mentally handicapped dumb cat edition
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WOTCHIT WOOWIE
london after the Russians are done raping every single women there
some of the people who post here are so stupid
>tfw no qt gf
why even go on
me in the middle
vomiting
hate myself and hate my life
ah, i see you're a man of culture.
Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
anime
why haven't women thrown themselves onto me? this is so unfair that i haven't had sex yet! i'm entitled to sex!
>Some
why is dave so mad at everyone lads
posting again so everyone can see the new well peng london cabbies
are you living with your parents?
shes depressed at the moment can see it on her face very plainly
What is a davepost?
wish dave would calm down
no his ears are always like that
hey
if i lived in some rancid west yorkshire shithole i'd be full of repressed rage too
>leftypol can't decide whether to call him a misogynist or her a racist
looooooool
yes, there are a few intelligent posters here
/tv/ is turbo Jow Forums though they constantly complain about niggers, SJWs, liberals, jews, ect.
black cab drivers are cunts
would rather catch an uber even with their shit
BASED ROBERT GRAVES YANK POSTER
she has one picture of herself topless. someone must have it. i've searched all 8 pages of image searches.
yes
I want to join some kind of secretive brotherhood, lads
should I join:
>The Masons
>A far-right organisation
>A religious cult
>A gentleman's club
based
every single person who has ever used twitter should be executed
probably all the bullying from the jappies
Sad!
Greater London still here after 1am
/brit/
got called dave by the london paki then saw him call someone else dave later in the thread
she knows her time is up. send her a marriage proposal, you've nothing to lose and nor does she.
It's that London paki that is mad. This one
It looks happy desu
I am Dave! Yognaut and I have the balls
probably sad about jesus dying for her sins, yet she keep sinning
STATE OF THIS LADS
getting the daily dose of the yogscast
t. dave
He's started going mad at the Yanks now. Really weird cunt.
Lmao can you cry even harder with your bitch tears after losing that argument on Jow Forums you fucking useless cunt?
the utter state of you
does he think everyone in /brit/ is the same person called dave?
need to talk to dave soon or else
no it isnt.
they still exist?
Depressing seeing schools, particularly in London, and them being literally 80% black.
Couldn't imagine going to a school filled with non-whites
yogscast can only be appreciated by kids under 14 and adults over 20
Would pump this jap full of hapas
hello david
>dave is samefagging his posts again
imagine just imagine for a second unironically WILLINGLY living in "London"
state of some individuals lads
need to get it sorted asap
some schools where I live in the paki ghettos are close to 100% pakis and white people won't send their kids there cause they will get bullied for being white
bullshit
very true and theyre fucking extortionate
was stuck in traffic once and paid like 18 quid for what should have been a 10 or 15 min drive honestly felt like jumping out and legging it
are you tower hamlets lad?
considering driving to mcdonalds for chicken nuggets
if you're non-white it's a paradise, it's just like their third world homes
most of the people talking up london in /brit/ are 100% non-white
remember being 14 years old and wanting to destroy all of cheryl coles holes
good times
>WOAAH FUCKIN HELL MATE WE'VE GOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING MUSLAMICS, THEY'RE FOOKIN OUT OF CONTROL MATE THEY'RE RAPIN LITTLE KIDS
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY DID U SAY THAT BLACKS ARE FUCKIN' ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MAJORITY OF KNIFE AND GANG CRIME IN LONDON AND BEYOND? YOU'RE A FUCKIN RACIST MATE, YOU'RE FUCKIN SCUM FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK FUCKING HELL NAH MATE AFRICANS BRINGING IN BUSH MEAT AND SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING LIE MATE. MATE YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RACIST I FUCKIN' HATE CUNTS LIKE YOU GET LOST YOU FUCKING PRICK GO FUCKING GO DO ONE YOU'RE A FUCKING MESS MATE LIKE JUST FUCK OFF BRUV OK
>MATE THEY CAN STAY HERE AND WE NEED MORE BLACKS ANYWAY THEY'VE INTEGRATED WELL MATE NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM ME FUCKING SISTER MARRIED A BLACK BLOKE HE'S A FUCKING LEGEND YOU CUNT
>WHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GET IN THERE NGUBU MY SISTERS SON! GO ON LAD!!
>ALSO JEWS ARE THE REAL VICTIMS, MY SON. STAMP THAT ANTI-SEMITISM OUT MATE. THEY'VE SUFFERED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH HAS EVER. AND DON'T FORGET LONDON IS SHIT BECAUSE SADIQ KHAN AND DAVID LAMMY NOT BECAUSE OF THE TORY GOVERNMENTS IMMIGRATION POLICY
perfectly natural, you bigots.
LONDON MENTIONED
Do it lad, mcdonalds nuggets are top notch
ah yes
just like my Zambian village hometown
lovely
most ftms don't get that procedure done
get me a mcflurry
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I think he's convinced himself that there's only one person that uses the word 'paki' on here.
his name is robert paulson
his name is robert paulson
his name is robert paulson
it's not bullshit I live in a northern industrial town and the area where I was born was close to 100% white in the early 90s but is now majority pakis and they have taken over my old school and I know people who send their kids to further away schools because they have heard about the bullying and violence towards white students
>when I see priests in lindisfarne
tommy robinson is a known nigger lover
reckon he would marry his daughters off to them
friday night motherfuckers
shagged 7 birds between 14-17
shagged 3 birds between 17-22
peaked too early
what am i looking at
aren't there nice parts there, that are like 99% white, safe and clean such as golders green?
I literally suck a woman's nipples every week at church. It's the most ridiculous thing and really forces you to think how crazy this world is.
what town? what schools? bet you won't say, fucking liar
>nigger lover
the future, you problematic racist.
>want to go to bed
>have to brush my teeth first
what a pain in the fucking arse
thoughts?
if he is why did twitter ban him?
mentally ill freaks. shan't be indulging them in their fantasies