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lads

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>shut the fuck up you spastic faggot cocksucking maggot shitstain nigger

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Is 20 dodgy if I'm 28?

Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis

mongy

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corr

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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Fucking Brexiteers you have a LOT to answer for.

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i'd be so in with the girl at work if i was older grrrr fucks sake

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Hands up if you've been called Dave

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Australian English, a dialect which initially emerged as a mixture of eighteenth century Cockney English and Irish English, and was subsequently influenced to some degree by Received Pronunciation in the nineteenth century.[14]

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dave

dave

I made the original dave copypastas, but a few lads have taken it upon themselves to repost them regularly. hats off to them.

Yes, it was slightly autistic but surprisingly easy due to Dave's rigid posting style and easily identified patterns in the posts he makes. I'd probably put it down to genuine autism or just a low IQ.

I spent about an hour on a sunday morning putting them together, and honestly it was worth it, as I've been able to sit back and watch dave's rage from afar as he squirms, screaming "london paki" in desperation has he tries and fails to retaliate against me. Rent free.

small section of operation Götterdämmerung against the a*glo hivemind.

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*STONE COLD STUNNER*

>Cockney English and Irish English

incredibly grim

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calle hidalgo

hello dave

I WANNA SEE ERRYBODY IN THE /BRIT/ WITH YO HANDS IN THE AIR

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another friday night alone with my vile smelling farts la xx

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she'd be such a cute little package if she just shed some of that weight.

he just posted this in the leftypol thread

>people are reposting my pasta. honest

HOWLING

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this just happened
hmm

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*dabs*

>we'll prove leftypol are invading /bri/t by inviting them here
brilliant logic from are dave

dave

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like shooting fish in a barrel.

The London paki is truly mad

The ‘scran

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>1440x810
fuck off

dumpy sow

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getting VERY drunk tonight lads hehe

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unironically based

no way

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So this is you?
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absolute unit

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looks nice, is your friend enjoying it too?

Socialism doesn't work.

does london paki ever sleep, lads?

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normie impact text memes are some of the most dire humorless things i've ever seen

>he thinks that's a meal for two
lad....

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>some of the most dire humorless things i've ever seen
Have you seen Aussie """""banter""""""

are those the buttermilk tenders? tried them once and they were completely dry was VERY irate.

nothing gets past you does it sleuth

would LOVE a big mac rn

remember "cokelad" and how he thought he was a debate god
hilarious stuff

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me every night

all work and no dave makes skitzo a dull boy

Just done an eggy fart.

Sounded like "Dave" when it came out

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remember dave?

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anyone remember the rasheed meme

any /pissouthebedroomwindow/ man in
always do it when i'm drunk and the conservatory is below my window
there's literally piss stains ont he conservatory roof lmao

Goin down the servo to get some darts for me smoko this arvo

instinctively despise anything american

>y*nkees

dave

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night lads

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could play off 21 if the pain in my eyes didn't give me away

paki

same mate
>he says whilst posting in the british culture thread

dave loves yanks dunno where you got this part from

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dave hates yanks

no he doesn't

Dave is a Yank.

dave isn't one person
apparently dave lovse yanks but also loves to sperg out against them
dave is also apparently behind both leftypol and rorke autism
just stop this nonsense
we are all dave

Is Sargon of Akkad Britain's biggest internet celebrity? Absolutely BASED.

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*sedeces from the union*

does too

Dave hates Yanks according to this autistic cunt

the final yankpill is realising that yanks with passports are alri lads and those yanks that haven't left the country are subhuman

I felt not a little stinge inside my willy’s hole

There’s a hair growing just inside the rim of it

Hurts when I try to pluck it out