Why do americans microwave their money?

Why do americans microwave their money?

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Is this popular in USA?

yes it helps smooth the bills out so you can use them in the vending machine to buy candy and refreshments

>be non-American
>microwave your plastic money
>it melts

Delete this

>be American
>money is not even waterproof and cannot resist extreme temperatures or acid
Must be sad

>be American
>water gets a little wet
>microwave it to dry it

to eat them ofc
you wouldn't eat unheated money, would you

>you can microwave water that is a little wet
Whoa...

>no microwave
>use the toaster to dry my bills
>they burn

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>he doesn't microwave his water to dry it before drinking
Enjoy spilling your water and getting wet, fag

they try alchemy

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Just put them in a kettle.

he meant that the money gets a little wet then dries it

the aussie you replied to was being sarcastic, but the original poster meant to say 'money' not 'water'

100% German heritage

Ummmm

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its used in brazil too, it kills bacteria and cocaine traces.

Why do Brazilians launder their money

It probably passed through the ass crack of some stripper with AIDS.

Microwave spoons and forks to kill bacteria

money laundry on the go

Are you sure?