Ask me WHATEVER about Argentina

When are you gonna stop bitching about the Falklands?

Mmmmh... Argentina it's complicated... it all depends what province you take as reference.

The north is a bolivia tier shithole.
The litoral (center) is ok, you can work and study easly.
And the south is european tier.

We used to be better, but no... Argentina isn't that bad, at least for me.

>check'em

i don't.

nice digits
and no, the southern cone is quite developed and safer than the average latinamerican country
also they look at europeans and USA citizens like some sort of demigods in most of latin america
youtube.com/watch?v=mQAPIeoDffE

How do i get a Argentinean girlfriend ? Pic related its Paola she is a very known cheff in brazil and i find her a superhot milf.

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How do I get an Argentine wife?

Have you ever sucked cock?

I hate his fans... "Ohhh it's american and he's saying nice things about us, let suck his dick".

Move here, girls like brazilians.

Just move here... as the spaniard say up there:

>also they look at europeans and USA citizens like some sort of semigods in most of latin america

no

Not OP
We aren't first world, but we aren't the media perception of a third world country
And it varies according to the region, the south and the Buenos Aires Province are fine
What I'm trying to say is, you won't get beheaded by drug lords

How expensive is it to live in Buenos Aires?

Why argentine women love amerindian cock so much?

>Move here, girls like brazilians.

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It all on your lifestyle... my friend is venezuelan and he lives easly with $15000 (750u$d) per month (rent, services, food, social life, uni, transport)

>the south is european tier
Southern Argentina seems very mestizo to me. However, Buenos Aires (city) is quite european.

Because they're whores.

>let suck his dick
pero esas son las tías jaja
hace vlogs lindos, que se yo, tiene merito hablar español tan bien siendo de LOS

Why Argie boys are so cute?

>tiene merito hablar español tan bien siendo de LOS
esto, además está re bueno

youtube.com/watch?v=tRu4P2F1frE

Creeme que no son nada mas las minas, hasta los pibes lo fanean porque "Nooo boludo, como no te puede gustar?? fijat... nahh, re yanqui los videos de este pibe, osea, re yanqui chabon, re primer mundo".

idunno

El filandesiANO con prosi

What are the best tangos?

This used to be my grandma's favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQ68DwqbX8

And this is my favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=Gcxv7i02lXc

Comodoro Rivadavia - Southern Argentina

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Oh, i don't care about people skin color

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Give me a non-meme answer why do you guys complain about life in Argentina so much.

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>social life

Our grandparents used to tell us stories about how great was Argentina in their time... Actual Argentina is shit in comparation with that time.

Lifestyle here isn't that bad, but we ever want to be better (We like to compare ourself with Usa and Europe, even if we are not in that level)

for the same reason you guys complains about life in the usa.

>The clitoral
that sounds better

Is Mauricio Macri doing a good job?
Do you want Cristina back?

>Is Mauricio Macri doing a good job?
No
>Do you want Cristina back?
Neither

>Is Mauricio Macri doing a good job?
no. he could do it better.
>Do you want Cristina back?
no. she could have done it better.

>no piazzolla
youtube.com/watch?v=VTPec8z5vdY

OK, so it is a meme then. life in usa is good but could be bad if you are a poor fag or just love to bitch on Jow Forums. must be same in argentina

this is true, in brazil we had this saying "rico como um argentino" rich as an Argentinean the saying is not used anymore since gommies hit the place and argentina lost its light.

Yup, exactly the same... Argentina is a country were you can be or get whatever you want if you propose it... my dads used to sell eggs in the street and now they own 3 houses (well placed) and a restaurant... thing that you can't do in a shitty country.

where did it first go wrong? Uriburu?

indeed.

we have more shitty things and reason to complain than you guys. but if you live here you can easily get used to it and enjoy life as well.

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Second peron government and after was a freefall

>the first one was pretty decent.

kek didn't know that

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Si fuese a bs as y me rehusase a usar "vos", qué pensaría la gente?

are factory and other low-skill industrial jobs common there? i read somewhere argentine manufacturing industry took some heavy blows on the last decade and automobile related stuff is pretty much the only thing of that kind left for youngs men straight out of high school/ technical school

also, what role does your military perform frequently besides coming for some annual exercises?

que sos mexicano.

Que sos un turista y te cobrarían el doble, nada mas.

What do you lile most about Argentina? What do you think First Worlders would like most about it?

most brazilians also dont know its like grampa saying.

weren't their military deliberately weakened and underfunded so they couldn't become powerful again and start another junta shit.

>also, what role does your military perform frequently besides coming for some annual exercises?

Nothing productive like every force in this region.

Like 80% of argentines don't care about military, for example, I didn't even know we had submarines after this incident with ARA San Juan...

>are factory and other low-skill industrial jobs common there?

Yup, but a lot of people is getting fired because recession... thing will rebound next year (in theory)

>also, what role does your military perform frequently besides coming for some annual exercises?
i dunno

I like the siesta... i see a lot of youtubers who visits argentina, they all like the "merienda"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merienda

how are gun laws and personal freedoms
how is the southern cone in those aspects in general

the landscape

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The first government was extremely short term policies that only worked because past governments built a small fortune in reserves over a period of 50 years, and Peron spent most of it in 5.
His policies did lower inequality and created a few local industries, but that's not how it should work. An industry or a job that is created by the government goes to hell as soon as the government isn't there to support it anymore. The new industries and factories at the time were notoriously inefficient and half assed. That's why our economy gets wrecked whenever politicians try to open it up, local companies are weak and won't last a day without sucking on government protection.

>gun laws
Extremely controlled, it's hard as fuck to buy a gun here.

>personal freedoms
it's good, you can do whatever you want here (not rape and shits like that)

>gun laws
restrictive
>personal freedoms
i guess we have a lot of personals freedom, we can do whatever we want. the only problem is taxes. taxes are high as fuck.

Doesn't look like it. Maybe it is a shitty area.

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Are there any good Argentine TV shows? Probably none with subs though that would be great

Are you going to beat Brazil to win the WC in Russia?

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you will learn how this country works

every big city(buenos aires, rosario, cordoba, menodza) is surrounded by shity areas like that.

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Los Simuladores is top tier and from 2002 so there'll probably be some subs for it
El Marginal
El Puntero
Epitafios
Historia de un Clan
Un Gallo para Esculapio

Rosario is the most dangerous place in Argentina, and is also the narco capital of the country.... AND is literally ruled by the socialist party.

OP is just being delusional, it's truly a violent shithole... But still you cherrypicked a slum and that's not fair tb.h

Rosario along Cordoba and Buenos Aires were the core of Argentinian education, industries, productivity and city life.
That said, that meant people from the poorer provinces all just tried to move there and to the other cities, and created slums around them. Rosario and its province in general have seen some serious rise in crime when compared to all other provinces during the last 5 years. I think it had something to do with narcos

That place suck... i mean, we have villas/favelas/ghettos... but it's like the %5 of the city, you will not used to visit those places.

Wrong, it is the narch capital, but they only produce the drug here and move it to Buenos Aires...

>Rosario is the most dangerous place in Argentina
Fake, Congourbano is way worse.

Te comiste el cuento de TN pibe.

Is aguero better than messi?

>cherrypicked a slum and that's not fair tb.h
yeah, i don't deny that which is why i said it is probably a bad part of town. i didnt look for it though, i found the screenshot on my computer but maybe yeah i cherry picked some time ago for banter :D

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are said poorer provinces located on the north of the country with a considerable more dry and hot climate? i guess we do have a lot in common

>"En Argentina, el índice de criminalidad más alto lo tiene Rosario que en 2013 alcanzó una tasa de 21.0, casi cuatro veces mayor a la media nacional, y muy por encima de ciudades como Buenos Aires (6.5) y Córdoba (6.9)."

clarin.com/policiales/10-ciudades-mayor-indice-homicidios-pais_0_BJ_5M8qVW.html

Hahaha, good joke

but south brazil is north of argentina :D

>clarin

yup

En el 2013 era otra cosa, pero esta re tranquilo Rosario en comparacion de lo que era antes, los socialistas metieron policias hasta la concha de la lora... viví en la matanza antes de mudarme aca... si hay zonas feas donde no podes entrar, pero estan todas bien en los bordes de la ciudad

You know that the national Ministerio de Seguridad publishes its numbers literally based on morgue data? You can't shove a dead body under a rug.
The Buenos Aires Province security secretary does too, and Santa Fe as a whole is roughly on the same level as the conurbano bonaerense. Rosario in particular is much higher. This isn't a "t-the press is making numbers up and blowing it out of proportion", this is a serious matter being documented by national and international institutions. Go check the numbers if you don't believe me.

What's the point of living?

>2017
>Rosario is still in the number 1

>"Entre los datos revelados ayer por la ministra de Seguridad Patricia Bullrich se destaca el ranking de las 10 ciudades con mayor índice de homicidios dolosos del país (...)

>1° Santa Fe Capital, con 22,2 casos cada 100.000 habitantes (mantiene el primer puesto en el interanual).

Are Argentines religious?

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brainlets are, and also pro-life

estadisticascriminales.minseg.gob.ar/#

Delitos contra las personas:

Gran Rosario = 4606 Hechos cada 100.000 Habitantes. Año 2016

CABA = 6061.4 Hechos cada 100.000 Habitantes. Año 2016

Rosario is dangerous... but not that dangerous.

when will your country take Rugby as the more important sport over foot ball?

Rosario no es la capital de Santa Fe... Santa Fe Capital es otra ciudad aparte, bien al norte de la provincia, nada que ver con nosotros.

kinda like here. you couldn't buy alcohol in my state on sundays until recently, and i am not even in the deep south. can you buy booze on sundays?

Santa Fe (capital) esta 1

Rosario esta 4

>"Rosario (Santa Fe), con 14,4 homicidios (salió del 2° lugar para ubicarse en el 4°)."

comfy thread but i am off to bed

You can do it whenever you want.

1 puntito arriba de Zarate, te digo, Rosario mejoro muchisimo en materia de seguridad.

Yeah boi, although only from 9AM to 8PM (or 10PM), you can still get "illegal" delivery drivers to send some to your house
The only time you can't buy booze is the day before election day and the day itself

>can you buy booze on sundays?

Yes lmao in what islamic state you can't?

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are you sure you're browsing the data correctly?

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Busque hechos delictivos en general... de todas formas, muestra que en caba hubieron mas que en Rosario, y que en caba se mantuvieron, mientras que en rosario fueron disminuyendo.

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Igual te estan hablando de tasas de homicidio mas arriba. Hechos delictivos abarca robos, violaciones, amenazas, extorsion, etc. Preferiria el doble de chances que me roben que el triple de que me maten

>General Pueyrredón=1585.9
>feels good

What is the best part of beef?

Ah mala mia por no leer, en ese caso caba si tiene menos de ese caso que Rosario, igual es medio obvio al ser la capital y el principal punto turistico, esta un poco mucho mas mimada, pasa en todo el mundo.

How white is Argentina
How Native

Non-meme answers pls