/brit/

>MEER

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it's norfk

B-b-but Euronymus was going to stab him!
Euronymus was evil!

>search brit on the auld Jow Forums
>map of british empire at its peak
happens every time

anime

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It's Wuster-shear

going to get drunk tonight and toilberg will be paying me tomorrow for being in bed

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cat is basically assaulting me right now

oh gosh cody I can see a skwerl in the meer get the cilantro out

Couldn't tell you much

BATSHIT
INSANE
DUDE
OKAY?
nuff said. end of. BATSHIT insane

Anywhere outside Glasgow isn't Scotland

keep going
im getting close

northern ireland are playing panama

can I come?

Grug stick best friend with pointy club

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good boy

is Will Griggs still on fire?

niminan

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hold on,
if she asked why I'm not on Facebook does that mean she tried to add me

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why are yanks so cool?

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Anyone else remember Bitcoins? So retro

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Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn I'm going to be a virgin for the rest of my life"

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ever play with your willy so much it stings?

was looking forward to watching my favourite streamer all weekend but just seen on twitter that he's spending easter with family

ffs fuming

yes that's literally what it means

Enjoying some water

The April bullrun will happen, screencap this post

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no because I have a bf and have fairly regular sex

>
virgin freak snap

god i wish that was me

youtube.com/watch?v=pVVECQqpyVc

yes

no but i have wanked so much it's burnt when i spaffed and basically nothing came out

the broads looks exactly like the netherlands

what up my dudes

need someone to shit in my arsehole

actually it's in May not March haha
and maybe

yeah

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No, I lost my virginity when I was 16. Been having plenty of sex every since.

did i say anything wrong??

>>

heh... looks like I win this one...

cats trying to chwe my cords haha

you bent?

Worth a bash lads?

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came

don't forget there's a full EFL fixture list in the daytime tomorrow for good friday

made how tove lo just gets her baps out on stage

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virgin freaaak

we get it Mr saffer, you're a Chad yes yes

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is that hagrids daughter?

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

wew

Charles

steve carrell looks like THAT?

willy poo bum haha

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

Hearty keks were had

im a dangerous man. dont mess me about or ill destroy you.

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next innit

she would probably make a good long term girlfriend if you get her before he has been pumped and dumped by too many chads and can't pairbond anymore

because brits are un-continental dutch

>teehee I'm bent :>
fuck off

unnngghhh destroy me harder daddy x

no?

No as she only wants you when she's bored. She should want you (but not get you) at all times

Why do non UK flags post here?

just to haver her puppysit your dog? no

do you feel at home in this landscape?

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*drinks from a bottle of Vikingfjord vodka*
ahhhh

yes?

epic reference bro, up top

Mansfield Town vs Accrington Stanley looks like good match

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i think you guys hacked me

cringiest post I've seen all day

I love you /brit/

hate JFs
disgusting beasts

why would it be bent for me to date a guy?

*smacks you to the ground*
*towers over you*

>Gonna talk big now? Huh?

*spits on you*

yes i think the flora and fauna of britain is the smame as in holland

who are the stars we should be looking out for

pipe down sunshine or ill grind you down into a high fructose corn syrup saturated paste. we clear? good.

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>le cringe xDD

Anyone else excited to see the big black man punch the other black man in the ring?

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but gay innit