You wake up in São Paulo, Brazil

You wake up in São Paulo, Brazil.

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*get mugged*

Jesus that looks like hell

I get stabbed, shot, and my body gets put in a soup.

Eat coixinha then buy bus ticket back to my shithole.

Yes, so?

Huh, nothing changed

use jumento to go back to paraíba

looks like simcity 3000

Hmmm, monkey soup delicious

Yours isn’t any better

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Get a big bunda gf and rob enough money from these gringos to get a bus ride back home

mutt soup uma delicia

I work hard to go back to terrinha.

hmmm

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tfw I already live in this shithole

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Is it easy to get lost there?

You wake up in St. John's, Newfoundland.

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At least the city is tiny

hang myself

I kill myself or try to find my way to the US Consulate in sao paulo

why tho

why not, its dreary all year round

I go Hunting for as Many Cute Trannies to Smash My Backdoors in as possible.

>wake up in Brazil
Sincerely, your best option is to leave.

You fucking gr*Ngos. São Paulo is better than 90% of your shithole gr*Ngo cities. Come to São Paulo, I'm gonna fight you unarmed

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i wake up here every day. Its in fact better than waking up in rio at 3:00 am under heavy fire.

>As the richest Brazilian state and a major industrial complex, often dubbed the "locomotive of Brazil", the state is responsible for 33.9% of the Brazilian GDP. São Paulo also has the second highest Human Development Index (HDI) and GDP per capita, the fourth lowest infant mortality rate and the third lowest rate of illiteracy among the federative units of Brazil. São Paulo alone is richer than Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia combined. If São Paulo were an independent country, its nominal GDP would be ranked among the top 20 in the world (2010 estimate). The economy of São Paulo State is the most developed in Brazil.
Meh. Could be worse. Better than being a favela monkey in Rio.

go favela, get guns and drugs

kimochi warui

Then i realize i am in the wrong city, go to Rio De Janeiro and join my friends at Commando Vermelho having a lot of fun with them partying most of the time.

>Comando vermelho
Such shit taste

fucking agreed

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please give me your name and adress and tell that to my friends who will vist you.

please give me your name and adress and tell that to my friends who will vist you.

Literally the same but with the hue languague

Praça dos Três Poderes - Brasília, DF, 70150-900
I'll be waiting

sopa de gringo, uma delícia

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There are two possible scenarios now. You are either totally unaware of what kind of people they are you will have to deal with or you are really tired on living and are too puussy to commit suicide and want others to kill you off.

I'm. Waiting.

Man, honestly i don't wanna do this to you. These guys can be really cruel.

Cute. Still waiting

OK, then give me your real adress and not a meme adress of your government.

fuck the world is small
i know the adress and probably know the fucker that lives there
please, kill him in the most cruel and grotesque way you can imagine, krats

Heueheuebejeheheh chupa minha rola alemão viado

Hey, we can adress that on Jow Forums but not on Jow Forums hahaha

Well you better give me your real name and adress and start sucking your own cock instead of offering it to others you bitch.

You wake up in Porto

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Name's Cuca Beludo
The adress is Rio, Rua em que sua mãe paga chupeta 50135-700

hahahaha

[complaining that the government steals my money]

please

really comfy place, i love portugal :)