/brit/

need a russian girl with a big arse to gyrate her hypes over my penis until i do a sex wee

Fashion in 15th-century Europe was characterized by a series of extremes and extravagances. Hats, hoods, and other headdresses assumed increasing importance.

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interesting
like making a ridiculous demand of an enemy before declaring war on them when they can't comply in a gsg

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The American female belongs to the English male.

>Shearer
>bunch of irrelevant goals when the EPLel was a mickey mouse, foreignerless league, not even top 5 in the world
>technique of a rhino, elbows of a gorilla
>
>a couple of goals at the Euros are all he has done of note internationally

>Pooney
>playing for the most dominant team in the league
>entire Manure career playing second fiddle to better players (RvN, Donaldo, RvP, Scholes, Giggs)
>broke 20 goals a season once or twice
>for England, he only scored against the likes of Andorra, Moldova and Lichteinstein
>1 world cup goal in 3 world cups

>don't get me started on >Owen

>based Lineker
>broke 20 goals/season no less than EIGHT times
>broke 30 goals/season twice, and almost reached 40 in one of them
>playing for shit teams like Leicester and Neverton
>then moved to a better league and proceeded to be amazing in it, still today the best british player in La Liga history, Gayreth Bale can eat shit
>scored against Brazil, Argentina, West Germany, France, Netherlands, Laudrup Denmark, you name it, he scored past them
>10 (TEN) world cup goals in only two world cups

lmao, middlesbrough

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just grow a sack and talk to her about it instead of being such a reactionary little baby

The purely destructive aspect of incest lies in its objectively observable detrimental effects on the gene pool of the offspring. These obviously do not apply in the case of homosexual incest. There are many examples of successful and amenable incestual relationships throughout history and many societies which practise ritualised or even institutionalised incest.

heeeeeee
hehe heee heee heeee

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what are you upto on this friday night?

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shearer was too good for england

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just scraped some old coke out of my tooter and made a pathetic line out of it

is wearing no socks trendy nowadays or something

grim

yes

The British male cries out for the American female but cannot express it in words.

What's wrong with this pizza?

the new Superorganism album by Superorganism is great by the way lads

really terrific
highlights:
Something For Your M.I.N.D.
Everybody Wants To Be Famous

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chunder worthy

At least they're getting demolished, I wish we'd get rid of all those industrial terraces desu they're ugly especially the ones without a porch

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secret sox, lad.

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its a parmo, not a pizza

just finished watching top of the pops
madonna absolutely dominated the charts

jimothy lacoste is /brit/ gimmick worthy but no one will listen to his choons when i post them
youtube.com/watch?v=-zUSszxHd3E
youtube.com/watch?v=MFoJ7eiHYd0
he's hilarious but it's quite catchy

the brit meow because he know in my bag the yank female

how do you even compliment a girl without making it cringy

Is that like the pizza version of cerebral palsy or what?

still seething

smoggies aren't fucking human

not our society though. By the standards of the masses, incest would be wrong, and to practice it would make you a social pariah. It is therefore unwise to do so

sounds gay

Christ, life in northern England really isn't that grim, is it?

the struggle

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Britain CRIES out for socialism with chinese characteristics

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so dave is from middlesborough

lineker was a tap in merchant that shat on the pitch
the power rankings are
kane>shearer>lineker>rooney

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runt fodder

middlesbrough and its inhabitants need flattening all together, you fucking nonce bastards.

dave

who the FUCK doesn't enjoy a chicken parmy at the pub now and then with the lads

what is wrong with you pariahs

May have already posted this one

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>socialism with british characteristics

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it is in middlesbrough. fucking horrid place and the only town in the land where the nonces are more white than paki

Unwise? Certainly, insofar it is generally advisable to maintain one's good standing among one's peers and social equals. But objectively immoral? I cannot agree.

Just got prescribed muscle relaxers for chronic cringe

masturbate prone for a bigger orgasm

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>being clinical from 15 yards is bad
yikes
also kane is carried by son and eriksen and does fuck all for england

passed through middlesbrough once and honestly thought i'd made a wrong turn into soviet grozny

poortheners bring the whole country down

it's breaded chicken with bechamel sauce and cheese on top

Business Idea: Move to Ireland, and sell Irish heritage certificates to gullible Amerimutt tourists

>hi stacy i know you're never in the mood but will you please fuck me more?? please??
nah. just gonna make a tinder and hope one of my matches stalks me, finds her and messages her that i'm trying to cheat on her

honestly wish I was born in Liverpool

its the only naturally cultured city in the UK

being pale is like being a manlet

gruesome

you've gotta be in the position to score it
>does fuck all for england
amazingturnandfinishagainstgermany.webm

the north east of england is such a shithole that it makes manchester, liverpool, leeds and rotherham look like heaven

feeling shit and gay tonight

not reading the first novel since you can't even provide a summary but the 2nd link doesn't provide evidence of anything. it simply gives an generalized outline of a bit of the history and then claims it's became "less taboo" over time even though the extent of that is debatable

academic.oup.com/beheco/article/18/5/880/200174
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0169534796100288

inherent biological avoidance in non human species has been observed plenty. it's very much a biological function i'm assuming you're the destiny saffer and are just parroting what you saw him talk about on his stream because i know he loves this subject

>after moving in to your house, your new neighbor (pic related) invites you to his barbecue
what do?

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did the man kick the ball lads?

southerners destroyed this country

>/brit/ discussing food
>vs.
>/brit/ discussing homosexual incest

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I'm 5'9 haahhahahahhaahhahahahaha haahhahahahhaahha haahhahahahhaahhahahahaha

>the only town in the land where the nonces are more white than paki

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why do brits call muslims pakistani?

FOY

the northeast of england is the best region in the entire world

*is unbeatable*

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southern soyboys absolutely raging about 'boro lmao

true for the most part but as a southerner, i'd rather live in newcastle than any of the north west cities or towns

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brown hands

no, you ask her why she isn't in the mood and why it seems to have changed so suddenly. you're a passive aggressive little pussy who couldn't confront a problem head on to save your life. utterly embarrassing

nigger hands

*spends 500 million more than anyone else*
wow how are they winning???

filth

Personally I view all sexual relations that aren't actively done by non-related partners in the loving hopes of conceiving a child to raise, as immoral
So homosexual sex would be just as immoral as incestuous sex

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you're the only weird cunt going on about it though
weirdo

>5'9
Hear there's some next-gen hormone blockers in the pipeline, cheer up lad

you're in a thread for british culture you muppet

liverpool is the only decent city on that list the rest are as bad if not far worse than the north east