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I cleaned up my room today. I got rid of a whole lot of electrical cords for laptops etc that were all mixed up in a container I had in my cupboard since Sept 2015 when I moved into this house. I vacuumed the carpet and throw out a whole lot of old CD's & DVD's that had old programs & operating systems on them.

>I cleaned up my room today.
Jordan Peterson would be proud of you matey

>tfw I found an old Windows XP SP3 CD.
Memories.

Heyo
Cleaning is fun, and I bet you've now got a bunch more space

Good day gang.
Feel like shit today, hows everyone elses day going?

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My days been pretty good so far

Any reason why you feel like shit?

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pretty good buddy

A bit hungover and I like to complain.
I wish the fish and chips shop were open, I've got a hankering for some greasy food.
Hey.
Bloody good to hear buddy.

I'm good, just having a lazy day

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Aren't we all.

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Me on the right

don't believe you

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I'm j-just generally happy
you know, I'm always like that

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I feel so lazy right now, I hope I never have to leave this couch

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I know the feeling.
I've barely gotten outta bed today.

I'm lying on the couch too

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Bloody bunch of lazybones
I-I've been busy all day, I promise

Well it is a holiday so may as make the most of it and be the laziest lazybones you can be
>I-I've been busy all day, I promise
I pretty sure you haven't

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>I pretty sure you haven't
I have no idea how you would know anything about that

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I'm a cute lazy bones
YE ye

>tfw too lazy to get my kitty ears

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>all these lazybones
Just awful

:>

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I want to have a lie down
But I've been either in bed or on a sofa all day so it's weird

I have my ways
Well I'm sure you don't need your kitty ears
Don't rub it in. It's okay to be a lazybones sometimes

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>I have my ways
hm
suspicious
I'll have to keep my eye on you

>It's okay to be a lazybones sometimes
ok ok fine
It's Easter Friday, everybody can be a lazybones today without respite

Go ahead and do it
But I want to wear them
I want to be CUTEEEE

You are cute without them also ^^

Tack
Men de är jätte söt!
Also
Hej hej sverige
Sov du bra?

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>that collar
wew

Frick off it's cute

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Sov väldigt bra ^^ Hur mår du?

Jag är bra idag
I'm having a super lazy day
Played oblivion for a bit and watched some shows.
Also had a milkshake in a chocolate Easter kiwi c:

>Also had a milkshake in a chocolate Easter kiwi
Sounds tasty. I'm working all easter ._.

>Wait half an hour for my meal order with Uber
>GPS tracker shows the driver driving in front of my house then leave
>Says my order was cancelled
>never got a call

>*slaps nenecchi's lazy ass*

Not ideal
Bit rude

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Nene would slap you back!

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It was pretty good!
>working
Harshhhh!
I'll loaf around in your honour m80

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Hope you you got consent first

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>Be off my tits drunk
>Order an uber eats meal
>45 min delivery time
>Pass out before it arrives
>Drivers call fails to rouse me
>Get charged an extra $15 for not collecting the order

Just heard a ice-cream truck go down my street

Ouch m80
Did ya go flag it down?

What's for dinner tonight lads? Fish & Chips?

No, I couldn't get off the couch
Leftover pizza

Gonna panfry some chicken and boil some broccoli :3
What toppings do u liek?

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I usually get s vege pizza, so that has nice mushrooms, onions, olives

I like pretty much anything except bacon on pizza

>olives
Ew.

I'm just eating hot cross buns atm

Vege pizzas are great
Olives are tasty!

patrician taste

I want to rub a cute butt for hours

AAAHHH my back really hurts

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You can rub mine.
I could go for a bit of a bum massage.

Would gladly do it

>letting people touch your butt
Being a bit of a harlot there I see

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planks and deadlifts bro

But I don't wanna go to the gym ;_;

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this general is a lot better than /brit/

Don't worry I can also rub your cute back.

Thank you
Just no butt or other lewd touching for me pls

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Why is this still /ausnz/? This is just an Autistic NZ thread

good dubs. Ya, the stats indicate that 94% of /ausnz/ posters are girls so maybe that's why.

l
l-lewd webm

Cant promise but you will not be able to fight back since it will feel good

>good dubs. Ya, the stats indicate that 94% of /ausnz/ posters are girls so maybe that's why
I wish
Then I'd get a lot more boob pics ;(

Some of us are girls(boys) :3

Hey I'm not a girl!
Just a very girly boy

Feels weird being the only guy

Girls don't usually send each other boobi pics.
typical girls denying they're girls.

They are just giving a back rub! Nothing lewd at all
Pls no lewd, only cute
Nah I think only one of us is actually a girl

Only one swede is allowed in /ausnz/.. Leave.. Now!

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Um I got boob pics a few days ago
So I beg to differ
But I guess it depends on the dynamics of your friendgroup

I'm no girlie mate
But I am cute

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No you can learn to share the space!
But you will always be our special Swede

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Fight fight fight fight

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Be a good girl and let me continue rubbing your back

I hope this is westie so I don't feel like a dick for saying that you are the 3rd equal CUTEST poster

this guy walks up and slaps your waifu's ass
your reaction?

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It's Chalmers
And ranking cuteness is silly, everyone is cute in different ways

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P-please promise to not be lewd about it

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>everyone is cute in different ways
This is true
I just like to stir shit sometimes tho

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I just woke up from my nap
AMA

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How good was your nap?
Did you dream about anything?

>How good was your nap?
5/10
At least I feel refreshed now, but I certainly need a shower
>Did you dream about anything?
Oddly enough no, not a single dream
I didn't know I had fallen asleep till I woke up

I hope you'll be able to sleep tonight after having such a late nap

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I doubt it
I think I fucked myself here

feels really weird right now

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How so?

I don't know

I hope it's in a good way atleast