I ate a slice of salami

I ate a slice of salami

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How was it

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sinful

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You don't eat it with your asshole

lol・_・川

There is one God and Muhammad is his profit.

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Why were his hands cold? Poor blood circulation?

Lol hes sad

RIP

>profit

>profit
either phoneposter or >american education

>Having phones which autocorrect to prophet instead of profit
My phone is literally whiter than you Mohammed

Why are there so many C*tholics on Jow Forums?

>Being part of a cultureless edgy rebellious teenager offshoot

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I'm Ahmed though

I ate a second slice

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hi :)

hello

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Thank God, I only had a pb&j and chocolate. I was about to eat a hotdog, too, but you stopped me.

wypipo be like 'this salami 2spicy' lmaooo

I'm on my 4th cup of green tea lads. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

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actual faggot its not hard just dont eat fucking meat it's one day in the year you faggots arent even really kept from meat you can still eat fish and probably chicken by the end of the century

just cook a bowl of rice and beans. Not that hard m8