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anime

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sue

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If it's your first time at flirt club, you HAVE to flirt.

exactly
it's a cruel joke like the original sign

youtube.com/watch?v=8QGMjsp8MBU

heaven above, imagine if a bird danced like this in front of you

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still dont know how to properly utilise the word apropo, probably never will

if a girl has blue eyes and blonde hair she's automatically a 6/10

basic fact simple as

grew up in rural ireland so have no concept of class

is she trolling her fans by dressing like that twink

this crack is fucking moorish

is there ANY benefit to having children?

>puts you in poverty
>stops you from travelling
>absolutely HATES you from 11-21 despite you doing everything for them
>can turn out to be massive failures

not worth the risk imo

6/10 max or minimum?

Adorable cat with a ticklish back

can see her tiddies

minimum

take her glass from her pretending to save it
drink it all

would you still love sue if she went ftm

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macbooks

racist

Just bought this jacket for £150, what you think?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0

fight fight fight!

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I don't think japanese or chinese people have feelings. i remember reading something about how the chinese people are so emotionally repressed because of centuries of herion use

FtMs are good lads

Gay as hell

bit yanky but peng as
good choice

*dusts off an ancient one*
yes yes, I remember this one fondly
youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w

are you czech?

youtube.com/watch?v=a7d54_pJiTI

>yank actors doing adverts for obscure brit companies

JUST

pinoy filth

supposed to give purpose to our lives
but don't quite agree with it

idk, maybe the future of humanity will be designed in labs, made to suit the human population needs.

is his willy out?

agreed tbqh
went to school with a girl, plain looking face and crooked teeth but she had very pale blonde hair and blue eyes
she was quiet and didn't seem to have many friends but i still never really talked to her
should have

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HANASE

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the ultimate act of anti-semitism is having unprotected wild sex with a jewish girl.

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/mar/30/actor-bill-maynard-greengrass-heartbeat-dies-aged-89

Nah just your standard U.K. chav tbf.

>FtMs are good lads

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well they certainly don't these days
when chiang kai shek and hirohito were around it was different. both were chad autocrats who wanted their nations to be powerful and great

that is clearly an mtf

good

poleaboo is MtF
(actually its MtM haha)

>MtFs
they're just mentally ill virgin freaks

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>no letterboxd for TV shows
Thought /brit/ was an idea guy general

I bet you are a posh indie cunt?

Moni is actually sexy as fuck

FUCK ME LADS
>Still in halls over easter
>All of my flatmates except one has gone home
>She doesn't know I'm still here and thinks everyone's gone home
>Just heard her have a male friend over
>They're talking about flatmates
>She's talking about the black lad that lives with us
>"He behaves like such a nigger sometimes"

Now if I reveal that I am still here I would have revealed that I had heard what she had said and things could get VERY awkward.

But with that being said I'm out of food and starving.

What do I do?

Unironically just got a model's phone number lads

It's a shame she's from Perth
*Tears it up*

>perth
oh dear oh dear
good call

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075328/Man-jailed-leaving-bacon-sandwiched-outside-mosque-dead-prison-half-way-12-month-sentence.html

bit curious how the British government always puts people like Tommy Robinson and Paul Golding in prison wings full of Muslims when they're arrested

Making a lovely carbonara with sausages for tea :3

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Why do you think anyone apart from you will get that joke?

why is cokelad trying to claim he's dave

substance induced delusions probably

you're making this up

BASED

hello nigger

possibly, somewhat strange choice of photo for the post that went with it
even wearing the same clothes as him. there have been previous twitter posts where people mention they look alike, maybe she was planning to post some pics of them dressing up the same side by side (they already "publicly" know each other) then had to drop the idea after fans went mental

all prisons are chock full of muzzies

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzFHdaMvuM
who /porto/ here?

that face hahaha

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Watching The Passion of the Christ. Pure kino (and fuck the jews desu)

>waitrose
fuck off billionaire

>AM came out 5 years ago

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record it and blackmail her

did the girl post the shit

go out to the shops so she knows you're there but doesn't have to directly talk to you

...

always thought MtF was just a subversive jewish spinoff from Boys II Men

never met a racist girl

well I've never met many girls but the point still stands

youtube.com/watch?v=5l7VpdiWmls

>fuck the jews desu
like jesus

I met my gf at an edl rally.

never heard someone from the uk talk about "acting like a nigger" ever

why do yanks pronounce craig as cregg
why do yanks pronounce kyle as KEYA
why do yanks pronounce meghan as MAYGUN
why do yanks give their children retarded names like chad, hunter, clive, and cody
why do americans call coriander cilantro?
why do americans put loads of emphasis on the E in herbs
why do americans use "kosher salt"
why do americans cut off their sons foreskins despite not being jewish
why do americans insist on building these awfully sprawled out cities that just encourage car usage
why do american women all vocal fry
what's a "forty"
what is cussing

help me out here lads

>not even made your own sauce
hope you choke on it

most racist girls i meet are racist against pakis and blacks but they also hate nazis

im drunk lads

going to go bake a cake :3c
for easter :3c

post willy

poo

why are all yanks called meghan and cody

cannae work out what face :3c is

ascended brain

>why do americans put loads of emphasis on the E in herbs
they don't they just say 'urbz

women are legitimately blue-pilled. seriously the only people you see protesting against brexit and in favour of rapefugees are screeching legbeards