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dont think this is the real caralad but i do miss him

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watching Gundam 0800 on youtube
it seems alri

caracalad

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y

>>itz da fookin touriez

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It means they think you're a swarthy arab manlet incapable of understanding english, they're dumbing their pronunciation down for you so you can understand

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Everyone's brown, black, or yellow
And no one speaks English

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you're right but caralad post here regularly

...

I am a 21 year old male and I just got asked for I.D when buying a Red Bull from tesco.

starting to go off pakis lads
not a fan of this terrorist malarkey

Thing is that it wasn't their accent initially. They just adopt it at certain moments in the conversation when feel self-conscious/have slightly lost face/have to ask for a favour.
>they are self-conscious
Yeah was thinking of something along these lines given the context. Like trying to gain composure yeah? by reminding the interlocutor that they come from a formerly great empire. Hilarious gimmick if true. Absolute absolute state.

LOL

>buying runtslop

bad for you that

WTF

'shalla

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Achilles Last Stand

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how does nassim have such little self-awareness

grew up in rural Indiana and never met a black or asian until i was like 14 or 15. knew a couple mexicans though

Imagine being such a Chad that you attract all the sexes.

BASED

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LMAO a literal communist made that edit:

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Democratic_Party_(Egypt)&diff=819092338&oldid=819092205

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/79.40.221.213

thats not oxford bender

Sooooo many mestizo goblins where i live
Many Indians too
Only ever seen one sikh before and he pushed shopping carts at wallmart

this is the evolution of hoverhand after #metoo

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Dave, you here mate?

dont understand
what is this
how is it used

who wants this??

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In my day it was the zombie airfield in cod5 or if you were really posh, Der Riese

Oxford Bender is just a Paul Denton LARPer. Alan is the REAL DEAL.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jQNazsWnQKU

Absolute SLAMMER of a track

unironically me

you posted this yesterday and you were given an answer

Black ops was superior in every way and you know it

>COD

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Look at that hairline

>Paul Denton LARPer.
what

no i didnt and no i wasnt
what are you on about

*speaks normally* yeah so blablabla
*has to ask for a favour where they may be rejected*
*Quick let's adopt an exagerated British accent* my husband and I would like to ask you if blablabla. I am English btw. Does that impress you? Please?
Absolute absolute state of this. I need to find a name for this complex. I am howling right now.

deano's all about fifa ultimate team mate

Literally what is wrong with owning a nice Audi and your own home?

i think he might be saying im a genetically superlative human being with a heart of gold and nano-machine induced superpowers

probably

Where is my FUCKING Lamb Balti?

Bret Easton Ellis' "The Rules of Attraction" book. Some character from it.

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Got dark quick dinnit lads

Pissing down with rain here in NW london as well

Howling at my flat mates who've gone out

>Deano
>owning

Hehe yeah

this literally isn't a thing that happens

what

Sorry lad I'm not big fan of curry and the like, you got any chips though?

>he hasnt played Deus Ex
state of you mate

deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Paul_Denton

youtube.com/watch?v=CeOOkD5SORM

pretty good

I want to watch some YouTube videos do you have recommendations?

I see the sorrow in Theresa's eyes. Her memoirs are going to be best seller

just into town please chief. yeah here's fine, how much is it? ah sound mate here keep the change cheers

woah. . .

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human revolution was better than the original

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this

I have played deus ex
I was making a reference
JC says "what" a few times

Shit, boring, overrated game.

You read the book? You remind me a lot of that lad, lad.

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Are there lots of women with Platinum blonde hair like this in the u.k?

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cringe off you utter virgin

youtube.com/user/everyframeapainting

abc7.com/3273591/
>get married goy, what could go wrong

*pimpswags into thread*

Word

im already on it

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Wouldn't want to touch her either desu

He was shagging Taylor swift for a bit wasn't he? Why would he put his hands on that minging chink

and thats a good thing

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Happened to me repeatedly last week lad. Really I want you to think harder about this and tell me whether it's true. Just like yank chicks would adopt a deeper, crackling voice when not confident about what their saying aka the vocal fry youtu.be/UuAQsnAVoMw
English girls adopt an exagerated British accent.
But it was too obvious not to notice. What a fucking shame if true. Will investigate more then find a name for the concept and write about it.

Need a Jewish gf

But where was the multiplayer campaign? Why the fuck could you not play a two-player campaign when literally every mission had a second guy who didn't really exist (and a couple who did) behind you?
Why no Resnov, Woods, or Weaver for the second player?

And a small gripe is that the Pentagon map (which was good) should have had Nixon as the second player instead of fucking McNamara (a literally who for most COD players). Everyone loves Nixon, especially because Futurama was constantly on Sky back when BLOPS was the most modern COD which had zombies.
In COD5 the most funny multiplayer character (Nikolai) was always second, but in Black Ops the least funny one was.

And though it's not a fault with Black Ops 1, Black Ops 2 fucked up with Hudson's characterisation and voice actor switch, and glossed over a long period which would have been more interesting with Woods and Mason.
Meanwhile COD5 had probably the best sequel of all call of duties.

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>Shit, boring, overrated game.

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real blonde hair doesn't look like that

Ah yes, the alt light

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no

Chop chop you lazy paki the Man City match is on

DX1 >>> HR >>>>>>>>>>>>> IW >MD

COD 5 had a sequel?

MD was fine and gets way too much hate for silly reasons

Seriously found the perfect expression of the perfidy and grandiloquent ridiculousness of British culture in this concept.

gf just sent me this on snapchat

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lads, could you recommend me some films, shows, or anime that take place in a 'Golden Age' aesthetic?

i.e, the romanticised image of the late 19th century

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really like your gfs arse

dads drunk and throwing cutlery at me again

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the stench arising from my phimotic willy is abominable