So every time I go someplace where people haven't seen me for a while, I always get told the same thing, that nothing about me changes, I always look exactly the same as I used to. But I recently came back to my hometown after a decade and the passage of time hit me like a ton of bricks. I go visit my old hangouts and everything is just so different. And seeing the few people I still recognize, or that recognize me and are willing to talk to me, they all look and sond so goddamn old now. I'm not sure how to cope with this
Maybe i'm immortal
Zachary Hall
Zachary Wilson
You know what you must do...
David King
determine the properties every atom in the universe and then write a program calculate things backward and then watch your past life and get a nostalgia trip
Jacob James
your lifes stagnating and youre going to die without having done anything of note since your early days
Dylan Hall
The house I lived in last year with my Dad got burned down by a bushfire!
I CAN NEVER GO HOME!
I used all caps for dramatic effect, did you notice?!
Xavier Lewis
>German
>is boring and autistic
Checks out
William Baker
You’re Belgian Mokou
Charles Brown
you're not going to be immortal after I find you and kill your ass
Leo Bailey
owned
Isaiah Young
lucky you
Alexander Morales
No we didn't own it, it was a Ranger house owned by the government!
Grayson Brown
Yes, it would have been awful if I had lost my things!
Henry Allen
please burg
Jason Reed
go to the EU headquarters and start throwing poo
Anthony Collins
manchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
Aiden Robinson
u're poo
manchineel trees are very interesting but I don't think they lend anything useful to the topic at hand
Liam Carter
I am unironically scared every summer that a bushfire will come and I'll choke to death or something. I'll feel much safer once I move closer to the city.
Levi Russell
I get paranoid when the air feels dry and the temperature hits 42c
My suburb is surrounded by foresty areas as well which doesn't really ease my worrying
Jason Wright
Eternal babyface here
Welcome to the club. I can't even grow a beard to make me look older. I'm 23 and still get asked for ID
Levi Roberts
lel im 25 and I look 18ish. Still regularly get asked for my ID, they often smile to themselves when they realize how old I am. I'm not complaining tho it keeps me cute
Michael Harris
Okay but not looking older is not exactly my problem here, I quite like being mistaken for a 20-ish year old. Don't worry you'll start enjoying it in a year or five
David Price
Yeah idk why people complain about it it's pretty great.
Mason Rivera
Didn't it used to annoy you when you were younger? I sure was
Elijah Torres
A little. Cause I felt girls my age weren't interested cause I was too young/immature looking. Then I started having sex with men and I felt gifted. True story.
Noah Perry
That's gay but good for you
Gavin Campbell
>things
I hope you meant to say swag
Dylan Nguyen
make more minecraft videos
Luke Wright
>Gender not sure yet
Leo Rivera
Uhhhh ok I missed my deadline by one day so I should finish editing
Jace Miller
laziness is gonna make you lose subscriber
Logan Cooper
im 19 and people seem to think i am 16 or something like that, its nice. i used to get ID'd but not anymore since the guys at the bottle store recognize me
also nice smug id
Xavier Ramirez
also when i was in the line at the bottle store one time the guy behind me shouted outside to his friend that i look like a child. i thought that was funny
Christian Smith
Nooooooooo
Michael Reyes
unsubscribed
Tyler Edwards
from both my accounts
Jayden Ramirez
Bro are you serious right now????
Jayden Perez
No it was merely a jest haha
I could never go without your quality content
Be trolled
Nathaniel Cooper
Oof I got trolled
Jack Parker
Bigtime
Don't worry eventually you learn to be a epic leet troll 4channertard like me
Daniel Jones
Woh I wish I was epic oldfah like yourself
Jose Ward
You may get close but sadly you will never reach my oldfag level because apparently I'm immortal
Luis Morgan
Until I kill you and drinky your hyper realistic blooood
Jeremiah Thomas
God I wish