What is the OG laptop for the crypto businessman?

What is the OG laptop for the crypto businessman?

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MacBook Pro

>cryptocurrency
>businessman

Thinkpads. Because I'm not like the Applesheeple. I like to THINK

macbook to pretend we're a chad in public, pc desktop for when were at home to express our neet/autism abilities

when people see thinkpads they think wagecuck, when they see macbooks they think chad that either has their own business or isn't forced to use a ugly company computer

i just bought two macbooks because of this faggotry

Huawei matebook

lmao what a fucking autist

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everyone owns Apple because they all want to be cool at the same time.

I like HP ZBooks because they can stand up to a beating and never quit.

I've never thought about a computer being an extension of my personality

Anything but uglyass thinkpads for soyboys

Thanks just bought 100k thinkpads

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anything else just screams poorfag and bad esthetic tastes
avoid surfaces, they're a fucking meme

thanks just bought 100k

>win10
AIDS for computers

The only patrician alpha choice is alienware.

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battery life is unironically 1.5h

*tips fedora*

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How did fedoras ever become a thing?

screams im a virgin neet

Cryptocurrency?
Most expensive MacBook Air on the market.

Actual cryptography?
A Linux machine.

please get out of here and never come back autistic child
i just bought 3 more , in face im going back to buy 1 more for minning shitcoins

> A Linux machine.
Mac can run everything Linux would. If you enjoy Linux, throw it in a VM or run it on your Mac

Just recently bought a Predator Helios 300 gaming laptop to play battlefield 1 and make beats, then use my macbook pro for crypto. The fan on the predator is too loud though. Thanks crypto!

not using a windows surface pro in 2018??

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MacBooks are for people who easily succumb to peer pressure. They seriously think their success in business and dating is going to come down to a fucking laptop.

Get a real computer like a ThinkPad or a Dell XPS.

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Link us your beats faggot.

This. Surface products have the functionality and cool factor of Apple while still running the software you actually need to live a normal life.

Posted from my Surface Book.

Shit quality compared to Dell or Lenovo.

Eh, I'm a fan of Lenovo to be quite honest so I don't really have a comeback. I just like Surface a little more. I have both.

a desktop is what you need for a normal life, all you need to do on a laptop can be accomplished on a macbook pro

>HP
>[head asplodes!]

Henry 'Indiana' Jones Jr

system76

These are gay as fuck. I got one for free and its useless.
Currently using a mbp and thinkpad with 2 additional ultrawide monitors

Comfy as fuck senpai

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>Crypto
>Businessesman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO

Fuck surface lol, it's not even a laptop
I have an uncontrollable hatred for everyone using that shit

poo in loo xiaomeme

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MBP 15” patrician edition for general purpose

this for anything that requires security so the NSA can’t steal ur bitcorns

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Anything else is certified pleb tier.

Chromebook
> The cheapest one you can find at Walmart
> Unhackable, safe, no vidya games

Kek i cashed 5% of my folio months ago to buy a macbook pro now my macbook pro is worth x2 time my folio i don't know how am I suppose to feel but i think that cryptos are not way to volatile

10 year old Dell D830. I really need these shitcoins to moon, daddy needs a new lappy.

>using Windows
Enjoy your botnet

ThinkPads were good when they were made by IBM. Lenovo? Pls.

Yuck.

It can do everything in a shittier, track your activity, rape your wallet kind of way.

The oldfags ran hardened debian distros in a VM/docker container and used their gains to buy gold. But they're gone now.

Thinkpad x1 carbon

I have the newest Macbook pro full of crypto stickers and showing crypto prices in the touchbar, it just screams "rob me", love it

i have a MSI which i really like.

thinkpad t430.