme.com/online-english-grammar-test/en/

I wonder if it's possible to score "Language god"

I'll try it

these questions are barely middle school level

Why there are so many US/UK/NZ/Aus posters who are less proficient than middle school kids?

They're all drug addicts, all of them

They don't possess the massive brains and high IQ's of Canadians

But most likely, since they're natives to the language I feel that they don't really think about the questions or what they type the way someone learning the language or trying to get the right answer would.

They'd naturally score high since it's a language they've used pretty much all their lives but may trip up once or twice since they're not taking it too seriously?

fucking fix these captchas you gook

mr. worldwide
btw I know the difference between then and than therefore I'm already better at English than 90% of USA
btfo

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>I feel that they don't really think about the questions
I did the same thing, I don't remember most of the rules but it's easy to pick whatever seems to be right.

>whatever seems right.
self fix

>Manager at new job asks over email if anyone can work tomorrow (a holiday) as it's been busy
>I tell him I have a family gathering in the afternoon, so I could work a half day if needed
>He tells me he wouldn't want to ruin my holiday, and that I should also take Monday or another day off too
what does he mean by this

pardonnez moi, je ne parle pas anglais

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Why do you ask us and not your manager?!

That you shouldn't bother turning up at work anymore

Hello /cum/

sounds like he's butt hurt.

I was managing few small teams of SW engineers (up to one dozen), I always told everyone to be precise & laconic and do not tell redundant stuff.
If I were you I'd just drop a line and said that you have 4 hours to spare. Not need to go into details and explain anything. It's not needed and could upset someone who does not share your point of view.

>woke up to a lewd text from the gf

>had to stop by mom's office to drop something off
>all the office ladies tell me how much I've grown and tell stories about when I would come to work with her as a kid
i've never felt more comfy

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There will be a return to the norm: The morbidly obese die younger and at a faster rate. I remember reading somewhere that morbid obesity was linked to a lower fertility rate, but I could be misremembering. Eventually, they'll be dying young enough that the healthy will reproduce at a faster rate.

I've got a dangling participle for you.

mornin
it's a great kind of comfy, love going to my moms job

hello windsor-kun

mmm no
That would be autism

how to a quebecois separatist gf??

>when they all start calling you handsome in front of the customers

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Is that you, trap prostitute-kun?

No? Who is that?

Are you handsome?

Yes
yes

Post your face

don't want to blind you, sorry

>That would be autism
Do you think I really care if you are a going to spend an evening with your family, fuck your dog, got drunk or anything? Hint: no, I don't.
surely I'm after small talk while having a cup of coffee or anything but your personal affairs have no place in work-related correspondence (unless it's 100% necessary).

is this an ant bite?

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sometimes when I get manic i start freestyling

No, that's a finger.

>shorts and long socks
kys

just flunked my test, buds

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s m h

ah yes
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was -30 at work last night
nearly froze my bellend off tbqh lads

what the actual fuck are they doing

literally me

gotta stick it in some place warm bud

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>mom always called me handsome
>never had a gf in my life
You lying bitch.

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you don't know that for sure
she wanted to be your gf you dense monster

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-erika-yamaguchi-s-nipple-pzqz78a/answers/new.html

gonna be colder tonite bb
maybe you could come over and give me some warmth

I know this feel
Just drink some alcohol

what are these """""people""""" doing

glad i fap to hentai instead of succumbing to my lizard brain

thats the plan, but its only 4:30 in the afternoon

only if i get to be on top tonight

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Blood test report came in. Doctor said I'm ok

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it's actually 10:29 in the morning

>its only 4:30 in the afternoon
psht, i've been passed out drunk by then many times

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>least coast time zones

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yes, but I dont want liver poisoning, friendo

>drinking during a certain time of day increases your chances of liver poisoning

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;)

drinking as much as arby's does will lead to liver poisoning

>El Diablo...
>t.Isla del Diablo

Analysis of the remains of a 5,200 year-old Irish farmer suggested that the population of Ireland at that time was closely genetically related to the modern-day populations of southern Europe, especially Spain and Sardinia. Her ancestors, however, originally migrated from the Middle East, the cradle of agriculture.

i have to go outside and do adult stuff

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hasn't killed me yet budderino

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Long socks are best socks.

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kek, fucking fatties

ok good night /cum/ see you in like 6 hours or something
tell backfromworkyouguysposter hi

Im enjoying the new roseanne episodes

bit concerned for goodman tho, looks like he has a lazy eye or something

Just remembered Goodman in Treme, absolutely golden.

youtube.com/watch?v=fKpv17OlBpQ