1. Country

1. Macakistan
2. Gloriosa Argentina

no one

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Canada or Romania

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>None

1 Flag
2 Uhhhh Mexico maybe? Panama too

1. Flag.
2. Either Spain or the USA.

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pakistan

we dont have an army anyway

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none

Spen.
Best Frens Since 1588.

b-but we are friends,aren't we...

1. Russia
2. Finland

no

Vassals don't count

1. Spain
2. Every country that is Catholic and have fought against the Pr*testantshits

>we have none

w-what the fuck, america?

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1. South Brazil
2. Uruguay

Feels good to have a white nation near us.

I would say the Anglo countries are generally our ally on Jow Forums. Usually it's the European countries and South American countries that act anti American. Anglos might give a bant or two, but they never try to do a pathetic pile-on

Disagreed. Brits are insufferable when they get started.

>Usually it's the European countries and South American countries that act anti American. Anglos might give a bant or two, but they never try to do a pathetic pile-on

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Yeah, but they are insufferable to every country when they get started. In general, the brits would rather tell their cucked neighbors to fuck off than USA. Rightfully so, most European shithole are fucking smug, even though they are trash in terms of innovation and diplomacy

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cunt: aus
ally (and i'd say it goes both ways): nz
agreed, anglo solidarity all the way

WTF Brazil, I thought we were friends...

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I can't help but feel patriotism when i see a bald eagle. double points when there is some american flag backdrop.

same when I see a cock haha

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cocks are pretty majestic too.

good choice

I have a whole folder of them. Truly one of the greatest symbols of freedom ever created

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>allies
UK, Canada, Poland, Brazil, Russia
>enemies
Germany, Netherlands, Australia, Mexico, every MENA flag plus Turkey, almost every South American flag besides a handful of latino Jow Forumstards whose existence perplexes me

Ly2 Bro

Britain is greatest ally :)

France
Without joking it is certainly the USA.

Tue-toi

1. America
2. Brazil or Russia. They're the only ones for whom the norm is to NOT bully us.

1. flag
2. USA
Thanks for the powerful and quick assistance at the time of the earthquake.

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Mr. Goldstein would like to have a word with you right now

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What about your Semitic brothers?

how did you type so quickly and accurately?

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Austria or the Netherlands

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1. Finland
2. Italy

I have no idea why.

They're not my brothers.

Trouble with them is that they're so belligerent, always starting shit for no reason.

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what about Italy or the UK

hehe

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Eh, I'm irrelevant to both most probably.

1) Russia
2) Netherlands

How is your brotherhood with Serbia? Is it mutual or are Serbians just we wuzzing?