Acceptance

i already fell for the wagecuck meme.

>tfw 23 just got my first wagecuck job for $2k/month after tax

I've got $11k in the bank, live with my parents and my job gives me lots of free time.

Should I open up a savings account? Stock market?

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Serious answer here, if you're gonna do the stock market, don't do it now.

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pharmacy* manager

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Depends on what you plan to do with the money. If you're saving for retirement then open an IRA. If you think you'll need to use that money sooner then open a Roth IRA or maybe do 50/50 Roth/Traditional.

anyone else mad that Nu jak is jsut suddenly fucking accepted into this board now

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Why can't niggers swim?

Enjoy washing cars.

>after got a job doing hazardous waste disposal
$17 an hour is good right?

forget the money user, think about all the good work you'd be doing cleaning up all that toxic waste.

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truck driver. you just take a test at the DMV and get a CDL. then you'll make around $50k per year. it's not great but you wont be homeless at least. it's also not bad if you have a partner to sign on with you. i did it for a few years by myself. i might would do it again if i found someone to team with.

washing cars is okay, if you're 13.

I work 80 hours per week and I trade while at work

if I make 3% every day I'll be a millionaire pretty soon just with what I've already invested

I'm investing weekly though

Just you dumb fucks have to wagecuck who didn't buy in years back when Bitcoin was under 1K.
The smart fucks like me sold off back in December.

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what are you doing now? did you enjoy the landscape while being a truck driver?

another dishwashing job

once you work in a restaurant you'll always work in restaurants

it's a black hole

i once managed to get a job as a night receptionist at a small hotel. There is little to no workload and some places like mine even let you sleep and only wake up if the guests come. You sit at a PC all shift doing whatever you want (I wasted hundreds of hours playing agario..............) and can get away with leaving half your work for the day shift. Perfect job for a NEET imo, but you gotta start doing something productive or you will end up suicidal.

this and that. the landscape was ok. you will get to see more of the US in a month than most people will their entire lives.

Catchy theme music
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military

Depends on what your job offers. If they match any sort of retirement account like a 401k, make sure you're at least getting the match, otherwise you're missing out on free money.

If that's not an option, a roth ira is probably the best choice for you. You're in a really low tax bracket, so it's better to just pay taxes now, then get that money out tax free when you're older and in a higher tax bracket.

You can also do both, but considering your current salary you probably won't be maxing anything out, other than possibly 4500-5500 in a roth ira. You'll definitely be off to a good start since you're so young though.

It's a postmodern meta-satirical meme.

Bro
I'm 33 live with my parents with 10k in the bank. just lost my job though. not fired it closed.

i actually just quit my job for watching and trading crypto full-time
)))sssshhhhhhhhhhh(((

investing in what?

how about this =-> my cock = your mouth?

I'd be glad to, user. I'd swallow every last drop. Too bad we're probably are far away from each other.

southeast? origen

I'm not in the US - sorry brah

Here in Canada pretty much all millennials still live with their parents.

I fail to see how a job like that could make you suicidal? There's so much free time there I'd learn a whole new programming language, or just talk shit to kids online.

What would you consider the breaking point where you give up and take the McNiggles job?

>just swim in the ocean bro, it's not that big or strong

I know that feeling too bro

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It will never go back up.

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>tfw I have to work as a dishwasher for the rest of my life because I didn't become rich with crypto

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Except for the ones that have parents like mine who move constantly and dont have jobs

Not crypto, but I accidentally sold after the boom and just days before the ATH for ACBFF/APHQF/TWMJF/HRVOF/EMHTF just because having that much money at stake was causing me stress and I didn't want to be stressed out over a vacation I was taking.

Just dumb luck, but it was the difference between 4-5x returns in a year or just barely breaking even for some of them. Never doing that again until my retarded brain makes me do that again.

Go checkout /hc/ sometime. Bondage can be pretty fuckin' fun if you have a partner.
Don't really know what everyone was getting so worked up about.

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When BTC hits 1k

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dont worry about me my art career will take off

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