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currently reading edition

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t. someone who's never done drugs in his life

lad, everyone is on it, give it a rest

>book stores are shit
>tfw low key hate my kindle

might have to go to the second hand book warehouse

Had an interesting dream last night. I was a trainee pilot learning to fly with bi-planes. In mid-flight I would casually unbuckle the pilot instructors seatbelt and open up the door and throw him out.

This kept happening on every test flight, and the authorities started to get suspicious after like, the third one magically disappearing mid-flight. Eventually I got really complacent, and one of the instructors was a paki, so I threw the doors open and pushed him between the propellors, slicing his entire body.

I then steered for landing, and saw in the distance on the ground an army of police officers parked on the airfield. I landed the plane, which was covered in blood and guts on the front windshield, and the police came up to me and asked what happened. I just said he disappeared mid-flight and they let me go

actually agree with 190 on this

Where's the money for Auschwitz, Jeremy Corbyn?

back from getting my hair cut lads

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hey 190 it's me the enforcer, i'm making a website for our ketty gang idea it's going to be done with squarespace, should i put you down as just 190 or do you want to have a leader name like the don or il duce or king ketty?

the hiarcut

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very Pynchonesque

Good post

>whitechapel documents of contemporary art
interesting

give us a twirl

grim

gf got three (3) complements from other women last night on her outfit

women are weird

how do i take an mdma bomb?!?! but it just crushes in my pocket!! every time you just vanish it's so fucking pathetic ahahahhahaha i hope you know some people know here how much of a autist retard you are

paint my chicken coop

That usually means they're implying she can do better than you and they're encouraging her to go prommy (promiscuouso)

In 25 years when your kids are in their teens they will be thankful for having an Asian father. Thins are slowly turning in the West. It's not China taking over, it's the local Asians becoming more dominant.

those browneis wre losuy

old lady complimented my shoes and watch yesterday

>Hey, user! Stacy says you're really into eating chicken and going to the gym nowadays. Why don't you take off your shirt and show us your abs?

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Got to agree with 190kg on this one

I know PhDs, doctors, magic circle lawyers, bulge bracket bank analysts, hedge funders, MBB consultants, mid/senior civil servants etc. Etc.

They are all on gear at the weekends

What happened to everyone’s favourite balding African?

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why is it that whenever I use the word "gf" there's always at least one virgin replying with their own weird little cuck/cheating fetish scenario

>brownies
imbecile

dont like drugs, dont need them, simple as

Democracy has failed, Britain cries out for Fascism but they cannot express it in words

Chicken? Uhm sorry sweaties but I'm not a FUCKING MURDERER

tee hee btw i do drugs : )

all of my med and lawyer mates get absolutely cunted on bag most weekends. i unironically know tier 1's who had bag at their work christmas parties

England CRIES out for socialism with chinese characteristics

took this picture of a lonely horse on the way home

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Chicken coop had big hole in it from rats the other week. Had to patch it up 'cause turned into a big old chicken feast for the foxes. Felt good when I patched it up. No more foxes in my den.

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you are no longer part of ketty gang

Socialism with black characteristics

pigy looks sleepy

ini lmao

there's the famous pic of George Osborne doing coke with prostitutes

it's human nature to get as fucked up as possible.

hairline is receding lads might as well fucking kill myself if this continues. I was already plenty ugly

Socialism with chinese characteristics? What, 5'3, yellow, squinting eyes and a history of heroin use and war? No thanks

anti socialism?

aye...

Not a fan of Black Sabbath personally

pot noodles for everyone in this thread

How old are ya

Nothing wrong with hunting foxes and if you're against it, you're a soyboy. simple as

this
simple as

haha thanks
*puts mine down at my feet and never touches it again*

Do you know nothing of combat?

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would HOWL to see you say this when the PLA land on our shores

As for me, I'll be the first one to flip, not unloyal, just looking out for my best interests

Powerful

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might become a professional esports competitor
what do I need to do? play the same video game all day?
piece of piss

mdma bomb? no reply but loads of posts talking about drugs still? why is this? fucking laughable spastic tryhard HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the Asian century.

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will take the curry flavoured one, Bombay masala or summich. ta la x

I honestly wish I never touched drugs. Every time I drink I always think this buzz would be much better with coke or every time I'm in one of the lads gafs we had to get weed. If we never did them we'd never miss them

*Eyes your pot noodles*

Hmmm...You going to eat that?

reverse balding

>what do I need to do?
be the best

Caught b'ing myself again

Ever read about that American who defected to North Korea and lived there for years?

outdated army with no supercarriers, a 19th century navy and soviet era tanks

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i make good fight

thanks m8
been living on instant porridge for weeks, fucking sick of the stuff

I used to think when my pet rock did drugs they did it simply because they didn't want to be themselves anymore, now I'm realising there is no self to be, so my pet rock becomes the drug...

yanks won't even DARE sail through the south china sea as a show of power anymore mate, says a lot the state of affairs

Yes, why?

>instant porridge
>Not just making porridge

I bet your mum shopped at Iceland lmaooo

nineteen eighty four is the most overrated book in the history literature.

my pet rock is the same mental to think everything in our brain is technically drugs too, ketty gang

*Walks on stage and stands behind podium*

...Be honest with yourself. Who here has ever been bullied, or experienced a case of bullying in your life time?

Imagine not using drugs to min/max your psyche. Pretty casual.

orwellian statement

shagged an 18 year old last night
I'm 23

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Assuming they were otherwise a 10/10 in looks and personality - would you rather date a blind girl, deaf girl, or wheelchair girl?
And why???

Only online

I like to think North Korea would welcome me too.

>instant porridge
>Not just making porridge

>I bet your mum shopped at Iceland lmaooo

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*1 or 2 hands get raised*
*bullies immediately take note of who to pummel after class*

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just purchased some juggling balls.

Should be illegal to drink at easter

>oldspeak

double plus good post

>Imagine not using drugs to min/max your psyche. Pretty casual.

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Why?

what if you get thirsty

everyone gets on packet in London, half my office do and the average age is 40

>Spending ages making porridge on the stove

Runt

>hahahah I read 1984, winston was BASED hahah FUCK Communism amirite? xDDDD

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Doing a big short on Tesla

Blind girl. I wouldn't trust anyone else to describe the beauty of the world to someone I love.

Because the only reason you're off today is because of Jesus Christ

>£30k p/a is loads

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I also know high up people who don’t get on gear the. Again in rural Norfolk maybe our culture is different.

doing a DARE on yer mum rn la

I read 1984, winston was BASED FUCK Communism

so lonely
so alone