> hey kid, got a smoke?
hey kid, got a smoke?
No. Smoking kills.
No smoking is haraam
*instinctively mating press*
No. Smoking is for losers.
It's called breed mount, you amateur.
I smoked yesterday. Don't really smoke more than once a week.
Dont call me kid underage.
delinquent
FUCKING MANCHILDREN ON Jow Forums
GROW UP AND SMOKE A CIG
not for you *takes another cigarette and smokes it right in front of her*
Only literal retards and subhumans smoke cigs. This is the objective truth.
If you don't waste your money on stupid thing like me then you are a manchild
Kick off those chucks and let me have a look at your bare feetsies. Only then will I share a cigarette with you
Yeah no bother
wait... you CAN roll, can't you?
t. manchildren
Nah
I'm down to my last, sorry "kid"
>not rolling Pueblo
Eh?
You can smoke my pole, if you want?
Don't breath in my direction you disgusting degenerate whore
No but you can suck something other than a smoke. Wanna give it a shot? It's get you higher and more intoxicated than a mere smoke and you can trust me on this
>chicken legs
You fucking soy boys are disgusting.
Here, enjoy.
Connelly could still look good if she wasn't such a skeleton
Why is this so funny haha
You can smoke my dick
Lol wtf
she looks better now
>no, but i have snus
>doesnt exhale
noice
>no, but I got something else you can suck on ;))
Give me you feet to smell and lick and I'll give you all the smoke you want.
Can't even imagine how stupid you'd have to be to smoke a cigarette
ikr
ok you can have one but don't call me kid you fucking bitch i'm 35 years old i could be your father
>Can't even imagine how cool you'd have to be to smoke a cigarette
cigarettes aren't considered cool by anybody under 30
that's where you are wrong kiddo
>hey kid, got a smoke?
In Lithuania, this phrase is usually a sign to haul ass.
Smoke my cock, whore.
when did cigarettes become cool again?
it was always cool
that guy would be cooler if he didn't smell super stinky
yeah keep telling that yourself you fucking pussy loser
*tips fedora*
excuse me m'lady but I don't smoke cancer sticks because they are very unhealthy according to my mother. here, you can have my magnificent device. it's called "electronic cigarette" but us, classy man call it "vape". here you go.
*gives lady vape*
and yes you can keep it. no-no, take it! my mother will gift me new one for my birthday which is in 3 days. and YOU are invited ;)
*gives lady business card*
see you in 3 days! have a nice day!
Same here, probably the same everywhere.
that post was more autistic than the situation it describes
and no, I'm not a vaper nor smoker
No, unless you want to smoke my dick
You tell me