Mom dad I'm back from Krasnodar, please meet my fiancée Ekaterina Vodkanova

>mom dad I'm back from Krasnodar, please meet my fiancée Ekaterina Vodkanova

what's your parents' reaction?

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You better ask what's my reaction. I would fucking rather kill myself in the most horrible way than trust a Slav woman and then get my heart broken to shreds, to never recover from it again.

>lol good one faggot

My father speaks Russian so he would probably talk to her and he would congratulate me on getting that one. My mother would not be happy, she hates Slavs (because my father likes them too much if you're catching my drift).

Kick me out of the house.

>mother hates slavs
>has a child with a slav

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My father ain't Slav, he just speaks Russian. He speaks 7 languages fluently, he's the most linguistically gifted person I know.

My father will commence with the vodka jokes.

My Mom was also a mail order bride so it's all good in the hood

this

>Krasnodar? Did you snatch the last non-Armenian living in that place?

what service did your dad use?
please respond

>A Russian girl, again?

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i like your father..

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Soft cunt.

youtu.be/fcQZh8SQSzY

who knows will understand..

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He's alright. Too much of a womanizer though, betrayed my mother even though my mother would drive any man away. Still, he's a better man than I am so I can't complain. My mother is also nice by the way, don't hate her, she just has her mental issues.

Vodka jokes from my dad
Suspicion from my mom

She looks Ukrainian, not Russian.

some magazine for ex-communist girls apparently, she was from Bulgaria

>She looks Ukrainian..

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They'd be happy I got such a pretty gf, they'd be confused as fuck because I'm anti-marriage.

she looks like she's from the north-west you clueless nigger. plus krasnodar is mostly inhabited by brown people

Woman in white to the left is her in 10 years.

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What an oddly specific question

>Krasnodar
>Ohh, son. At least she could have some Ukrainian roots

>k*Banoids

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fck off

>'pppppppppiiiiiiztetz'

> what the fuck were you doing there
> where'd you get the money
> you don't think about your degree at all
Also i always imagine my stepfather silently giving my mother some money, as if they were betting on me being gay

t. expat

"At least you've found someone"

mom wouldnt care
dad is ded

as for me, kms for flushing my Native American genes with a wh*toid

History of ukr

>wh*Toid

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Dwarves are subhumans.

>slav woman
hit me baby one more time

you shut your mouth

>wh*Te blonde girls
disgusting

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i liked this thread better when it had the image of that korean girl in the snow

That was mean...

ok hello ekaterina vodkanova

>Son she wants you for money or nationality
Because no one can love me

"Ty debil blyat?"

>Korean
Kazakh/Yakut/Tuvin/Some churka maybe?

>Difference between Rashka and Hohlostan
?!?!??!?!
U mad, bruh

You have house?

>tfw no vodka-curry hybrid gf

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>Don't drink pure alcohol

lmoa my parents are both dead and if I don't get a free gf soon I'll end this suffering and join them soon enough

хeх