/brit/

embrace american english

it's the same retard

note to all the JFs in /brit/

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Shall I start lei feng spamming for the entire week and see if you still agree by the end?

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At least I could find those threads.

I'll kill that yankee soldierrr
I'll march onto that firing line and shoot that yankee soldierrr

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what did they mean by this

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nowt wrong with a bit of chinkposting tbf

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Would do unspeakable things just hold you for a nanosecond.

Slags
Footy
Pints
God Save the Queen

>At least I could find those threads.

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FUCK

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When did you figure out all women were nasty whores?

For me it had to be when I was 15 and this girl said she had more than one crush

prog rock is absolute shit

No, it was you.

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>chink
Racist prick.

Which band?

About 19.

so? i've had more than one crush

Why are chavs incapable of normal behaviour

>Ready Player One's bad reviews are being blamed on gamergate
What is wrong with the left?

yes, genesis

you're so vain you probably think this post is about you

anyone else ever do that thing where your toes cross over and for a brief moment your entire body spasms and you have a heart attack before it fixes itself

It's alright when it's limited to the odd post or thread. Not a top tier gimmique by any stretch of the imagination but tolerable. When it was five threads in a row posted at 220 posts every single night for a month it was irritating.

At the same time? Fuck off slut

where is my money

wat

what would happen if your balls cross over?

When a girl once confessed to me that she almost kissed a paedophile

Ji..gully . ..puff .......jigully..
*drops mic*

not a fan of this post

Oh stop over-exaggerating, all we got was one Mao edition like three times a week

get to the hospital quick or you'll lose them

yes
never met someone else like that

don't care, if biafra had won it would have become a french puppet and fuck de gaulle tbqh lad

nerve gas

im thirsty for knowledge

Which songs are you thinking of specifically?
Because I like a few of them and Phil Collins.

>you
>not (You)
Come on lad, it was so easy to make this a daring synthesis.

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when one of your toes moves on top of the other one and your body tenses up and doesn't know what to do

you turn gay

will hurt and eventually die off

>multiple replies in one post mongs

not for me

got rejected from appearing on the chase for being too smart

Once I went to sleep and my left ball turned into the right side of my nutsack and vice versa. Everything looked and felt and functioned the same, but IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
WATCH OUT FOR COMMUNIST BALL SUBVERSION!

over-exaggerating isn't a word

literally never happened to me

Waiting for this slag to cave in and message me
What shall I do? Continue ignoring her or just act uninterested?

attached a screenshot of my bradders folder in my chase application

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filed my taxes last night, not bad, NOT BAD!

What can I say, lad.

Obviously, it's two words.

this, might as well just put on a tripcode

>[chimp noises]
>grug shit same place he sleep
>*picks nose*

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Spanked a girl on her bum today and she giggled. Becoming Chad lads.

painfully unfunny

lucky you, very frightening experience desu, only lasts for a second or two though

I don't understand how the toes cross over in the first place

Women genuinely refuse to text first because they're so insecure they believe they're annoying you. Be casually aloof. Works for me.

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grug rolling a splif

Just went on /b/ for the first time in years

Still shit. They're still posting those fucking bananas in every thread

pics

Mad to think how Jow Forums once had a shota and a loli board.

no
shut the fuck up

*is gay*

mad how theres not a single bad scene in the best part of 12 hours of the LOTR films

wow rude

rip /l/

The problem with women is their inability to provide men with functional rivalries, a key component in healthy relationships that foster self-growth. At best they serve as a catalyst to unite two or more men in the constructive brotherhood of rivalry.

legolas/oliphant scene was ridiculous

If a girl won't reply to me I find sending her multiple pictures of me penis usually does the trick

hat

someone soy this fool

bent

really hard to explain, you'll be curling your feet or something and one of your toes will move behind/ahead of the other and when you stop curling your feet it gets stuck before you instinctively "reset". when it happens there's like a shock because your body knows it shouldn't be doing that.

don't care
sick of bloody foreign yanks coming into MY british culture thread and throwing demands around

Being a NEET is a very character building experience and every job should require several months of NEEThood down on your CV.

Wouldn't go as far as to say it's a bad scene, but I can't stop myself laughing at this one every time. The slow motion was such an odd choice.

youtube.com/watch?v=wgtMW38vsUs

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its called a cramp you fucking idiot

Jonathan Haidt. opinions. GO!

don't understand why we'd place any more value on these "people" than vermin, that's literally what they are

no not that, this is a more immediate thing

grant thornton has decided to stop bidding for audit contracts from britain's largest listed firms lads

worrying development

I thought you were supposed to be polite and nice

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does being a NEET make you mentally ill eventually ?

NIGGER

In the market for a good beard