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karen?

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hate being skinny
hate not thinking you're good enough
hate pissing my money up the wall
hate being depressed

simple as

wow day is almost over already mental how fast it goes even though you're doing nothing

>1 (ONE) second apart
ITS NOT FAIR REEEEE

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Going to pretend like I have a girlfriend

nobody asked for your blogpost fag

no he was an unlikable sperg with NPD

good

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You are my friends and if you need someone to hang out with irl, I'm always just a post away

who are you? the /brit/ police?

What? you are? Oh okay sorry sir, won't happen again sir

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Business idea:

Blogpost board. /blog/

imagine being shot one second before an armistice is announced

Soon it'll be Monday night and you will realise you wasted the whole Easter break

No you haven’t. Where in the New Testament does it say to fast on Good Friday?

The Trial (1962)
Alien (1979)
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
Mad Max Fury Road (2015)
Singing In The Rain (1998)

>You've lived a Mister Rogers-like existence and treated all of your fellow humans extremely well, committed no sins, and dedicated your life to God, but I'm sorry, you ate meat on a Friday, off to Hell with you!
baffling

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anime

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easter break is until may for me

family's coming over and will be cooking dindins

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Done a shit

the yankish classic

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Come to Wakey lad, I promise I won't vaporise your jaw.

cheer up me ol chum
at least you're not ukrainian!!

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i get 8 weeks of holiday at uni hehe

Honestly wish I was dead

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Proper response lad. Smarten up, or you and all your friends are going in the slammer.

Africa Addio (1966)

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mastermind finals on now lads bbc2 get in there fucking get the fuck in there

cute anime girls

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>neo-paganism
hahaha

Meet me outside Nuneaton station if you want your chin tested

Don't really like old films, seen Scott Pilgrim and Mad Max

did anyone else think The Slammer on CBBC was real for ages

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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gf lives with me and only lets me have sex with her twice a week. we've been dating less than 2 months and we're 22 and 20

Come and sit on daddy's lap...

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can't foresee living the next 10 years of my life if my depression is this bad at 19

The resurrection of Christ?

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This is STILL autism

Come up to Bolton train station platform 4 right now and I'll make sure you get good use of your NHS tax pounds

Alright, then how about:
Hacksaw Ridge
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Big Short

Rejected designs of America's first "seal"

Benjamin Franklin's idea:
>Moses extending his Hand over the Sea, thereby causing the same to overwhelm Pharaoh who is sitting in an open Chariot, a Crown on his Head and a Sword in his Hand. Rays from a Pillar of Fire in the Clouds reaching to Moses, to express that he acts by Command of the Deity.

>The shield has six Quarters... Three British: Rose for England, Thistle for Scotland, Harp for Ireland.Three European: Fleur-de-lis for France, Belgic Lion for Holland, Imperial Eagle for Germany
>The Eye of Providence in a radiant Triangle

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Lads?

My options
a) get blitzed on my own, get a takeaway, pop a benzo and sleep
b) go meet some vague acquaintances/'friends', hoof some speed, smoke a lot of cigarettes and listen to techno

People actually live in places like Crewe, Kidderminster, Hartlepool, Northampton, Exeter, Coventry

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>Don't really like old films

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this first guy on mastermind is a bit too chad for me hope he loses desu

>1998
>old film

wow, you're really upset aren't you?

it gets better
dont fret

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Black Dynamite
youtube.com/watch?v=96Y24a0cyCE

Mum (who normally misses her homeland and won't stop going on about it) just told me that she's glad she didn't raise me in America because I would have grown up to be a school shooter, instead of just a Billy Nomates degenerate.

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what's the problem? they're shite.

Fuck off. You are worse than any Dave.

exeter is nice

la défense is nice and all, but the construction of skyscrapers in north america was dictated by market demands, so they were placed in the very heart of our cities, where land value was highest. montreal and quebec city saved almost the entirety of their old cities, and most of the city's development occurred under the english, so any parts of montreal and quebec city that arent in the old city just look like new england

I find it horribly depressing. Cannot imagine living in some parochial town unless I was 40+ with a wife and kids - would blow my brains out at the boredom/banality of it all

why does Jesus give a fuck if I eat meat or not on a specific friday once a year?

really doubt he does

gimmick-wise, /brit/ has been dire in 2018
only good one so far is replying to all of alan's posts asking for curry

1998 was 20 years ago. It's pretty fucking old.

>John Adams: The young Hercules must choose to travel either on the flowery path of self-indulgence or ascend the rugged, uphill way of duty to others and honor to himself.

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chuckled at this post

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just your 'mones being that of a teenager. don't worry, with time you will grow to feel nothing at all

Allow that

Hartlepool more like HartlePOO

>considers himself a "good guy", the antithesis of the boorish "Deano"
>refers to women by a number that indicates their sexual attractiveness on a scale of 1-10

ah yes, the virgin mentality. I can't imagine why you're single!

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hey
you
your Code Girl album is interesting but ultimately unsatisfying

I'm feeling a neutral 5 on this record

TRANS
SITION
did you give this album a listen?
did you like it did you hate it what would you rate it?
youre the best youre the best etc

ABSOLUTE
SEETHING
PAKI

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asmr choice for today.

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i hope you're right
i'm a fucking mess

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Look everyone it's Nomates Bates

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I used to think the same especially at 14-15 but here I am at 32 and if anything I feel more depressed than back then

it's dem fking Christians causing wars in Europe

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Seething

Are you implying he'd stand a better chance if he didn't rate girls out of 10 and was a genuine 'nice guy'? If so, you're wrong.

you arrive in texas

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you arrive in coventry

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dire
ban cars

asked my sister about coventry
she says its dreadful

o_o
*blink*
O_O
How do I arrive at two places at once?

would have bullied him too desu
looks like a tree elf aha

you arrive in halifax

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clearly 11 seconds apart you melt

immediately stop being horny when I piss
don't know why

Just made a refreshing tropical smoothie

2 bananas
third of a pineapple
half a mango
juice from half a lime
cup of coconut milk

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why don't they just build more car parks

Anybody else think that it should be illegal to be successful

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