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whats the latest sue news

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no one cares, fuck off samefag matty ludford

downloaded pere ubu's discog

Reckon it could have been me in my early twenties with the juvenile muscle mass and exhibionism

I'm going to shag my bird up the arse later and there's not a god damned thing you can do to stop me!!!!!!

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haha alri smiffy lad weeeyyyyyyyy

just woke up from a horrible dream and have to get it off my chest. I was being attacked by some wild cats of some kind and I just had a spear, kept stabbing them (deep) and they just kept going despite clear signs and sounds of pain. It was really horrific and I can't get the sound out of my head

Just had a nightmare where I was 5'2.

nothing in particular, shes done a couple of blog posts to level with the fans and is back to normal now

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grim little twerp

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Why would you put your willy where poo comes out?

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capitalism is the cancer
communism is the answer

are you alicante lad?

samefagging off your phone, eh matty? luddite

Why is Jow Forums more creative than Reddit?

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communism is just boneless whiggism

sue

>she's going on a girl's night out
you'll be pushing someone else's spunk further into her cavities.

vaginas are repulsive

dreamed last night i rode this fucked up roller coaster 3 times

Just be yourself

And target the drunk ones

Look up RSD Julien on YouTube and watch his push pull game videos circa 2012-2013. Some genuinely good advice in that era before each free vid just became a pseudo philosophical sales pitch

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stupid ugly cat

Because we're wickedly intelligent with nihilistic senses of humour.

Because we hate niggers

bit misogynistic

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The thought of causing a woman pain causes me to ejaculate much quicker

fucking reek of piss and cum and musk and crispy pancakes

youtu.be/BgfcToAjfdc

>Look up RSD Julien on YouTube and watch his push pull game videos circa 2012-2013
Unsustainable game. Tried his drama shit back then. RSD Alex has a more relaxed and less autistic version of this. Circa 2010-2013

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge

restore the glorious house of wessex

I always make sure to say things that make us look good as a country when i post here because other countries might come here to see what we're like

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used to think circumcision was natural, but even like just 1 hour after a shower(where I was under it thoroughly) it stinks again

RSD were caught faking videos, stop watching PUA shit you dumb nonce

hi

How do people walk around in public and interact with strangers on acid? I get absolutely monged out on 100ug can't comprehend doing anything but sitting down

The question was how to pull on a night out you mong

That 'take them on an emotional roller-coaster' bollocks julien always used to go on about works exceptionally well for pulling birds. The worst thing you can do is be boring

any earls court tube station man in

if your posts are accompanied by an image of a cartoon girl, people will assume we are a nation of noncey virgins

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>No toil tomorrow

FUCK ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT SEEING THE GIRL IN WORK

PLEASE TOILSTEIN OPEN UP TOMORROW
MAKE US TOIL PLAESE

any karen man in?

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>RSD
is that what you get when a jap drops acid?

tangy groin smell is the GOAT

Dude I interned for rsd. I know how it goes behind the scene. Beyond the marketing gimmicks there is one truth. A guy who goes out to pull every night for a few years would have interesting things to say about women and life.

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HAT

runt

how long do you lads escape toilbergs claws? off until wednesday me

Business idea: make rule Britannia the national anthem because god save the Queen is shit

is /eire/ broken

i wanted the know about the behaviors of normies but after much studying i have to conclude that they are very much like us...

Big fan of the ol' look and lunge myself

>Dude I interned for rsd.

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this year i'm bussing all the mandem
next year it's money and gyal

>Dude I interned for rsd. I know how it goes behind the scene.

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shes great fun

Jesus Christ rorke is now losing it on public transport. The utter state. Need locked up, you lot do.

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Again Alex has the same version of this (women want to experience a wide range of emotions, a deep truth that also applies to relationships) that works even better and where you end up half pulling half being pulled. Calling drunk girls dogs is the best way to get them to regret it the next night even if it works.

>wh*Toids

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mandem ting innit

wish i was a cute girl with a cute vagina

why is she such a slag?

This year I'll be having a wank and scaring virtually everyone i come into contact with

HOWL how Lindt advertise that their chocolate is made by people with love and shit

In reality it's made in a cold, processed factory

yanks shouldn't be allowed to post bradders
just doesn't look right

anime

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Take the piss out of them
Don't go for the fittest ones (I'm not saying go for ugly/fatgirls, just target 7/10s. They're attractive and not intimidating).

What a fucking hero. Loving your tears Mohammed

Was a semi hat bait. Thanks for falling for it every time.

didn't happen but I wish it did

must be fake
nobody starts yelling abuse at people in public for no good reason

me too life would have been so easy

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The Holocaust didn't happen, but it should have

>be alan
>make a cringy, insecure post in reaction to someone because they knocked your ego
>get hatted
>i-it was hatbait all along!!!

classic

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a lot of companies romanticise manufacturing like it was when they first started off, also those clips are from product development and not the actual manufacturing line. most product development can happen in kitchens where you would experiment with new flavour profiles

Happens in Australia all the time

probably could've made a few online mates if i visited somewhere other than here consistently

err dont know why they repeated the last 2 lines

>Was a semi hat bait
>semi

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Who's your favourite instagram whore to wank over?