Are new world suburbs as amaxing as they seem?

>>no walls around the houses
Imagine a society where your neighbours will not try to kill you

Uh
You could:
See a movie
Build a car
Go hiking
Take a course to improve yourself
A lot of people go to church
Some people have affairs
Volunteer to help those less fortunate

Most likely I think you just wank your dick anime porn and fall asleep listening the deafening silence of your existence my maple leaf friend.

I visited a friend in a Midwestern suburb a few years ago, it was my first time in the US. It seemed all comfy, but what I remember as most striking: there was no fucking pavement! I think in a few years, walking outside of parks will be illegal in the US.

>go hiking
>in the middle of suburbs

>there was no fucking pavement!

Really? How do they walk their dogs?

>Is it as soulless as it looks?
No, we can't really call ourselves America the Beautiful anymore.
>I mean the houses
Oh, yeah, American houses are super nice.

As far as I understand, despite the deceivingly wide streets in suburban areas, there's like 20 cars per day going around - so you can just walk along the side of the road. Or they just drive the dog to the dog park?

I think I got that backwards, but I'm pretty much mad at this point.
>I can hear colors

I can't deal with all this SOUL

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Its nice but as previously mentioned you need a car if your public transit is shit.
So if you live in a suburb with buses that lead to a subway/train, its fine because you can get to and from civilization with minimum effort.

I like this kind of architecture because it looks exotic

I live in an old suburb with a nice cozy stone house, plenty of sidewalks and attached to several parks, and there's a lot of difference in elevation so it's not all level

development housing is just garbage though

really?
it looks like some nigger-infested neighborhood of a decaying northeastern city to me

I hate this shit so much.
I almost get physically sick from looking at our streets and seeing nothing but red-bricked Victorian terraced houses. And they're the fucking same in half the country. Visiting some friends 200 miles away, their house looks basically the same. Don't need them to show me where the bathroom is, because the layout is exactly the same.

Fuck this.

So happy to have gotten that job in the US, just to escape for a few years.

Ah yes the power of the exotic

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I mean that's it has a distinct english look, something you never see where I live, and so I like it.
I understand that maybe it looks dull to those used to it.

>soulless

As opposed to row houses or commieblocks?

Mate SOUL like.... SOUL!!!!

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That's better than most row houses.
Do they have grassy backyards?

What's the percentage of the American population that lives in such neighborhoods?
Do you need to be upper-middle class to afford something like this?

Depends. In general you have a ~50 ft^2 backyard, but it's mostly a slab of concrete.

>industrial revolution

Middle class

my neighborhood has a bike path in it going through a forested area

lower middle to upper middle depending on neighborhood

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Should have some grass for kids or dogs.
The main thing I don't like, other than having neighbors so close, is nowhere to park cars or boats.

>f-fuck you guys y-you have soulless houses like what do you do on the weekend?

the same shit as you

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>it's a "neighbors park on both sides of the street in their pickup truck so the road effectively becomes one lane" episode

What, no driveways, what?

it's usually only a problem on the weekend when people have friends over. the 10+ person asian family in a 4 bedroom house do it all the time though

Discuss

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>is nowhere to park cars or boats.
Most of UK cities were built and 'designed' when the main mode of transportation was donkeys and carts. Boats are usually kept in harbours.

if you need a car to get anywhere in a suburb paradise how do people even get shitfaced?

taxi/uber/public transport

Suburbs are shit

i live in a state that has no natural lakes. these fuckers still take their goddamn giant boats out every weekend so they can zoom around a giant drainage ditch.

At least they have a good chance to go for gold at the hick olympics.

it must be really expensive to travel for 20-30 km of suburbs

We probably have more boats, I'm in the Midwest and there are many lakes and rivers.
There are other big boy toys too, like snowmobiles and ATV's, dirt bikes, and dune buggies that we need to store somewhere. I guess space is the problem.

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Nice as a kid and an adult with a family. As a young man it's boring

Why do rural British houses look amazing, but chav sanctuaries look like that? The only thing more boring than the fields in England are the houses in the villages.

for me it's $4.30 return, with student prices
more expensive for adults, but we earn the money. plenty of local pubs and shit as well where people drink, mostly students and young people go to the city

$4.30 on the train*

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From personal experience, they can be nice. The area i lived in was gated, plentiful woodland and had a fitness centre with a pool and gym.

It was a very irritating not having shops within walking distance.

Where I am is very close to a massive shopping complex which pretty much has everything, the place could have less 12 year olds though