why the fuck wasn't i born in france?
every day is suffering
>i will never grow up among the vineyards in my parents estate just outside the city
>i will never join the compagnons du tour de france
>i will never be french
FUCK
Why the fuck wasn't i born in france?
Lucas Perry
Jayden Rogers
>You'll never grow up in the South western French countryside
>You'll never explore centuries old castles, before getting home to eat warm and hearty home made meal
>You'll never help a friends family to pick up grape, sleep at their mansion, and play hide and seek with your family at night
>You'll never think back fondly as you take the car back to the city
I'm sorry about you user, it was an awesome childhood
Jack Ross
France will come to you then.
Joseph Ramirez
>be never born as somalian muslim
>never will join ISIS
>never will be french
Nolan Jenkins
Nice, sounds just like my childhood, tho i didn't grow up in a city thankfully.
Joshua Carter
Jaxson White
It's never too late user.
t. had a trip around the local countryside for about a week
Really comfy. Rent a bike, drive from village to village. Sleep in b&b or people renting a room. Eat local delicacies sold by some French countryside girl with a thick accent. Take some time to enjoy the quiet passing of time
Ryan Moore
Frankly I don't mind, but I'm out of the city often so the claustrophobia doesn't really affect me.
Cities are nice, they're just a bit rough. You need to get used to the dynamic and frantic energy
Elijah Johnson
>that soyboy childhoold
Ryan Allen
that sounds gay as fuck
Jackson Allen
>tfw born in france but a poor loser who never really left his region
Adrian Thomas
here come the spics to tell you all about the wonders of shooting eachother
Andrew Ramirez
How a eurocuck can be poor? You probably are lazy af
Charles Brooks
Kek
But it really sound like a soyboy childhood. Explore castles? Pick up grapes? Kek.
Julian Gray
Brandon Jones
I'm sorry about your bitterness due to a terrible life, really.
I only wish that the rest of your life down there is better and turns your cynicism into happiness
Gabriel Davis
>vineyard
i've never associated France with vineyard as in my region and the surrounding ones we don't produce any wine.
I always feel like i'm in a foreign country when i see vineyards..
Gabriel Stewart
What is your region?
Ayden Williams
When I was a kid, I played football on street, i explored forests, swam on rivers, fishing, fly a kite, maked a lot of sex with girls of my age and much more. On the end of day, I back top home to eat a delicious food that my mommy made and play my MegaDrive until the sleep time
My childhood certainly was much better than that soyboy activities.
Liam Reed
Is that all? glad you're so proud of having had a perfectly regular childhood
Isaac Cox
>and much more
Julian Ramirez
... stuff every kids do then ?
Chase Young
Robbed banks? Tamed brazilian wildlife? Hope you omitted the exciting part
Charles Jenkins
You dont, soyboy!
Colton Robinson
Escaping shootings?
Carter Diaz
Man, I'm very sorry about you if you thought they were worth mentioning.
Do you feel pride for taking a shower every morning ?
Tyler Garcia
So... You think pick grapes is worth to mentioning? No, man, i'm very sry for you.
But Im sure you feel pride for be the best grape colector of your city!
Lucas Reed
are you that ouiboo who's parent is disappointed at you learning language?
Jack Howard
BASED
Angel Robinson
Well it was relevant to the thread. I didn't barge in full of inferiority complex about my average childhood. Swim in a river ? Fishing ? Explored forest ?
Did you also biked to school and ate chips like the oh so adventurous child that you were ?
I bet that in your great childhood you also went to the beach !!! Such a peculiar life that you led user. I wish I was half the man that you are
Gabriel Rivera
man i love blood
pick some grapes grape boy lmao
Lucas Sanders
Australia was a mistake
Logan Fisher
There was a much greater chance that you would have been born in India or some other fucking shithole, be happy with what you got cunt