Culture Pals /cp/ - "user, I'm so wet!" edition

Continuing from Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


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First for what the fuck are Estonians

>tfw still sad because qt ghosted me
Hold me ;_;
We had a 3 hour video call right before she went no contact.

first for rate my profile /imcia

not sure if thats actually you but if it is you are kinda chad for a pajeet you mixed or something?

Maybe take one pictures outside or in a social setting. all 4 are selfies.
You look... very foreign. Are you mixed or do people look like that in northern India?

>tfw manlet
>tfw can never go for european qts

fucking hate this life, im stuck with ugly goblin asians

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> Talk on the 3rd day
> Exchange messenger app IDs with each other
> I think time is up
> Request Nude
> Blocked me

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How can girls even tell over the internet???????
I'm not even 5'9''

who the fuck calls himself pikachu

Don't bully Randy.

Got fed up with all the people calling me Randy because I have the same flag as him. so I use "pikachu" because of my interpals username

when will they learn?

R-randy hug me

Can never meet them though
FUCKING ARGENCHADNIA

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Are you a sexy girl?

That's me. I'm a Persian :^)

Kashmiri people look quite different from typical pajeets.

Who wet?

it's time for you to come home white man

How manlet we talking here?

5'9"

kek

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You're actually retarded. That's not short enough that most girls will be put off.

t. 5'6

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but that's a stupid username too

I'm 175cm in metric.

i see you too are stricken with manletitus
i feel you brother

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N-no but I can put a mop in my head and pretend

WHERE ARE THE ISRAELIS

iktf

Befriend me.
/tommygarcia2

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some we have it worse
>170cm

Soon koreabro... Soon

You really need to remove some pictures along with your links. Also my gaydar is going crazy when I see you

I will later.

This, his first picture is definitely his worst

You have literally the most demanded flag in this koreaboo infested containment webhole, just do shotgun approach

It can't be that bad, guys. Plus the profile picture is meant to downplay my looks, so I don't seem threatening.

shave that stache and then be my boi slut

There's not much to downplay mate

>not much to downplay
>looking at spoofy pictures in a non-idealized setting
Hmm.

>downplay my looks, so I don't seem threatening.
i really dont think thats necessary..

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I understand I was setting off that guy's gaydar, but I'm not gay, m8. And the stash is gone.

Trust me, I don't wear Nike nor Addidas to play-off my long hair and demeanor, so I do come across as "creepy."

post pic mang

The New Workout Plan is Kanye's best song of all time. Fact.

bet you look well nice in thigh highs

I deliver. I have an art presentation today, hence the polo shirt.

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only ugly traps use thigh highs, the good ones have flawless legs

I think so, myself. There's this anime convention coming soon, and I want to dress like an anime girl, just for the lulz

way better

>and I want to dress like an anime girl, just for the lulz

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trap tier+
no homo but i'd smash

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>I want to dress like a [...] girl
user...

I want to drill your cute boi pussy so bad.

Who viewed my profile?
Viewed 57 times today.
am I doing good lads?

>Your flag.
Sorry, bud

Sometimes I feel like my qt doesn’t care about me

>I want to dress like a girl
>f-for the lulz guys
You're not fooling us user

I'll use a proxy next time.

At least she didn't just drop you out of nowhere after having exchanged multiple essay-length messages every day for two weeks.

'Ghosting' is an epidemic.

get fucking owned dude lamo

>get a message
>inactive user

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Have you tried messaging her again?

I've had it happen plenty of times and done it to others too, but never had it happen when the conversation was as good as ours. And looking back it was over 3 weeks. We had a 3 hour video call right before the ghost. First time feeling this sad over it.
Yes. Blocked on interpals. Whatsapp message has 1 grey tick but can still see her last online so probably ignored there.

Chad got to her. Sorry user.

Maybe she was never there to begin with... Jk, bro, but don't be sad for too long. You'll find someone irl

I heard the Indian user has a BLACKED subscription

I have a sudden crawing for cowboy movies

youtube.com/watch?v=SiOiEuObjEU

Recommend pls

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Who doesn't honestly?

Got three views from rando girls in the past 24 hours boys.

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Same

Problem wh*teboi?

Yes das rite))

>Where are you from?

Seriously?

But where are you from?

From your mum pussy, brother xD

Why are you guys using this? Is anyone actually interested in learning another language? Do you bother to put pictures of yourself on your profile?

Oi, watch it

We can talk with girls who are autistic.
Most of us don't even have friends, so that's why we use this

I have zero interest in learning another language, I'm just here for potential nudes and to practice my social skills.

And I've got plenty of pics of myself on my profile, you kinda have to if you want any kind of interaction at all.

I got 14 pictures of myself

>there will never be a /cp/ meetup with lots of alcohol and where everyone brings their qt and basically huge orgy but no buttstuff pls

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You the grill?

no

Are you the German user who got trapped inside that Finnish rape shack?

Why the fuck do you have 14 pictures up then?

why the fuck not I wasn't told there was a limit you lil bitch

>tfw you're about to turn 26 years old but you still enjoy listening to emo rock and not just for the nostalgia

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lmao what

There was a German guy who was going out with a girl he met from Finland, he was visiting her for a week but got dumped on the second day because he tried to shame her out of joining their military.

As a result he got stuck with a week long bed and breakfast rental inside what amounted to a shitty little rape shack in the middle of fucking nowhere in Finland.

Oh, I'm a little bitch? Sounds like you're the little bitch

Who was doing the raping?

Hey guys, update from France.

I arrived a few hours ago and met my qt, she seemed excited to see me but then said she had to go see someone for a couple of hours :D Jamal I believe was his name

Anyway I'm gonna see her again tomorrow to go to the Eiffel tower!

you wanna fuckin go?

Time and place?

MY SIDES
I fucking love this board

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