Why do americans microwave their money?

Why do americans microwave their money?

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Is this popular in USA?

yes it helps smooth the bills out so you can use them in the vending machine to buy candy and refreshments

>be non-American
>microwave your plastic money
>it melts

Delete this

>be American
>money is not even waterproof and cannot resist extreme temperatures or acid
Must be sad

>be American
>water gets a little wet
>microwave it to dry it

to eat them ofc
you wouldn't eat unheated money, would you

>you can microwave water that is a little wet
Whoa...

>no microwave
>use the toaster to dry my bills
>they burn

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