/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

>constantine never renounced pagan god emperor worship
>orthodox make constantine a saint
>orthodox have a saint who is also a pagan god

>orthodogs

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every single orthodox country is shit LMAO

hey bud

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>bless those who persecute you. do not repay evil for evil or insult for insult
>"le holy war xD"

howdy

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@87601311
>strange God's
wow, I'm totally going to trust this pic that the creator didn't even bother to proofread

did you ever do RCIA?

what was that about open homosexuals?

no not yet, told parents yesterday that i want to though. didn't go as badly as i expected

>didn't go as badly as i expected
are they really into Ordodoxy or something?

mom is, dad is jewish

>dad is jewish
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As someone who was raised Catholic, Eastern Orthodoxy is cooler. You won't get any of this: youtube.com/watch?v=pzAwa_Wcd_4

>you don't get chanting in Catholicism

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haha yeah this religion is cooler! I'm gonna convert now until I find one more cool xD

There is chanting, but unless you go to some fancy-ass church it's just one guy with bad Latin pronunciation who sings a couple lines and that's it.

^this

>implying most Orthodox churches have this
most of them are glorified tool sheds just like most catholic and protestant churches

reminder that true islam teaches its followers to be violent and fight those who don't believe in allah until they submit to pay the jizya tax

reminder that you should fuck off to /cum/

>jizz tax
If you say so. [unzips]

I will if you give me a hug
this doesn't seem like a penman post

I will if you promise not to come back

*cums on*

*opens arms*

DRANG

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Not a church pro, but went to a church last week first time in probably 5 years, church is about as big inside as my small commieblock apartment, and it had chanting. Though it was a guy leading, and nuns doing the choir. Still pretty cool.

I think that's standard for every service in every church. All-male choirs are for monasteries though, I think, so they're special yeah

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i really don't like russians, that's the main reason i went with catholics

do you live in a city?

How 'bout now?

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Welcome to thread guys

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Who would win in a fight:
The FOOKIN LEGEND of Gin Alley or Three Boy Whores with Armour(and Big Fucking Swords)

the fookin legend lost to a bastard

Even though they were all obviously protestants, there should be a group for the unofficial practice of venerating Lee, Jackson, Stuart, and Davis as saints.
>hatin' on St. Constantine
u wot m8.
i will wreck you

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HE GOT SPEARED BY A WHOOOOORRRREEEE

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he was also baptized by a arian heretic

*teleports behind you*

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NEEEEEEDDD

PICK UP NEEEEEEDDDD

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ill call you back bob

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former arian, he had repented and was accepted back into the church

I'LL SEE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE

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no he didn't

ROBERT IM SORRY ABOUT THE BOOOOOAR

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I'LL SAVE YOUR LORD STARK

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MAKE YOUR DADDY PROUD

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SON? THIS IS JUST THE SPAWN OF SOME WHOOOOORRRREEEE

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>gotists are back at it

ILL MAKE MY DADDY LOVE ME

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ONLY THE SPAWN OF MY LOINS COULD BRING JUSTICE TO THAT DOTHRAKI BOOOOOOOAAAARRRR

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*swallows your children*

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TO BAD I'VE ALREADY MADE THE EIGHT YOU WESTLANDER WHOOOOORRRREEEE

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biblehub.com/library/scholasticus/the_ecclesiastical_history_of_scholasticus/chapter_xiv_eusebius_bishop_of_nicomedia.htm

Either way, contemporary Christians considered it a valid Christian baptism.

more lancel your grace?

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Look at this idiot. One BOAR and no brains

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>Such was the language of the recantation of Eusebius and Theognis; from which I infer that they had subscribed the articles of faith which had been set forth, but would not become parties to the condemnation of Arius.

books.google.com/books?id=5GtNAwAAQBAJ&pg=PA119&lpg=PA119&dq=On the whole, Constantine and his successors made life pretty miserable for Church leaders committed to the Nicene decision and its Trinitarian formula&source=bl&ots=HdsJFapapx&sig=48Bl-VXc7NaG-EJzQPBFecIH8lw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwis5fzBjpbaAhUC92MKHYupCZcQ6AEIKTAA#v=onepage&q=On the whole, Constantine and his successors made life pretty miserable for Church leaders committed to the Nicene decision and its Trinitarian formula&f=false
>It was because of Eusebius that "On the whole, Constantine and his successors made life pretty miserable for Church leaders committed to the Nicene decision and its Trinitarian formula."

I hope nobody thinks Im mean

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gul dukat did nothing wrong

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>Catholic
Lacrimosa dies illa
qua resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus
Pie Iesu Domine
Dona eis requiem

>Protestant
hachachachacha
urgle burglegurgle
bix noood muhfugga
rubbledublle agragraagllle
youtube.com/watch?v=g1RI9_BYV80

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ttt

gues i'll be going to sleep now fellow southerners

what did he mean by this

youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA
>2008 was 43 years ago

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>anonymity
Haha, thanks but no thanks!
*subscribes to subredditflags*

BASED

>muh women clergy
show me one place anywhere in the Bible it says women can’t be clergy

1 Timothy 2:12

t. brainlet
>1 Timothy 2:12 contains a rare Greek verb, found only here in the entire Bible. It is the word authentein which is ordinarily translated "to usurp authority". Therefore, since there is no "control text" to determine its meaning, no one knows for sure what the word means and exactly what Paul is forbidding.[7]

>look at this bullshit I pulled off of Buzzfeed that TOTALLY disproves everything Christians have been doing since forever

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If Paul says women can’t have positions within the church why does he also refer to Phoebe as a deacon?

Not an argument

neither is the shit you posted

>mistranslations can’t change the interpretation of a text
brainlet detected

>when you btfo 2000 years of Christian tradition and scholarly study by posting a quote from Wikipedo

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>I-it’s t-tradition I-it doesn’t m-matter that w-we based it on cherry-picking and intentional m-mistranslations
SEETHING

Assblasted roastie detected, please fuckoff back to Jezebel

>still has addressed Phoebe
the absolute STATE of catholicucks

>muh phoebe
nonargument that's not even relevant to 1 Timothy, thanks for playing toasty roasty

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*tickets you*

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fucking yank pigs out to make life difficult for the Southern man

reclamation of Blueginia when

youtu.be/M7mmIMmEPCk
look at this crafty gook lads

>Timothy claims Paul said women couldn’t have a role in the church
>Paul also calls Phoebe a Deacon and has her carry the Letter to the Romans
>in the mind of the average catholicuck this isn’t relevant

>couldn’t have a role in the church
genuinely retarded and nonsensical post, you have to click two buttons to google the verse and you still manage to fuck it up

shan't be replying to you anymore

nice

The absolute STATE

Is there a way to get it on Edge?